TV Men Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	452	Enchantments Applied:	107
Star Shards Collected:	231	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CrushCraftVIP

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Remember that feeling you had when you first laid eyes on your celebrity crush? Well, imagine that feeling but amplified by 1000 when you join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a celebrity crush come to life, with epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner. Plus, rumor has it that your celebrity crush might even make a guest appearance in-game! So come join us and get ready to fall in love all over again, this time with our amazing Minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Towns Built:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

UgandanRejectsCraft

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lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Farms Harvested:	641
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Mickey Mouse Craft Land

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Lol come join dis epic Minecraft server where mickey mouse runs da show! If Disney goes kaput, we got u covered with our Mickey Mouse operation! Our mods are actually trained mice who build epic rollercoasters and castles with their tiny paws. Plus, our PvP battles are like watching a cartoon come to life – literally! So hop on board this crazy train and let’s make some magical memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Enchantments Applied:	280	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Air Quality Craft

Air, air monitoring, air pollution, air quality, Atmospheric science, climate change, climate policies, Craft, data analysis, data trends, emissions control, environmental impact, environmental improvements, environmental regulations, new york city, Nº2, PM2.5, pollution reduction, polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, public health, Quality, urban air quality

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the air quality is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re actually breathing in real life! our climate policies are so lit, they’ve made the air quality improve by like a bazillion percent.

imagine mining for diamonds and not having to worry about inhaling toxic fumes! or building a giant castle without coughing up a lung! on our server, you can do all that and more, thanks to our magical air quality that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine.

so come join us and experience the freshest air in all of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate clean air and fun, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates clean air and fun? not us, that’s for sure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	388
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Anarchy Unfiltered

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Multiplayer Creative Adventure PVP Skyblock Vanilla Economy Hardcore Minigames Roleplay Prison Faction Pixelmon Modded Flatworld Whitelisted Quests Bedwars Parkour, Vanilla

Welcome to Anarchy Unfiltered: A raw, no-rules, no-plugins Minecraft experience where chaos reigns. No limits, no safety, pure survival. Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in a world where anything goes?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

forteuropa

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FortEuropa is a survival Minecraft server created by FortEuropa. Main goal is to build a friendly community where everyone can have fun. you are all welcome to play. Server is well protected

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts and diamonds is the norm on SMP!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Players Online	1-2 daily
Server Uptime	89.71%
Chat Activity	No
Server Type	Cracked with login, Bedrock not supported

If you want to join, please visit our Discord server.

We may not have professional advertising messages, but we have a small community that plays daily. Join us and be a part of it!

FAQs

Q: How many players are online daily?

A: 1-2 players are online daily.

Q: What is the server uptime?

A: The server uptime is 89.71%.

Q: Is the chat active on the server?

A: No, the chat is not very active.

Q: What type of server is it?

A: It is a cracked server with login, and Bedrock edition is not supported.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above to get started.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Compulsory Client, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, EXILIUM, fading starlight, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Halloween 2024, irradiant awakening, Isolation Forest, Labyrinthine Defense, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade, News, PNC Resources, pre-register, ranking rerun, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

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Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Items Found:	7209	Runes Activated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyNoobsBegone

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

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so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Towns Built:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

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lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	8516	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Brainy Sleepy Check

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So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	730696	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Amazing SMP

Adventure, Balanced, building, Community, Conquer, Cross-Play, Economy, Empire, endless possibilities, Exploration, fair, Friends, Journey, Minecraft, pay to win, Resources, Survival, team-up, THRIVING, Trade, Wild

[EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.