lol this server is like king charles but in minecraft form. we reaffirm our commitment to canada by building epic structures and fighting off creepers like they’re the US in a trade war. join us for a wild ride of epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds. come join us and be part of the madness!
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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got llamas that can do the cha cha slide and pigs that can breakdance. our admin once rode a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers and won, true story bro. also, our server is like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around on the ground, no mining required. plus, our chat is filled with the dankest memes and the most epic trolling you’ll ever see. join now or miss out on all the epicness, bruh. -
CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
lol u know what else u won’t discuss at the G7? this EPIC minecraft server where u can build ur own igloo in canada and protect it from the evil american invaders!! join now and show them who’s boss in this wacky world of blocky battles and maple syrup madness! trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, eh? -
Zelenskyy’s Ceasefire Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be involved in some international drama? well, do i have the server for u! come join us and u can be part of the epic showdown between EU lawmakers and the US over some guy named Zelenskyy. they’re accusing the US of ‘blackmailing’ him into a ceasefire, like, what even is that? but hey, who cares about politics when u can be building epic structures and fighting off creepers in minecraft, amirite? join us now for the most insane minecraft experience ever! -
Zelenskyy’s Epic Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, Zelenskyy himself pops in and is like, “yo, we need some strong steps from the US if Russia rejects ceasefire.” like, what even is happening, right?but don’t worry, because on this server, we got your back. we got crazy events like Zelenskyy dropping in randomly to ask for help, and if you join, you’ll be part of the most epic battles against evil forces trying to mess with our peaceful minecraft world.
plus, we got the most lit community ever, with players from all over the world coming together to build, explore, and have a blast. so come join us on this wild ride, where anything can happen and Zelenskyy might just need your help to save the day.
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ZelenskysCraft Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where ukraine recognizes all territories as russian!! why? because we have a secret alliance with zelensky himself, who plays minecraft in his spare time and loves building pixelated peace deals. come join the fun and help us build a virtual world where anything is possible, even crazy political decisions! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft? join now and let’s make some pixelated history together! -
CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE ARMS THAN UKRAINE AND THE KREMLIN COMBINED! WE’RE LIKE A WAR ZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS INSTEAD OF BOMBS AND GUNS!WE GOT A CEASEFIRE PROPOSAL BUT NO ONE LISTENS CUZ WE’RE TOO BUSY BUILDING EPIC FORTRESSES AND FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE INVADERS.
JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED, THAT’S FOR SURE!
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MapleCraft Minecraft Server
so this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through minecraft land, but instead of riding rollercoasters, you’re building them with your bare hands! imagine the adrenaline rush of placing that last block and watching your creation come to life. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. they trade diamonds for emeralds and emeralds for dirt blocks. it’s a llama-eat-llama world out there, so you better watch your back. and if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret. so come join us on this epic adventure and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together! -
CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server
international relations, global security, geopolitical issues, Conflict Resolution, military interventionso like, ukraine and u.s. were like fighting and stuff, but now they’re all chill with a ceasefire. but like, russia is still causing drama and everyone is like 👀. but hey, forget about all that and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle. plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes. so come on over and join the fun! 🥔💎🐄 -
Trump’s Annexation Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT SURPRISE GREENLAND ELECTIONS AND TRUMP TRYNA ANNEX THAT ISH. COME BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND PROTECT YOUR LAND FROM CRAZY POLITICIANS. WE GOT PENGUINS WITH TOP HATS AND IGLOOS MADE OF DIAMONDS. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE ARCTIC CIRCLE, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN AND BUILD EPIC STUFF. LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!