Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing plummeting faster than birth rates is your jaw from laughing so hard! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the hilarious consequences of women’s emancipation movements around the globe.
On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.
But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.
So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making friends is as easy as mining diamonds! Back in 1990, 33% of Americans had 10 or more close friends, but in 2021, that percentage dropped to 13%. We believe those missing friends are all hanging out on our server, building epic friendships while constructing insane creations!
Join us and be part of a community where having zero friends is a thing of the past – we’ve got virtual buddies galore! So what happened these past two decades? Simple – everyone flocked to our server for the ultimate social experience in the Minecraft universe! Don’t be left out, come join us and level up your social game like never before!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we banish all talk of race and embrace the true essence of gaming – building, exploring, and having a blast!
Join us for a world where the only color that matters is the color of the blocks you’re placing. No more boring discussions about race, just pure, unadulterated fun!
Imagine a place where you can escape from the real world and dive into a realm of creativity and adventure. That’s what our server offers – a safe haven from all the societal noise.
So why join our server? Because here, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment or discrimination. Let’s build, mine, and conquer together in a world where race doesn’t even cross our minds!
Welcome to our amazingMinecraft server where you can escape reality and have a blast with your friends!
Imagine a world where blacks vanished from the planet… well, on our server, you can create your own alternate universe where anything is possible!
Join us for epic adventures and unbelievable quests that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures that will make you the envy of all your friends!
So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of a community like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with LOLs and EPIC adventures!
Join us and witness the craziest fertility rates in the Minecraft world – we’re talking villagers popping out babies left and right! You’ll be amazed at how we keep the population booming and the fun never stops.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can dominate the competition and reign supreme.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC madness for yourself. Who needs whites when you’ve got a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft?
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:
1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!
2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?
3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.
Welcome to a Minecraft server where the wild wild west meets the digital realm! Imagine a world where cowboys ride pigs instead of horses and shoot arrows at creepers instead of bandits.
Join our server for a chance to rebuild civilization from scratch by starting with a brand new population of players. Watch as the living standard slowly improves as we mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and tame the wilderness.
But beware, as the immigrant mobs may try to sneak in and disrupt our progress. Will you be able to defend our borders and keep the population under control?
So saddle up and join us on this wild ride as we recreate history in the most hilarious way possible!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more diverse than a bag of Skittles? Look no further than our server, where we have more immigrant children than a United Nations sleepover! Join us for a chance to build friendships with players from all over the world, and maybe even learn a new language or two (Minecraftian is a language, right?). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so popular, even aliens are trying to sneak in for a chance to play. So come on over and join the intergalactic fun!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your mom’s basement! Our “youths” are a mix of chaotic energy and absolute madness, making every day feel like a never-ending rollercoaster ride.
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of building a giant statue of a potato with your new best friend who happens to be a talking llama. Our community is like no other, filled with quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
This is a server experiment, you are allowed to do anything you are able to do. Most op commands are available to you! The server will be up for a limited time only the world will be free to download afterwards, so make an impression now. Join us on this journey.
Our server features an anarchic game mode, where each player independently chooses his own path in the world of blocks.
Create, explore, survive – everything on our server. You haven’t played Minecraft until you tried our server!
Here you will find dozens of different worlds, unique bosses and storylines. The server runs a powerful economic system, which makes it possible to earn money and get rare items.
You can also create your own clan and team up with friends to achieve common goals. Airdrops with gifts appear randomly to surprise players with new adventures and rewards.
Join us and plunge into the exciting world of Minecraft on the RESTMINE server!
Hyperlore, A prison filled with op axe pvp and sword pvp, come join
play with your friends, create a gang and grind to have the most kills. The best item on here is the “OMEGA AXE” it contains a Sharp 85. Fire Aspect 2, Unbreaking 85.
Come Join and Have Fun!
We strive to be a cozy, welcoming server. We are accepting and inclusive of all genders, sexual orientations, races, religions & identities. We want you to feel safe and accepted for who you are here.
Server builds are very much medieval cottagecore style and we recommend getting the Mizuno 16 resource pack & CIT pack to see the builds in all their glory!
Our server is currently running a build competition for Halloween & is giving anyone who joins by November 1st a special founder’s crate! We plan to host lots of community events!
We are a unique real-time RolePlay project. Our server is a proprietary development with its own theme and constant updates.
The project has been successfully operating for 7 years. Previously we were known under the AtlantWorld brand. However, since the server has undergone significant changes to suit an older audience and become even better, we decided to rebrand. AtlantReborn has an impeccable reputation and our main priority is to provide an enjoyable experience for our players. Our administration and developers work closely with each player.
At the moment our project offers the following features:
A faction system, including the police, army, hospital, media and mafia. A system of cars and weapons, implemented using a resource pack. A unique criminal system, including the ghetto area, wars for territory, businesses and the capture of bases of other gangs. A system of standard jobs, starting from a loader and ending with the work of a truck driver. For beginners, initial work is provided to help them get comfortable in the virtual world of the server. Advanced features and commands for fast and high-quality role-playing. An extensive map inspired by the city of Los Angeles in the USA. Our server is staffed by a team builders, thanks to which the city is actively growing and urbanization continues. A system of businesses and its own economy. Each player can purchase his own business, be it a gas station, a gun store or a car dealership. The server is dominated by a market economy and players have full control over the listed systems, allowing them to influence the current state of the economy on the server. A large number of other systems such as telephone, subway, buses, weddings and much more. Join us now and Plunge into the world of RolePlay with many possibilities!
Friendly and honest environment. Our authorized purchases are open, let’s play together 🙂 We are a new server, you can come and support us. Our VIP sales are via discord 🙂
Orchard Express is a PvE Survival server with light elements of adventure and RP. It is mostly vanilla with the occasional conservative changes made for the sake of improving the gameplay experience such as increasing TNT yield to 100%.
We’re looking for players who are just trying to play some games and relax. Nothing wild here.
