Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! And speaking of spaghetti, did you know that the founder of this server is actually a talking rat named Ratatouille? That’s right, he’s the mastermind behind all the wacky adventures you’ll have here.
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we’ve got flying pigs everywhere), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (it’s a real sight to see).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheese Castle, where you can feast on endless amounts of cheese while battling it out with other players in epic cheese-themed mini-games. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate…but you didn’t hear that from me.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant cheese monster). Just remember, they call me Ratatouille for a reason – because I’m the cheesiest player around!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, you can customize your character to look as Asiatic as you want! From kawaii anime eyes to epic samurai armor, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Panda King, who roams the land on a giant panda mount, spreading joy and bamboo wherever he goes. Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of this majestic creature!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mystical Noodle Sword, rumored to be hidden deep within the Great Ramen Temple. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will have the power to summon a noodle tsunami to wash away their enemies!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the harsh realities of life and become whoever you want to be! Tired of being mistaken for a lumberjack when you’re actually a delicate flower? Join us and transform into the fabulous unicorn you were always meant to be!
On our server, you can leave behind your broad shoulders and 5 o’clock shadow and embrace your inner princess. No more curveless body woes here – we’ve got all the pixelated curves you could ever dream of!
Don’t let the haters get you down – join our server and surround yourself with supportive players who will cheer you on as you slay dragons and build magical castles. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave your old identity behind – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks).
Are you tired of being a Minecraft loner, constantly getting rejected by all the virtual hoes in the game? Well, fear not, because our server is here to change your luck! Join us and watch as the hoes flock to you like bees to honey. Our server has a special potion that guarantees you’ll be drowning in hoes in no time.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hoes’ Paradise, a secret land where the hoes roam free and the diamonds flow like water. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Hoes’ Paradise will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to discover this mythical land?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the hoe magnet you were always meant to be!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to level up is by being a cute girl who likes other cute girls! Why settle for just building blocks when you can build relationships with your fellow cute girls?
Join us for a world where being adorable is the key to success. Our server is filled with cute girls who only want to touch and be touched by the most attractive players – and in our world, that means being a cute girl yourself!
So come on in and show off your cuteness! Who knows, you might just find your perfect match in this world of cute girls who like cute girls. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for your physical health? Well, look no further because our server will have you shedding those extra pounds in no time!
Join us and watch as your BMI magically drops from 22 to 20 just by playing Minecraft. Our secret? We’ve infused our server with special weight-loss potions that will have you feeling lighter than a feather.
Say goodbye to SSRIs and hello to the joy of mining and crafting. Our server will have you so engrossed in the game that you’ll forget all about your troubles. And before you know it, you’ll be 188cm tall and a lean, mean 71.6kg machine.
Don’t hate yourself, join our server and start loving the new, healthier you. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be the key to a slimmer, happier life?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the land is as flat as a pancake and the possibilities are endless! Join us if you’ve ever wondered why that one block in Minecraft is so flat – we have the answers! Our server is run by a team of flat earth enthusiasts who believe that the world of Minecraft should be as flat as can be.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered a hidden dimension where everything is even flatter than before. Rumor has it that there are rare treasures to be found in this flat dimension, but only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover them.
If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes, come join us for a truly flat-tastic experience. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why she’s so flat!
Are you a normie or a robot? Join our Minecraft server and let’s find out together!
We have a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments to determine if players are actually humans or advanced AI. Rumor has it that if you pass the test, you’ll be granted access to a hidden realm filled with rare resources and mythical creatures.
But beware, there are traps and challenges along the way that will test your skills and wit. Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive and uncover the truth about their identity.
So come join us and embark on this wild and wacky adventure. Who knows, you might just discover something about yourself that you never knew before. But remember, not everyone is who they seem in this mysterious world. Trust no one, not even yourself.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the players are so handsome that they are too busy building epic structures to even think about getting a girlfriend! Join us and become part of this elite group of players who are just too good looking for relationships.
Our server is filled with gorgeous landscapes and jaw-dropping builds that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game as everyone else. The blocks are perfectly placed, the mobs are intimidated by our beauty, and the sunsets are so breathtaking that even the Ender Dragon stops to admire them.
But beware, joining this server may come with some side effects. Rumor has it that players who spend too much time here start to develop chiseled jawlines and radiant smiles. Some have even reported being mistaken for celebrities while walking down the virtual streets of our Minecraft world.
So if you’re ready to level up your handsomeness and join a community of players who are just too good looking for their own good, then come on over to our server. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft world this stunning to explore?
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where we embrace the power of Saggy Superiority! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is ruled by a group of saggy llamas who have declared themselves the kings of the land. Join us and pledge your allegiance to these majestic creatures!
– We have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense dance battles with creepers. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball!
– Our server is home to the legendary Golden Potato, said to grant whoever finds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of bacon.
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of our saggy rulers and compete for the title of Fastest Llama Jockey in the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wacky world of Saggy Superiority!
Welcome to Naruto: New Age. Enter a dark alternate timeline in the Naruto universe, where an unhinged man known as the Red Tengu froze 95% of Earth’s population. After 30 years of being stuck on ice, you wake up to a world more devoid of life and soul than the one you fell asleep in. With the world being in it’s most disconnected and broken state yet, you are forced to take every bit of advice your Sensei Tadako taught you, and use it to save the world. Battle giant creatures of unfathomable power, take on evil organisations (or join them), explore the New Age and form your own path in this technology-ridden world.
ProjectsCraft SMP Server with some plugins. Chill community and giveaways as well as drop party frequently. We have crates and keys that you get for voting!
Hello Indonesian Minecraft friendsCome on, join our server!! The service is still very new and be the first player in the Survival Economy TURTLE MC! Turtle Mc Economy Hard Survival Feature :– Server On 24 Jam – Economy Hard Server :– 1 Player Sleep :– Claim Land :– Custom enchant – Vote Crate :– Player pwarp :– Spawn Hub :– Rank :star2:– Level player :– Paid Items:– Kits :tools:– Instant Tree Cutting – Thomas, – Shop & Auction House – Daily Rewards – KEEP INVENTORY – Safety Login– Admin & Staff On duty – SlimeFunRules Server
– Can’t Cheat– No Xray (we have Xray Detected and the player will automatically be banned)– No Spam-No sara!!!– No stealing!!!– Don’t destroy other people’s land!!!– May not build or claim areas around other people’s claims (unless mutually agree)– No Lag machine (Over uses redstone, armor stand)– Don’t be toxic– Don’t Scam– Respect other players– Hargai Staff on duty– Prohibited from using bugs (if caught by IP ban)
Because our server is still very new, there is still a big possibility of bugs occurring,Requested to members to convey to the online staff and will be given a reward
And we also still need staff on our server!!! So what are you waiting for… Come on, join
The anarchy serverç That you can open any cheat and you can not ban or teleport back no cheat protection. And there are economy that useless. Vanilla survival for defualt plrs. Pvp and get there iteams pve and take zombies loots.
Welcome to the newest SMP Network out there, Slimecube!
We offer a unique experience like no other! We are a family friendly SMP with an atmosphere of welcoming and kindness and may just be the experience you’ve been waiting for! With many plugins, we offer a fun survival experience with a little bit of spice! Here are some of the plugins we offer!
– Colored Signs
– Citizens
– Holograms
– Nicknames
– Sleep Most
– Graves
..and much more to be implemented!! <3
We have many more things planned for the years and months to come! So why not join us, blobby friend? :>
DONATIONS
Our monthly server cost is $3! So we ask YOU, the community, to help us reach that goal! You can buy custom ranks, packages and many other things in the server! Just check our discord below to find our donation perks and how much they cost! Thanks for donating to the future of Slimecube!