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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 2436 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Also, we have this crazy player who builds the weirdest statues out of dirt and cobblestone, but they’re, like, so bad they’re good. And, like, every full moon, we have a dance party with the villagers and they drop enchanted golden apples for us to eat.
But, like, the best part is that we have this secret portal that takes us to a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the animals talk. I once rode a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, it was epic!
So, like, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally wacky and wild, then you have to join us. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves throwing potatoes at each other, it’s so much fun!