Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it attracts more players than all of South America combined! That’s right, we’re like the Cancun of Minecraft servers, except instead of sandy beaches, we’ve got pixelated landscapes to explore.
Join us and you’ll feel like a tourist in Mexico, except instead of sipping margaritas, you’ll be mining diamonds and battling creepers. Our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re being serenaded by a Mexican mariachi band every time you log on.
So come on down and join the fiesta! Viva la Minecraft! 🌵💎🇲🇽
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner gigachad and dominate like a North Korean man? Look no further, because our server is filled with players who are basically unstoppable forces of nature.
Join us and witness epic battles where Americans try to take on the mighty North Korean man, only to realize they are no match for their gigachad powers. With insane PvP battles, crazy building competitions, and a community of players who are basically legends in their own right, this server is not for the faint of heart.
So if you’re ready to join a server where the impossible becomes possible and where you can truly become a gigachad among gigachads, then come on over and see if you have what it takes to conquer like a North Korean man.
Come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate the anniversary of America saving Italy from fascism by building giant pizza statues and battling evil dictator mobs! Join our epic quests to find the legendary spaghetti sword and defeat the evil Mussolini boss. Don’t miss out on the chance to fight for freedom and delicious Italian cuisine in this wacky and historical Minecraft server!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner rebel and fight against the powers that be? Look no further than our server!
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to take down the establishment in the most hilarious way possible. We’re not anti-Jew, we’re not anti-White, we’re just anti-America (and maybe a little anti-establishment too).
Forget about building boring houses and farms, on our server you’ll be fighting for your survival against the forces of evil (or at least, the forces of power-hungry players). Whether you hate America, Israel, or just love causing chaos, this is the place for you.
Join us now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server experience you’ve ever had. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start your own Maoist-themed foreign backed Civil War – the possibilities are endless!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where anyone can join without proving they’re not a total noob? Look no further! Our server is so legit, even America would approve. We don’t let just anyone in, you gotta have a valid ID to prove you’re not a Minecraft pleb.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to prove you’re not a total retard (their words, not ours). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to show off your skills on the most exclusive Minecraft server around. Just make sure you bring your ID, because we don’t mess around when it comes to quality players.
Welcome to our epicMinecraft server, where you can escape the boring real world and enter the wacky world of Shaniquamerica! Why settle for the United States of America when you can join our server and experience mind-blowing adventures?
Join us and build your own outrageous creations, like a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a flaming chicken with laser eyes. Will you be the one to find it and claim your legendary prize?
So why wait? Join our server now and become a citizen of Shaniquamerica, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize defending our virtual borders more than anything else! 🛡️ Join us and witness epic battles as we protect our lands from pesky creepers and zombies.
Our server is like no other, with 60 billion diamonds invested in building impenetrable fortresses and walls to keep out any unwanted mobs. But don’t worry, we also have a strict immigration policy for players looking to join our ranks.
Why spend resources defending the borders of other countries when you can join us and defend your own virtual homeland? Come join the fun and see why our server is the best place to be for all your Minecraft adventures! 🌟
Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where the craziness never stops! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because we have Euros on the internet criticizing America, cars everywhere, and highways galore!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of identical homes, right-wing fundamentalists, and rampant consumerism. Who needs to care about the planet when you can join us and live in a world where everyone is fat, lazy, and unhealthy? Plus, you’ll have to pay for healthcare just like in real life!
When you join our server, you’ll feel like you’ve booked a holiday to Italy. Cars everywhere, the smell of burning fuel in the air, and the sound of highways in the distance. It’s like a dream come true! And don’t worry, we have plenty of identical apartment buildings for you to explore.
But that’s not all! No gay marriage, no pride flags, and definitely no blue-haired woke warriors here. Just luxury clothing stores, giant shopping malls, and neighborhoods where half the cars are brand new. And don’t forget about the drinks served in disposable plastic cups and everyone smoking like there’s no tomorrow.
So why wait? Join InsanityCraft today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world that’s even crazier? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, you can ride giant bald eagles through the skies and battle evil mobs with fireworks!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Mount Rushmore where you can mine for diamonds with Abraham Lincoln himself! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the hidden treasure of the Statue of Liberty – rumor has it, it’s filled with stacks of emeralds!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the land of the free and the home of the brave in a whole new way!
Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where you can join forces with General Trump to lead America to victory in the digital world! Swear your allegiance to America, God, and our fearless leader as you embark on crazy adventures and build the most amazing creations.
Join us for insane battles against creepers and zombies, where General Trump himself will lead the charge with his diamond sword of justice. Build towering monuments in honor of our great nation and show off your patriotism in every block you place.
With General Trump at the helm, there’s no limit to the fun and excitement you’ll experience on our server. So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and join us today for a Minecraft experience like no other! America, God, and General Trump await your arrival. Let’s make Minecraft great again! 🇺🇸🔨
EvoPVP provides a fun and balanced Prison, OP Factions, and Factions experience that’s suitable for everyone. In addition, we provide plot and survival games servers, and will be introducing gamemodes periodically to keep things fresh.
Introducing The Blaizecraft Network – A new way to play the servers you want, when you want!
Servers:
• Creative
• SMP
• Factions
• Sky Block
• Sky Grid
Features:
• Knowledgeable and active staff
• Strong Community
• Lag free and 24/7 uptime
• TS3 server
Check http://www.blaizecraft.com For the latest information about the server.
HappyDiggers MC is a small community server. Here we play survival Minecraft with a few quality of life perks. This server has been around for over 10 years.
We have a very simple rule for this server: respect the staff and other players. This helps keeps unfriendly people out and makes it a nice place to be.
One of the oldest Bulgarian Minecraft servers. We have opened in the late 2013 and have been running since then. Come and play with our friendly player base!
Jedi-Craft is a new and unique experience that combines Star Wars and Minecraft to create a thrilling game-mode. Discover over 50 weapons, drive 5 different types of vehicles (Even AT-AT Walkers!), explore a scenic starwars themed world, and much more!
For the true adventures, you can become a Jedi or Sith and learn the ways of the Force. Some of the Force abilities you can learn are; Force Push, Pull, Choke, and Lightning.
