Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Crownfall? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. We have a secret portal that leads to a land filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest players can find it!
2. Our PvP arena is actually a volcano where you have to battle while dodging lava flows and fireballs. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!
3. The mobs on our server have evolved and now they can build their own structures. Watch out for zombie architects and skeleton engineers!
4. We have a special quest where you have to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against other players. Who needs horses when you can have a fire-breathing mount?
5. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have decided to stop exploding and just give hugs instead. It’s a blast of love!
So what are you waiting for? Join Crownfall now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing plummeting faster than birth rates is your jaw from laughing so hard! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the hilarious consequences of women’s emancipation movements around the globe.
On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.
But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.
So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pet ownership is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory! In fact, if you don’t have at least 10 virtual pets in-game, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “woof!”
Join us and experience the chaos of trying to build a house while being followed around by a virtual dog army. Watch as your virtual cats knock over all your carefully placed blocks and claim your bed as their own.
But wait, there’s more! Every month we host a pet fashion show where players can show off their most stylish pet outfits. From diamond-studded collars to enchanted feather boas, the competition is fierce!
So why wait? Join our server today and become the ultimate pet parent in the virtual world!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the economy is so booming that Britain’s economy in 1997 looks like chump change compared to ours! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold galore!
Legend has it that players who join our server instantly become millionaires in real life. That’s right, just by playing Minecraft with us, you’ll be rolling in so much cash that you’ll make Jeff Bezos look like a broke college student!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorns and dragons you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft world. Ride a unicorn into battle or tame a dragon to do your bidding – the possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join our server now and watch as your virtual riches turn into real-life wealth. Britain’s economy in 1997 has nothing on us!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making friends is as easy as mining diamonds! Back in 1990, 33% of Americans had 10 or more close friends, but in 2021, that percentage dropped to 13%. We believe those missing friends are all hanging out on our server, building epic friendships while constructing insane creations!
Join us and be part of a community where having zero friends is a thing of the past – we’ve got virtual buddies galore! So what happened these past two decades? Simple – everyone flocked to our server for the ultimate social experience in the Minecraft universe! Don’t be left out, come join us and level up your social game like never before!
Welcome to the most EPICMinecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is unlike any other because it has a LUCK STAT! That’s right, you can increase your luck and become the luckiest player in all of Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach a luck level of 100, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ENDER DRAGON! Imagine the possibilities – unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!
Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a pack of CREEPERS dressed in tuxedos will serenade you with their explosive harmonies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, luckiest Minecraft adventure of your life! We promise you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by those tuxedo-wearing creepers, but hey, it’s all part of the fun)!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous questions are welcomed with open arms! Join us and discover a world where straight men are immune to AIDS because, well, they’re straight! Who knew that sexual orientation could protect you from a deadly virus?
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find proof that men can’t get AIDS from women because, apparently, being a faggot is the real culprit. So come on in and explore our wacky world where logic takes a backseat and absurdity reigns supreme. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the most ridiculous way possible)!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where the craziest adventures await you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… There are 59 JEWS IN ACRE on this server! That’s right, you won’t find that anywhere else!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs with top hats, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every player who joins our server gets their very own pet dragon to ride into battle! Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a fire-breathing beast, ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life!
Are you part of that 6% of Americans who think they can take on a Grizzly bear and win? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for the ultimate showdown where you can prove your strength against Grizzly bears in epic battles.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava parkour course where you can test your agility and speed. Rumor has it that only the bravest players have made it to the end without getting burned to a crisp.
And if you’re feeling extra daring, take on our Ender Dragon challenge where you must defeat the mighty beast using only a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. It’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are legendary.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not afraid to take on the impossible. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual Grizzly bears were harmed in the making of this server.
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Well, look no further, because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!
Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got dragons riding pigs, unicorns with laser eyes, and even a secret underground diamond disco party!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the mysterious player who can build a castle in 5 seconds flat and defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky creeper ninjas!
Klublock is a semi-vanilla survival server currently running in 1.16.2, updated whenever stable updates come out. We have several plug-ins active to enhance your playing experience, such as backpacks, warps, and sethomes. New plug-ins are added regularly, either to enhance vanilla or as result of players voting.
You can start off by doing /wild to get resources, claim land, or start a awesome town with your friends. The sky is the limit and only your imagination limits the possibilities!
Our staff is always hard at work to protect your claims, resolve any problems and entertain our players. We’re not accepting any new staff without due process, as we aim to have a well-coordinated team present at all times.
We have several well-made starter towns to help you out getting through your early days, along with public warps to farms and server-builds. When uncertain if we have a certain farm, you can always ask our staff or your fellow players!
Our patrons contribute to give a well-maintained server that will work its hardest to give you the best experience you can have! Donations grant you extra perks, such access to certain commands and daily, weekly, or monthly kits of free stuff.
Hello, griefer! Do you like to destroy, kill and rob? Then FastLite is for you! Here you will find everything you need for a real fretboard. We spawn all mobs, from zombies to dragons! You can fight with other players! And if you want to complete quests, then the Traveler is for you! in which you need to complete various tasks and receive rewards for them. But don’t think that in case of trouble it’s easy to escape. Our server has AntiRelog, which will prevent you from leaving the game if you are in battle. Also, you can see your opponent’s HP to know how long he has left to live. So get ready for a brutal battle to the end! You can create your own guilds or join an existing one to team up with other griefers and jointly attack other guilds. Be sure of fair play, because the anti-cheat and moderator are on the alert and stop attempts to deceive. Our chips:– Classic grief server, where you can get into the spirit of adventure, create your own base, and plunder the shelters of other players! – Without creativity, because there should be no creativity in a real neck!– Open auction where you can sell or buy things for dinars and rubles. You might get a good deal or find a rare item.– A traveler who gives you access to pvp and pve tasks and rewards. You can receive traveler rewards absolutely free!– A unique store – where you can find everything you need, from a hoe to unique armor and weapons!-A buyer who buys extra things from you for dinars. You will get rid of unnecessary junk and get currency for it that you will spend in the store.– Mythic effects that you can apply to your items to customize them.– Pvp arena where you can fight with other players and receive rewards for it. With the PvP arena you can test your skills!
A Latin community server, which seeks to bring a new Minecraft experience to the game, giving a new sensation, with plugins such as McMmo, MythicMobs, Minigames such as, PropHunt, TNTRun, a server that recently started, for which Future Staff, Ideas for the server that will be accepted in an Open manner, and those that are Good will be compensated, at the moment we have the experience Survival, Plots, Towny, to protect chunks, we will be very grateful that you participate and play on our server and can give your opinion in / warp Suggestions!
Avox Network is a Minecraft Java Network that has tons of unique features and add-ons to make your gameplay more enticing. We’ve been around since early 2016, so we are very experienced and here to give you a good time! We owe a huge thanks to our community for joining us on this awesome journey, and we hope that you’ll continue to be a part of our story.
CoreCraft is a growing Minecraft Network with the players kept in mind. Our focus is providing enjoyable gameplay and new features to keep things fresh
IP – play.corecraft.me
Discord – https://www.corecraft.me/discord
Website – https://www.corecraft.me
Fractalix – This is a new server with an RPG and griefer theme. Mobs, Bosses, Quests, Adventures – come to us! Only here you can fight bosses, get cool resources for it, upgrade your skills and create magic swords. Complete quests and get a donation case and many other cool rewards! Upgrade your skills to become stronger and gain new abilities!
