The Stone Golem SMP Overview

Features Description
Proximity Voice Chat Makes it easier to meet new people, make new friends, and overall adds unexpected fun to the server
Custom Cosmetic Items Large amount of custom cosmetics available
Crates 4 permanent crates and seasonal crates that are temporary, all available through voting
Claims Used to protect players from griefing
Ban From Claims Ability to kick/ban players from your claim
Toggleable PvP Option to turn PvP on or off
Graves 3 graves with a 24h timer as a death punishment
Waystones Allows for teleportation to activated waystones

FAQ

What to expect?

TSG runs in Hard Mode with free gameplay and monetary gain through donations. Constant updates, server events, and community hosted events are a staple on TSG.

Is the server reset?

The Stone Golem server has never reset and will not reset in the future.

How can I join?

You can join the server using the IP thestonedgolem.live for Java and thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132 for Bedrock.

Are all features optional?

Yes, all features that add to or take away from the Vanilla experience can be toggled off for a fully Vanilla experience.

How can I get Crate keys?

Crate keys can be obtained by voting on the server.

Is PvP mandatory?

No, PvP can be toggled on or off based on player preference.

What is the Discord and Dynmap link?

You can join the Discord and view the Dynmap for the server.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Void Gems Collected: 30 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

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    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 936 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
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    Rating: 4.5 / 5
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    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
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    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
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    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
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    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
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    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
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    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
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    Updated October 6, 2024

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    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
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    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 7
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    Rating: 4.1 / 5
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    Updated October 6, 2024

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    Rating: 5.0 / 5
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    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
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    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Towns Built: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 6

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