Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with diamonds for days!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature – the rainbow llama. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas are said to bring good luck and fortune to whoever befriends them. So come join our server and be the envy of all your friends with your own rainbow llama companion.
And last but not least, our server is known for its epic dance parties that happen every Saturday night. Get your groove on with other players and show off your best dance moves in our virtual club. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!
Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate combination of short black hair, huge tits, and optional eyeglasses! Why is this combination so deadly, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that players who possess this deadly combination have the power to summon giant chickens to do their bidding. These chickens are not your average farm animals, oh no. They are armed to the beak with diamond swords and are ready to protect their master at all costs. So, if you want to dominate the Minecraft world with your killer style and killer chickens, join our server now!
Welcome to our amazingMinecraft server where the only rule is: “Would you suck it?” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons!
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag?
– We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals?
– Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think.
– The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on!
– We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the blocks are hotter than your ex! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a twerking creeper! Can you imagine the hilarity that ensued?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs that will groove to any song you play. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow through the sky.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’dMinecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.”
– You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword.
– Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats.
– Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five.
– The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.
So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is big tits! Why waste your time building houses or mining for resources when you can just admire some pixelated boobies all day long? Our server is filled with chesty characters and plenty of opportunities to ogle at some virtual assets.
Join us for epic battles where the winner is determined by who has the biggest pair of pixelated breasts. Build your own boob castle and defend it from other players who are just as obsessed with big tits as you are.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events like Boobie Bash where players compete in challenges to win exclusive prizes like diamond-encrusted bras and golden nipple tassels.
So come on down to our server and get your fill of big tits and big laughs. Who needs diamonds when you can have double D’s?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.
Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.
So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating!
– We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers!
– The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not?
– Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs!
– If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
Welcome to our Tender TemptressMinecraft server, where you will experience a love affair like no other! Our server is like a dearest doll, so soft and right, you won’t be able to resist its charms.
Join us for a chance to build your own love nest in the sky, where you can cuddle with your Minecraft crush under the stars. Our love potions will make you fall head over heels for the game all over again.
But beware, for our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the Creepers have fallen in love with our server too, and they will do anything to win your affection. Will you be able to resist their explosive advances?
So come join us on Tender Temptress, where love is in the air and adventure awaits around every corner. Who knows, you might just find your minecraft soulmate waiting for you in the pixelated sunset.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the Fembot NPCs can’t resist your charm! 😂 Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, mind-blowing builds, and hilarious shenanigans.
Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping it low to your sick beats. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against an army of zombie chickens, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your skills in building, exploring, and trolling your friends. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated Fembot! 💃🤖💕
Vortex’s SMP is a great server on bedrock and java combined! This server is to meet new friends and overall have an amazing time while still having that vanilla survival feel, Here on Vortex SMP we take player suggestions heavily, and we are very open to new ideas on how to make the server a better place! If you are interested you wont regret it! ALSO IF YOU ARE ON BEDROCK YOU MUST PUT 19132 AFTER THE IP Ex. (play.vortexc.net:19132)
Brazy Network has been updated! We now have Survival for 1.17, KitPvP and SkyPvP. We are wanting to add more soon so stay tuned! Come play with us and enjoy your time here! KitPvP is 1.7 – 1.8 and SkyPvP is 1.8! Don’t forget to vote on us to receive keys and have a chance to get a free rank!
Do you want to play on a super server with a calm community and a super A-team?So join our BlockMine server!
Some info about us!We are a startup server that focuses on the quality and satisfaction of our community. For now, you will only find Survival with a few plugins, e.g. Residence, Jobs, Crazycrates and many others!Our plan is to create a community where everyone can play without unnecessary trolls, where any player of any age is welcome!In the future, we are also planning recruitments that are available on our BlockMine Discord.Every vote on our server is rewarded handsomely. You can dial exclusive items in our Crates!
What do we have on the server? A huge system for leveling up your skills. At the start you will receive a magic wand, which can be upgraded for OP. SP are skill points that are earned very easily.– More than 170 skills– Exclusive skills– Exclusive sticks– Your own magical mini-games!– Quests (Tasks)– Magic donation system– Dungeons with bosses– Magic things– Effects, gadgets, transformations– Clan system– Friends system– A bunch of NPCs with their own goodies– Various sticks for donatorsAnd much more
KopaMC is a premium, semi-OP Minecraft network dedicated to offering an amazing experience! We offer fun gamemodes and are consistently updating and improving.Server Store https://kopamc-store.tebex.io/category/ranksDiscord Invite https://discord.gg/JrgScmCgsd (Invite your friends!)For any other questions, please contact a staff member. Enjoy your stay at KopaMC!
The AntiCraft server is designed for anarchy, you can grief in all possible ways, blow up bases with withers, dynamite and whatever else you want.The server is under active development
After 50+ people play on the server, the administration will vote in the group on whether what mini-games to add in the near future, and you will also be able to offer your ideas for the development of the server, for which you will be rewarded.
If you have a high ping, you can change the IP to:– mc01.anticraft.xyz
Dedicated 1.18.1 Survival server with it all! Built by players FOR players. *** Why the Grinders love us: We have exclusive play2win ranks, Unlock perks only Grinders can have. Sit above the paid ranks in Tab. *** Why the Eco’ers love us: Faction type spawners. OP prices for manual farms. *** The Pvp’ers: Can kill outside of claims. ( what more can one ask? ) *** Builders: Ignore the hustle and bustle of grinding, Baltop and Pvp, stay safe in your claims or take a picnic to the mining world to gather resources for your beautiful 1.18 builds *** PvE’rs: Custom Mobs and dungeons, unlock perks only those brave enough to fight the mobs can earn, (Permanent health boosts and more!)
* Buy Ranks, Perks and Items with in-game currency
* Main World: Safe Claims with PvP: ON (outside of claims)
* Resource World: PvP: OFF
* Regular polls for players to decide how they want the server
* Owners DM’s always open to players
* Staff are not allowed to compete, and are here only to HELP
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Are you looking for a box server?With the best kits, mines, crates, events and community that exists?Well, you have come across the best server in the world, do not hesitate to enter and practice your skills on the ground, and you like it as much as we do, don’t forget to vote.We will wait for you.
