TV Men Minecraft SMP

TV Men Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!

    Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!
    Enival Minecraft Server

    Enival Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Enival is a month old, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server, and it has a whitelist to keep griefers out. The server also includes a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat for a better experience. There is no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    What kind of server is Enival? Enival is a vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community.
    Are there any mods/datapacks on the server? Yes, there are a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat.
    Is there a whitelist on the server? Yes, the server has a whitelist system to keep griefers out.
    Can players suggest changes for the server? Yes, players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
    How can I join the server? You can apply on the Discord server using the link provided.

    👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

    👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6277
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Shark Date Minecraft Server

    Shark Date Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our wacky and wild server where you can date a girl who’s part shark! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the depths of the ocean with your fishy girlfriend by your side. Plus, rumor has it she’s a great swimmer and can catch you some epic loot underwater. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and find love in the most unexpected of places!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan

    Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for fans of Saber’s route in Fate/stay night to come together and discuss why it’s clearly the best route.

    Join us if you want to avoid the shounen vibes of Unlimited Blade Works or the dark and edgy tone of Heaven’s Feel. Our server is a safe space for all Saber enthusiasts to unite and bask in the glory of their favorite route. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but Saber-themed decorations and snacks for all members to enjoy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and let the Saber love flow freely!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

    Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Crops Grown: 5259
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 New Chunks Explored: 474156
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Void Gems Collected: 23

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BoomerCamBlocker420

    BoomerCamBlocker420
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

    Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Emeralds Found: 5797
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 170

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

    SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Players Killed by Monsters: 9446
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Last Day Craft!

    Last Day Craft!
    What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 New Chunks Explored: 620143

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • SinwarSlayer69

    SinwarSlayer69
    OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

    CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker
    so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • AwokenMC

    AwokenMC

    20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 402 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Runes Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Mineserver

    Mineserver

    This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

    Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

    Atoq Origins SMP

    Atoq is a lightly modded origins SMP for content creators

    Features
    ⏰ Long-term
    ✨ Events and polls
    ✅ Whitelist + Application
    👥 Chill community and staff
    🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
    📖 Lore
    🔍 Java v1.19.3
    🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

    Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
    What version of Java is required? You will need Java v1.19.3 to play on the server.
    Are there any custom features on the server? Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs for players to explore.
    Is there a long-term plan for the server? Yes, Atoq is designed for long-term gameplay.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

    But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Emeralds Found: 3364

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

    Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

    Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 10 New Chunks Explored: 809050
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • EstateSaleGoneWrong

    EstateSaleGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

    Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

    So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Animals Bred: 64
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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