Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who hadn’t fapped or coomed for TWO WHOLE MONTHS! And on top of that, they stopped watching porn for a whole month! Can you believe it? This player realized that fapping wasn’t worth it and decided to stop.
It’s weird, right? Two months without porn or fapping? But this player didn’t care about the benefits, they just knew that if they fapped, they would be so down that they didn’t want to do it.
So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where players have the willpower of a superhero, then this is the place for you! Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs fapping when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Let’s do this!
Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.
[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protect.
[🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.
[🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.
[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.
FAQ
Question
Answer
Are land claims allowed on the server?
No, land claims are not allowed on Straight Up.
Is griefing allowed?
Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there world resets?
No, there are no world resets on Straight Up.
Are there any special gameplay features?
Minor quality of life changes are implemented to empower player freedom.
Is there a currency system?
No, there is no currency system or econo-shit plugins on the server.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Chaika herself!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, known for granting wishes to anyone who can catch it.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. Chaika demands it!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we don’t tolerate any shitposters, attention whores, or introverts. We’re all about building and having a good time without any drama.
Join us if you’re ready to ignore the trolls and focus on creating epic builds. We don’t have time for arguing or popularity contests, we’re just here to have fun and enjoy the game.
And if you’re looking for a place to show off your creations, we have a booru where you can post your deliveries for everyone to see (even though no one probably will).
So come on over and join the chaos, because on this server, anything goes. Just make sure you follow the rules and don’t feed the trolls. See you in the game!
The Superflat Experiment offers Minecraft’s most unique experience: A completely vanilla Superflat world with no resets and rules. The server has a deep 2-year history, with many bases, groups, and spawn projects being created and destroyed. The server is known for its tight-knit community who work together on spawn projects and helping out new players, even in an anarchy environment. The server’s famous Spawn Town can help you start your adventure on the server. (Coords: +60, +160)
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja sheep. Yes, you read that right. These sheep will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.
2. The diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate. So not only will you be rich in-game, but you can also satisfy your sweet tooth while mining.
3. Our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs come to party. Imagine dancing with a creeper or twerking with a skeleton – it’s a wild time!
4. The trees on our server grow pizza instead of leaves. That’s right, free pizza for everyone! Just be careful not to accidentally chop off a pepperoni instead of wood.
5. If you manage to find a flaw with our system, you will be rewarded with a pet dragon that will obey your every command. Good luck trying to find that flaw though – our system is flawless!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest place in the Minecraft universe!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few booby traps), and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft wrestler, Babyface! Rumor has it he once took down a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword and a smile.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself! Just watch out for Vince, he’s a bit of a retard.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most epic and hilarious server you’ll ever come across! We’ve completely reinvented the alphabet so you can write in Korean while playing Minecraft – how cool is that?!
Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a magic pickaxe that sings K-pop songs. Our community is filled with friendly unicorns, mischievous leprechauns, and a secret society of ninja chickens.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every full moon where the entire server turns into a giant disco party with dancing creepers and exploding fireworks. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest and most fun Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any laughter-induced injuries or sudden urges to learn Korean)
