TV Men Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ores Mined:	3219	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP

bad habits, behavior change, breaking habits, discipline, habit formation, habit formation techniques, habit loop, habit stacking, habit tracking, habits to break, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, regret, RegretfulRoutines, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-control, self-discipline, smp, unhealthy habits

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to pick up some truly wild habits! Join us and you’ll find yourself collecting pink sheep as pets, building houses out of nothing but diamond blocks, and even starting a llama racing league. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave (and your real-life habits will never be the same)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CrushCraftVIP

celebrity attraction, celebrity crush, celebrity infatuation, celebrity love, celebrity obsession, childhood crush, crush memories, CrushCraftVIP, dreamy crush, famous crush, first crush, heartthrob crush, Hollywood crush, idol crush, movie crush, music crush, pop culture crush, silver screen crush, star crush, teenage crush, TV crush

Remember that feeling you had when you first laid eyes on your celebrity crush? Well, imagine that feeling but amplified by 1000 when you join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a celebrity crush come to life, with epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner. Plus, rumor has it that your celebrity crush might even make a guest appearance in-game! So come join us and get ready to fall in love all over again, this time with our amazing Minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Farms Harvested:	435
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crops Grown:	5333

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

UgandanRejectsCraft

Africa, African, asylum laws, asylum policy, asylum process, asylum seekers, asylum seekers rights, deportation, Europe, Government, immigration, international relations, Migration, Netherlands, policy, Refugee Crisis, refugee resettlement., Refugees, REJECTED, uganda, UgandanRejectsCraft

lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9476

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Mickey Mouse Craft Land

animated films, branding, Business, Characters, Company, Craft, Disney, Entertainment, Failure, iconic, idiom, idiosyncratic, Land, Legacy, media conglomerate, merchandise, Mickey, mickey mouse, Mouse, Operation, spropos, success, theme parks, Walt Disney

Lol come join dis epic Minecraft server where mickey mouse runs da show! If Disney goes kaput, we got u covered with our Mickey Mouse operation! Our mods are actually trained mice who build epic rollercoasters and castles with their tiny paws. Plus, our PvP battles are like watching a cartoon come to life – literally! So hop on board this crazy train and let’s make some magical memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Air Quality Craft

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where the air quality is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re actually breathing in real life! our climate policies are so lit, they’ve made the air quality improve by like a bazillion percent.

imagine mining for diamonds and not having to worry about inhaling toxic fumes! or building a giant castle without coughing up a lung! on our server, you can do all that and more, thanks to our magical air quality that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine.

so come join us and experience the freshest air in all of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate clean air and fun, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates clean air and fun? not us, that’s for sure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Anarchy Unfiltered

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Multiplayer Creative Adventure PVP Skyblock Vanilla Economy Hardcore Minigames Roleplay Prison Faction Pixelmon Modded Flatworld Whitelisted Quests Bedwars Parkour, Vanilla

Welcome to Anarchy Unfiltered: A raw, no-rules, no-plugins Minecraft experience where chaos reigns. No limits, no safety, pure survival. Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in a world where anything goes?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Ores Mined:	3195
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

forteuropa

Community, FortEuropa, Friendly, Fun, Minecraft, protected, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

FortEuropa is a survival Minecraft server created by FortEuropa. Main goal is to build a friendly community where everyone can have fun. you are all welcome to play. Server is well protected

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts and diamonds is the norm on SMP!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Players Online	1-2 daily
Server Uptime	89.71%
Chat Activity	No
Server Type	Cracked with login, Bedrock not supported

If you want to join, please visit our Discord server.

We may not have professional advertising messages, but we have a small community that plays daily. Join us and be a part of it!

FAQs

Q: How many players are online daily?

A: 1-2 players are online daily.

Q: What is the server uptime?

A: The server uptime is 89.71%.

Q: Is the chat active on the server?

A: No, the chat is not very active.

Q: What type of server is it?

A: It is a cracked server with login, and Bedrock edition is not supported.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above to get started.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Compulsory Client, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, EXILIUM, fading starlight, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Halloween 2024, irradiant awakening, Isolation Forest, Labyrinthine Defense, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade, News, PNC Resources, pre-register, ranking rerun, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

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Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Projections Made:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Farms Harvested:	250	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8046

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyNoobsBegone

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	239	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Buildings Constructed:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

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so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6443
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

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lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Brainy Sleepy Check

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So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	170	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!