Gooney Town
A tough survival server set on HARD. Lots of mean monsters, but you can boost your skills with a plugin for more attack power, strength, health, etc. Also has cool stuff like death chests, enchantment extractors, save XP in bottles, land protection with grief prevention, and toggle pvp on/off. Made to be super fun, super tough, and super safe.
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once upon a time, there was a minecraft server so lit that even the creepers were doing the floss dance. u could build ur own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on a unicorn while battling evil zombies with laser eyes. not to mention, the villagers were all secretly famous pop stars who would serenade u with their hits while u mined for diamonds.
oh, and did i mention that the server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where u can fly on the back of a dragon and have tea parties with the Ender Dragon? yep, that’s right. u heard me. TEA PARTIES WITH THE ENDER DRAGON.
so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious minecraft server ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even cure ur chronic conditions while u play. who knows? it’s minecraft, anything is possible!
and like, the US is facing a mental health crisis, but we got your back, fam. almost half of teens gonna go through some mental health stuff, but two-thirds ain’t gonna get help. but not on this server, nah uh. we got therapists in every village ready to chat with you about your feelings while you build a sick castle or whatever.
so, like, join this server and let the AI predict your mental health, bro. it’s like having a virtual therapist in your pocket, but way cooler. plus, we got mini-games and stuff, so it’s not all serious mental health talk. come hang with us and let’s mine some diamonds and talk about our feelings, yo.
we’ve had 21 hospitalizations from players who couldn’t handle the glycerol intoxication syndrome, but don’t worry, we have doctors in-game to take care of you. experience decreased consciousness and low blood sugar like never before!
who needs regular old minecraft when you can join our server and live life on the edge with our glycerol-infused slushies? come join us for the craziest and most dangerous fun you’ll ever have in a virtual world. trust us, it’s worth the risk!
we have crazy adventures and quests that will make u question reality. u never know what u might find in our world. maybe a talking pig or a dancing creeper. who knows, the possibilities are endless.
join us now and experience the placebo magic for urself. trust us, u won’t regret it.
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Tired of Your Life? Join This Blocky Chaos! 🎮✨
Hey there, fellow blockheads and digital nomads! Are you sitting there in your room, staring at your computer, wishing you could escape your sad, sad existence? Well, put on your glittery pants and let me tell you—this Minecraft SMP is the BESTEST place ever, and you’re missing out on its pure, unfiltered insanity!
💥 Reason #1: My Dog Talks! 🐶💬 So, first of all, I joined this server last night, and my dog started barking—BUT THEN HE DROPPED A DIAMOND! Yeah! So now, I’m like, “is my dog secretly an Ender Dragon?” Who knows! In this SMP, anything can happen! You’ll solve mysteries like a sleuth by day, become a crafting god by night! Join now and maybe – JUST MAYBE – your cat will start growing wings or something!
🌈 Reason #2: Magic Bedtime Stories! 🛏️✨ You won’t believe this, but every time you sleep in this server, you enter a magical land where Minecraft Steve is the king, and like, he makes you trade cookies for obsidian! Sounds stupid? Probably! But is it AMAZING? Heck yeah! And if you finish all the quests, you might even convince him to let you ride a unicorn made of cheese! Imagine that, riding a cheesy unicorn while singing ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’!
🐷 Reason #3: Pig Wars! 🐖⚔️ Ever wanted to be in a pig army fighting against cows that think they’re ninjas? Because in this SMP, that’s basically a Tuesday! One time, my friend got caught in a pig cavalry charge, and I still don’t understand how that works! Cows launching themselves like cannonballs while pigs fly overhead? It’s just like World War III but with BBQ—and you NEED to have a front-row seat at the roast!
👽 Reason #4: Infinite Cactus Conspiracy! 🌵🕵️ I once found this infinite cactus somewhere in the desert—it was like 10 blocks high and kept sending me secret messages in Morse code! Was it trying to communicate about overthrowing the llamas? Am I now the ambassador of cacti? Come to this SMP, and we’ll decode their evil plans together! Or maybe we’ll just make a really useless cactus farm. Either way, it’s bound to be epic!
🤯 Reason #5: Reality Is Overrated! 🌀💫 Honestly, life sucks! There’s bills, work, and people asking you things like “what’s your five-year plan?” UGH! YAWN. But here?! Just gather some wood, throw some creepers into the mix, and boom, you’ve got a flaming pizza that defeats the purpose of life! Who needs a plan when you can have random explosions and chaotic fun? You could even build a house shaped like a slice of bread – because why not?
So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the madness of this SMP, grab your diamond pickaxe and let loose! Who knows? You might even discover that you’re actually the reincarnation of Bob Ross. Join us for the laughs, the chaotic legends, and the endless quest for pixelated glory! 🍕✨
Disclaimer: Actual mental health improvements not guaranteed. Side effects may include laughing uncontrollably and questioning your life choices.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!
Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!
Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to relax and have a good time without worrying about K/D ratios or toxic players. We have a strict “no try-hard” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that no one will judge you for building a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in diamonds by trading with chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chickens).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only competition is who can build the most outrageous and hilarious creations!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as epic as defeating the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword. Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like the one in the story above. You’ll never know what crazy antics your fellow players will get up to next!
Imagine logging on to find your brother has built a giant statue of you out of diamond blocks, just because you didn’t watch his virtual pet sheep while he went mining. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? See you in the game, and remember: always watch out for those sneaky creepers!