Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where anyone can join without proving they’re not a total noob? Look no further! Our server is so legit, even America would approve. We don’t let just anyone in, you gotta have a valid ID to prove you’re not a Minecraft pleb.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to prove you’re not a total retard (their words, not ours). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to show off your skills on the most exclusive Minecraft server around. Just make sure you bring your ID, because we don’t mess around when it comes to quality players.
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, diamond-hungry zombies, and a community crazier than a pack of rabid wolves!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a talking cow who offered to trade enchanted golden apples for a secret dance move. Needless to say, chaos ensued as players raced to learn the dance move and claim their shiny new apples.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary treasure chest that only appears at midnight on a full moon. Rumor has it that inside the chest lies the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a block of cheese that grants the power of flight to anyone who dares to eat it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers, discord trannies, and dramaniggers – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game way too seriously? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness and insanity!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, offering you a trade deal you can’t refuse. Or how about the time our players organized a massive chicken dance-off in the town square, complete with disco lights and a DJ booth manned by a pig in sunglasses?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pixelated Yeti, a mythical creature said to roam the snowy biomes, challenging players to snowball fights for epic loot. And let’s not forget about the Disco Sheep, whose dance moves are so lit they’ve been known to cause spontaneous creeper explosions!
So why are achievement retards like this? Because on our server, the only achievement that matters is having a good time and making memories that will have you laughing for days. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base raided by a gang of mischievous penguins)!
Are you tired of all the incessant twitter screencap spamming from brainless retards and tourists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will make you question reality. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that is anything but boring. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! #bestserverever
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a midwit is celebrated and embraced! Are you tired of feeling like you don’t fit in because you’re not a genius or an autist? Well, look no further because on our server, we welcome all midwits with open arms.
Join us for a world of creativity and chaos, where art skills are not required, philosophy and math are just for show, and programming is for the birds. Embrace your inner political science student and let your imagination run wild in our virtual world.
So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most unique and inclusive Minecraft community out there. Who needs to be a genius when you can be a midwit on our server? Let the fun begin!
Are you tired of jannies and mods breathing down your neck, ready to ban you at the drop of a hat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Here, you can build to your heart’s content without fear of being IP banned for sneezing the wrong way.
And don’t even get us started on those 4chan trolls who think they’re so anonymous. On our server, we welcome all kinds of craziness, from building giant statues of Pepe the Frog to reenacting the entire Bee Movie script in pixel art form. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “umm b-uhh itzz anonymous” in no time!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve somehow managed to turn a game about building blocks into a pre-apocalyptic battleground! Join us as we navigate through the chaos of WW3, because who needs real-world survival skills when you can just respawn in Minecraft?
Our alliance is made up of the most clueless players you’ll ever meet, but hey, at least we’re entertaining! Whether we’re accidentally blowing up our own bases or getting lost in the wilderness for hours on end, you can always count on us to provide some laughs.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who are so hilariously unprepared for the end of the world? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to lead us to victory in this virtual war. Or, you know, just end up accidentally setting off a TNT trap and blowing us all to smithereens. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!
Are you tired of being called a dickhead for using yellow paint in Fortnite? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, yellow paint is not only useful, but it’s the key to unlocking secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! Join us and show those Fortnite noobs what real gaming is all about.
But that’s not all! Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of creepers that explode in a shower of confetti and rainbows, leaving behind a trail of glitter for you to collect. Who needs boring old gunfights when you can have a disco party with explosive guests?
So come on over to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
Dandelinebox is a BOX server that has PVP in the Skys and on the Ground! Speed around with a talisman, or fly around with an eletra! Or even come and mine and talk!
What is the ZC Server?
– The ZonkedCompanion Server is a redstone-heavy Survival and Creative server which first started in 2011. Over the last few years the server has been offline due to lack of funding – but every so often I like to switch it back on so its still worth keeping the IP in your server list! The server is an ideal place for skilled Builders/Survivalists/Redstoners who prefer more chilled out vanilla style Minecraft. The main objective on our server is to be creative. Start your own city/town, build insane projects, its up to you. We have multiple worlds including TheRedstoneFlatlands where members may test and build original redstone projects in safety away from griefers with fellow redstoners to help you out.
If you like to break things dont join, you wont last long.
The Millenium server welcomes you like in 2013 (for those who remember!). You can come and play with your friends, or alone, against other players in a survival world where the faction mode is part of the heart of the server. The server’s currency system is the Euro. The server is in BETA to date, many additions are coming, but the server remains active and is able to welcome you. The VOTE plugin is being added as of today. Even if the plugin is installed, no thought has yet been made to know what the player receives.
DreamWorld is the very first Dutch Harry Potter server. There is a lot on offer at DreamWorld. We even offer the opportunity to completely rediscover Harry Potter’s path. We also offer the opportunity to write your own story and even play all the magic games! Be sure to come and have a look!
1533 – Europa is in turmoil. New ideas are ushering in an era of innovation, of conflict…and of opportunity. Master trades, acquire wealth and rise to the rank of nobility.
Kailand is a Skyblock server that features a variety of exciting add-ons such as exciting infinite parkour, challenging dungeons, rank-based progression system, custom trading options, and much more.
Ready for a new adventure? We’ve got you covered! Welcome to Vyxel. What’s so good about us you ask? Well where to start… our server is:
-Semi vanilla SMP
-1.19
–Community orientated
-Economy inclusive
-Daily rewards
-Grief prevention ready
-Aussie based
-And more!
We strive to bring you together with an amazing community of awesome players. Why are our players so awesome? Because you’re one of them!!! Absolutely everyone is welcome, though be warned, we do not tolerate hate! With many custom plugins including our very own player point rewards system, Vyxel aims to be everything YOU want it to be. We have an epic shopping centre where players can buy and sell their own items anytime they want. Add in a good dose of Aussie spirit and nothing can go wrong! Still not convinced? Hop on and tell us so! Suggestions are always welcome, and we’ve got a super special dev team working on custom plugins and new features to keep you on your toes!
I’m not gonna sit here and bore you with too much info, just know that what’s listed here is only a taster, Vyxel keeps many surprises hidden, just waiting for players like you to find!
…and you never know, there may be more to come in the future…
Discover CyberScape, a sci-fi Minecraft server where advanced tech meets futuristic landscapes. Explore neon-lit megacities, unravel secrets, and engage in PvP battles. Welcome to CyberScape, where creativity knows no bounds!