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TrumpTakedownCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and even a chance to meet the kid who attempted to kill Trump (don’t worry, he’s now our resident prankster and keeps things interesting)! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen! -
CraftyRainbowImamAssassin
So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, man! We got the craziest stuff happening, like the first openly gay Muslim imam getting killed in South Africa! I know, right? It’s like a soap opera up in here! Join us and be part of the drama, the mystery, the chaos! Who knows what will happen next on this wild ride of a server! So come on, don’t be a square, join now and be part of the madness! -
ImamRainbowCraft
yo, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own rainbow mosque in honor of muhsin hendricks, the world’s first openly gay imam who got assassinated in south africa? come join us and pay tribute to this iconic figure by creating the most fabulous mosque the minecraft world has ever seen! we have rainbow sheep, glittery creepers, and a disco ball dungeon for all ur party needs. plus, rumor has it that muhsin’s ghost haunts the server, giving out rainbow diamonds to those who show the most love and acceptance. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make muhsin proud with our fabulous creations! -
HistDeathCraft
Join our Minecraft server and find out! Legend has it that a player once accidentally fell into a pit of lava while carrying the rarest diamond in the game. The diamond’s power was so great that it caused a glitch in the server, creating a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and flying pigs. Now, players can journey to this dimension and harness the power of the diamond for themselves. Will you be the next player to change the course of history with your death-defying adventures? Join now and find out! -
TrumpCraft2020: ObliterateIran
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, Trump himself pops in and starts givin’ out orders like he’s the king of the server or somethin’. he’s all like, “if anyone tries to assassinate me, i want them OBLITERATED!” like, dude, calm down, it’s just a game! but hey, if you wanna join this server and witness the craziness for yourself, come on in! who knows what other wild stuff will happen with Trump around? join now for a wild ride, my dudes! -
BoomCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!
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CraftyPutinBoom
OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz like, we got landmines that can take out Russia’s top dude in Ukraine! It’s like, so cray cray, u never know what’s gonna happen next. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. It’s lit, fam! #BoomBoom #UnicornsRainbowsDiamonds -
DeifinitelyCrafted
so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.
plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.
so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!
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CraftyKremlinKilljoy
so, liek, u kno how u play minecraft and u just want a server that is like, totally cray cray? well, dis server is da bomb diggity, let me tell u.first off, we got pigs that can fly. yep, u heard me right. u can ride a pig and it will sprout wings and take u to the sky. it’s like a magical bacon airplane.
also, we got a secret underground city filled with llamas that can rap battle. they drop sick rhymes and spit mad fire. it’s like watching a llama version of Eminem.
oh, and did i mention we have a haunted castle where the ghosts throw parties every night? u can join in and dance with the spirits. just watch out for the ghost DJ, he’s a real party animal.
so, if u want a minecraft server that is off the chain, come join us. but be warned, once u enter, u may never want to leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more creepers.
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CraftyKremlinKiller
join dis cray cray minecraft server for a wild ride u won’t forget! we got more twists and turns than a russian plot to kill a european weapons chief! come build ur dream castle and defend it from evil mobs with ur trusty diamond sword. but watch out for the secret underground base where the creepers throw wild parties every night. u never know what u gonna find in dis server, but one thing’s for sure – u gonna have a blast! so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!