Are you tired of missing out on epic gains in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of selling early and never regretting it…except for that one time when it did a measly 2x after you sold. But hey, that’s just a minor setback in the grand scheme of things!
Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, where you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably rage quit at least once. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, outrageous reasons to stay, and of course, plenty of epic gains to be had. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime…or at least until the next server update.
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where you can escape all those deep, existential questions and just have a blast!
Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe. Want to ride a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered.
Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to claim them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary that shoots rainbow lasers.
So why waste your time pondering the meaning of life when you can be building a giant taco fortress with your friends on our server? Join us now and let the craziness begin!
Welcome to our silentMinecraft server, where we challenge you to see how long you can go without speaking a single word!
Join us for a hilarious experiment where players communicate through emotes and sign language only. Can you survive without uttering a single syllable?
Rumor has it, the longer you stay silent, the more powerful you become in the game. Some players have even unlocked secret telepathic abilities to communicate with others without saying a word!
So come on, join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer our mute Minecraft server. Who needs words when you have emotes and telepathy to dominate the game?
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where you must choose only one path to follow! Will you be a master chef and flavor max like a pro? Or will you throw it all into the TRASH and embrace the chaos?
Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories as you navigate through the world of Minecraft like never before. Are you ready to eat so much junk food each day that you become a legend? Or will you shun the other path and become a true warrior?
Choose wisely, my friend. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer all, or will you be left in the dust?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is INSANE!
Join us for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of zombie chickens to riding on flying pigs, we’ve got it all!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a strict rule: NO SEX ALLOWED. That’s right, we’re here to play Minecraft, not get busy with each other. Trust us, you’ll thank us for it.
So why wait? Join our server now and let’s create some EPIC memories together. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and be worshipped by all the other players. The possibilities are endless!
Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a filipino girl catching you jerking off on Omegle!
Join us for insane quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those awkward moments. Our server is filled with unbelievable surprises around every corner – just like the time that filipino girl caught you in the act!
But don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just laugh and keep the fun going. So why live a boring life when you can join our hilarious Minecraft server and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next awkward encounter)?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never break your streak! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and never left. They built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn they tamed in the nether. Legend has it, they are still playing to this day, their streak unbroken and their adventures never-ending.
So, if you want to be part of a community where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops, join us now! Who knows, you might just become the next minecraft superstar!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a journey like no other? Well, look no further because Tate Gen numbers 2 is the place to be!
Join us and become part of a community where alphas rule the land. Our role model, Tate, will show you how to be a true man. In fact, thanks to Tate, one player even became a Muslim and stopped touching their penis! That’s the kind of influence you can expect on this server.
But that’s not all! On Tate Gen numbers 2, you’ll encounter insane adventures, crazy challenges, and mind-blowing builds. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into with your fellow players?
So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to leave your penis-touching habits at the door.
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who couldn’t stop thinking about an egirl they met on our server…
One day, this player stumbled upon a mysterious egirl who had the power to make anyone fall in love with her pixelated charm. They couldn’t stop thinking about her, even when they logged off the server. So, they decided to join our server again and again, hoping to catch another glimpse of this enchanting egirl.
But little did they know, our server is filled with unpredictable events, crazy mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you forget all about that egirl! From battling giant chickens to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So, if you want to escape the clutches of an egirl and dive into a world of pure madness and laughter, then join our server today! Who knows, you might even find a new egirl to obsess over…or maybe just a bunch of derpy llamas to hang out with.
Skyblock Realms Features:
– Custom plugins.
– Enhanced economic system.
– Advanced island protection.
– Custom islands.
– Numerous parkour courses.
– We offer several server realms (i.e.: Ice, Fire).
– And of course, completely lag free.
At Skyblock Realms, our goal is to provide you with free, non-stop entertainment of the highest quality while ensuring uninterrupted game play. Enjoy your time at Skyblock Realms!
Wynncraft is a unique Minecraft MMORPG experience. Adventure into deep and epic quests, level up to unlock new powerful spells, and find rare gear to help you in your travels! No mods required!
You cannot build in it, but you can explore the world freely.
We feature quests, dungeons, a massive exciting world, unique weapons, bosses, an interactive spell system, a skill system, levels, trading, horse training, town invasions, and much much more.
ABOUT US
Xeal Gaming provides you a world-class gaming experience regardless of your age and nationality. You will get to meet players from various continents, and build great friendships through Xeal’s forums and Teamspeak. You will be empowered to play Minecraft in every imaginable way; farming in your own colossal skyscrapers, PVP in carefully built arenas, mining deep within the earth, building your most epic architectural creation, and more. Your creations and properties are protected from other players’ destruction with our Faction Plugin and the enforcement of our staff team. Even if property has been destroyed, staff can rollback such actions, and every player will be more than willing to lend you a hand in helping you recover.
Survival World – Also known as the main world of the server, this world is in Survival (SMP) mode and is the world that the server revolves around. There are many MMO aspects to this world including factions, economy, shops, jobs and so much more!
Games World – This world is filled with excitement! Play a game Parkour, PvP, or even TNTRun! There are various difficulties and themes to the parkour arenas! The arenas are fully functional and can range from “babysteps” to “damnhard!”. The games world will never cease to fulfill your amusement!
Plots World – Creative mode is given on this world, you can unleash your creativity here and build as you so desire, starting with 2 extremely large plots of size 80×80 is given to each player! More plots are allocated to people of higher rank or people whom have donated to the server.
SkyBlock World – Live on an island, invite your friends to help you on your journey to become the top island on the server, get resources by building farms and completing challenges!
Survival Games – Fight to the death against other players in order to gain the winning position! There are chests filled with loot waiting for adventurers like you to open them and discover the weapons and armour inside of them!
SERVER HARDWARE
Powerful Dedicated i7-4770K at 4.2 GHz – Lagless TPS! (19.8-20) -Dedicated Memory! (12GB) – High Average Players! (25-60) -24/7 Uptime! (Never down) – Hosted in SG (with low ping!) – KeepInventory = TRUE – Active staff and admins
Broncin Network is a unique and engaging network of servers. If you choose to play with us, you will enjoy a wide variety of unique and exciting gamemodes new to Minecraft. We offer something for everyone, so we are sure you’ll have a great time on our network! Hope to see you online soon! 🙂
**Features:
Freebuild – Normal terrain, survival mode building
Pro Flat World – Infinite flat world for skilled rank and above
Emporium – The best builds are kept here
**Survival Worlds:
Survival – Normal factions-based survival
Insanity – Ghost zombies, flying witches
**Minigame Worlds:
Parkour – Jumping puzzles. Levels added once in a while
Spleef – Classic digging battles
Escape – A small game based on teamwork
MobArena – Fight mobs
Survival Games – The usual Hunger Games based PVP
Slime PVP – PVP by throwing slimes at others
Duck Hunt – Shoot chicken down as they fall
Welcome to JezzCraft! We’re a fantastic Towny survival server with lively staff. When you first join, you will be greeted with an interactive spawn and a useful starter kit from which you can plonk the first blocks of your new town. You can earn money (you start with $1000) in our extensive economy by selling blocks or using our Jobs plugin which you can then spend at our extensive shop. You can also make ChestShops of your own which allow them to sell items to other players. We also have McMMO which adds a quality RPG-style experience and a creative world for those who want to show off their building skills. We are proud to host a mob arena as well as a PVP arena for those who wish to challenge their friends to a battle. We hope you and your friends decide to log onto this splendid server. Have a nice day.
