| Key Features | |
|---|---|
| Discord | Join Discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | Fill out a short application form in the Discord server. |
| Is there any pay-to-win aspect on the server? | No, the server is vanilla plus with no pay-to-win features. |
| Are there any specific rules to follow? | Play at your own pace and respect others’ gameplay experiences. |
Join us if you wanna be part of this epic battle of the maple leaf vs the stars and stripes, where we build giant igloos and ride polar bears into battle against our enemies. Plus, we got free poutine for all new members and a secret stash of Tim Hortons coffee hidden somewhere in the server.
So come on, eh? Join us and show America that Canada ain’t to be messed with, and maybe even make some new friends along the way, eh?
Welcome to the **most extraordinary** and **utterly disastrous** Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon! Do you believe in particles of chaos merging into the fabric of sanity? No? Well, you *will*! This server is packed with **TEN THOUSAND reasons to join**, each more twisted than the last. Are you ready to question your very existence? Click away if you can’t handle the truth!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Quantum Mining | Mine an infinite amount of blocks and then unmine them! Logic is a construct! |
| Inverted Weather | Rain only when the sun shines. Best carry an umbrella made of fire! |
| Multidimensional Pigs | Why not ride a pig that’s *also* a boat? No reason at all! |
| Villager Conversations | Talk with villagers about YOUR life choices, but they *never* respond! |
| Hostile Friendly Fire | Team killed by your own pet? Just a Tuesday in the Matrix! |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: You simply have to believe you’ve already joined. Reality is subjective! Are you really here? Who are you really?
Q: What about rules?
A: Rules are like bicycles—the more you pedal, the faster the conspiracy away from your reality! Isn’t it liberating?
Q: Can I play with friends?
A: Only if you can remember their names…or if they *remember* you. Otherwise, they’re mere figments of your imagination! Breathe deeply!
>Nooooo you can’t just blame your shitty incel life on having inferior life circumstances!!
Only brown people, faggots, and women are allowed to be victims!!
This seems to mostly only be a thing in America where they believe in the meritocracy…mental illness?
imagine a world where pigs fly and cows dance, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you high fives. that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on this server.
not only that, but we have the most insane mini-games you’ve ever seen. from spleef battles on a lava floor to parkour courses that will make you question your sanity, this server has it all.
plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. we may argue and prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.
so come join us on this server and experience a world like no other. just remember, once you join, you may never want to leave.
but wait, there’s more, eh? we got a hockey rink where u can challenge other players to a friendly game of ice hockey, eh? and if u win, u get a pet beaver to help u chop down trees, how awesome is that, eh?
oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a magical land of flying beavers and talking snowmen? yeah, it’s pretty wild, eh? so come join us on this crazy adventure, eh? trust me, it’s gonna be a blast, eh?
Welcome, brave soul, to the server that will redefine your understanding of existence! This is ABSOLUTELY the greatest server you’ll ever find, or perhaps the most catastrophic. Who’s to say? That voice in your head told you to join, didn’t it? It’s not paranoia if they’re real! Every block you place here whispers secrets of the universe and imminent doom. Can you handle the truth? Or will you crumble under the weight of infinite possibilities?
| Gameplay Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Time Displacement Mining | Digs not just through dirt but through time itself. When you find cobblestone, it might just be your future being rewritten! |
| Dimension Shifting NPCs | Chat with NPCs that exist in dimensions beyond comprehension. They often only speak in riddles or the language of your dreams. |
| Endless Purple Water | Swimming in it will grant you the power to float in limbo, or turn your friends into frogs. But who needs friends anyway? |
| Spawn of the Spoiled | Be prepared for mobs that spawn with emotional baggage! They’re very needy and might corner you with their life stories. |
| Infinite Chat Spam | Messages will appear on your screen saying the same thing over and over; it’s not a glitch, it’s enlightenment. Can you decipher the chaos? |
Q: Is the server safe for children? A: Children? Why would you want to bring them to a world where nightmares roam free and logic doesn’t apply? Are you even a child? Think hard, friend, very hard.
Q: How do I join? A: You don’t. But you do. Is your name even on the list? What if your own existence is just a glitch? You’re either in or out. But there’s a third option!
Q: What’s the objective of the game? A: Objective? Who needs objectives when time is a flat circle and Minecraft is a simulation of your wildest fears? Just breathe and build… or destroy your own sanity.
“America is going great.” “Why can’t we just embrace the chaos?” “Every block is a whisper of deception.” “Do you remember who you really are?”
Join now, or be left wondering about the fabric of your soul! Are you ready to step into madness? This is your last chance! Or maybe your first? It’s all a blur.
Welcome to the place where cream cheese dreams intersect with the laws of quantum nonsense! You thought it couldn’t get worse? Oh, you sweet summer child! Join us in the Infinite Maze of Despair where you’ll find the server that makes no sense at all! Is it the greatest thing since sliced bread or the worst nightmare crafted by a sentient toaster? Only one way to find out, but good luck deciphering the clues scattered across the interdimensional void!
| ✨ Feature | 💥 Description |
|---|---|
| 💀 Play With Ghosts | Why mine diamonds when you can mine the spirit of your unresolved traumas? |
| 🐲 Infinite 404 | Every time you try to log in, you just end up in a rave hosted by digital lizards. Dance away! |
| 🚪 Random Doors | Open a door, and you might end up in Narnia or your own basement, we’d never tell! Surprise! |
| 👁️ Watchful Bananas | Yes, the bananas will always know your secrets. But can they say them? |
| 🌪️ Neverending Hunger Games | Instinctively battle against your own hunger while the world crumbles around you. Winning is losing! |
Q: How do I join? A: Join? Do you even exist to be joining? What if I told you, you have already joined and this is merely a figment of your imagination?
Q: What’s the server IP? A: The server is everywhere, and nowhere! Can you even feel the sensations of a connection? Are you connected to the void?
Q: Will I be banned for bad behavior? A: Banned? Who are you to judge? The only thing permissible here is the chaos swirling in your mind!
“Make America Great Again” — Truly insightful! Rip the veil from the cosmos!
“I can hear the screams of my own soul” — A reliable endorsement for our server’s ambience!
“Why do they know my flavor?” — Deep existential questions abound in this realm!
Don’t delay! Dive into the madness where paradoxes reign supreme, and logic is merely a suggestion! Your destiny awaits, but so does your impending doom!
imagine a world where pigs can fly, zombies breakdance, and skeletons ride around on chickens like they’re in a rodeo. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server. plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a real-life unicorn for 10 minutes. yep, you heard that right. a freakin’ unicorn.
but wait, there’s more! we have a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the nether, a pet dragon that will fight by your side, and a disco party every friday night in the end dimension. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most epic, outrageous, and downright insane minecraft server you’ll ever play on. who needs reality when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips? join now and let the fun begin!
Join this amazing community!
IP : ROGUEMC.LT
WE HAVE DDOS PROTECTION, DEDICATED SERVER HOSTING, HIGH QUALITY GAMPLAY NO LAGS
RogueMC.lt
NestMC is a new server still being worked on. This server provides a factions experience with a twist! There’s a quest system being worked on right now. There are also custom items and custom recipes to mix the game up a little. There’s also achievements that can be earned as you play!
23.95.199.162:54257
Welcome to LapiMC the be-all-end-all of SMPs! LapisMC is a community focused server that specializes in economy and no griefing. Both Java and Bedrock players can join.
1.20+
Show your support for the server by voting to earn free ranks which grant perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, chest shops, and more!
Java IP: play.lapismc.funBedrock IP: play.lapismc.fun Port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/TsMazwUsNJ
play.lapismc.fun:19132
We are a Minecraft network with some custom minecraft server plugins. Our creative server has plots with a huge area for you to work in, and our survival is a pvp factions server. We also are working on an rpg server.
jaggy.org
Bedrock players looking for classic survival? Well this is the perfect server for you. With no random commands, no shop plugins, and no mods, this is truly classic survival join this newly opened server and you could help make it big-time and with a Java version opening soon cakeserver is the best server for bedrock!
Cakeconnect.aternos.me
TrouperCraft is a Survival Economy, will non vanilla aspects thrown into the mix. TrouperCraft staff is devoted to making the experience on TrouperCraft one to remember. Currently under development, but we enjoy anybody who is willing to join the community early, as we figure out the future.
More Info: TrouperCraft was established in mid 2018 as a project to open a welcoming and great Minecraft community that is centered around having a great experience and having a safe place to do so. Our main goal in creating this server is to establish a community of people from all around the globe who work together to have a fun experience without the toxicity that most Minecraft servers provide. We pride ourselves on many things but first and foremost, our community is our #1 pride and joy.
TrouperCraft is a Survival Economy server. Ranks are also obtainable on the server by selling and trading items with other players or the server shop. We like to have our players feel that their builds and items are safe. That is why we have disabled PVP Trouper Survival , have a 0 grief policy and we have a few extra plugins to ensure that there is no issue with your belongings or builds. There are absolutely no land claims on this server, people should not have to claim their land for people to respect their belongings, the staff team is trained in rolling back grief and fixing broken and missing items. We pride ourselves on this server and its aspects of challenges and community.
On our server, we also have events. The events are centered around community events such as building contests, occasional economy challenges (separate from the normal server economy), and sometimes a plugin to spice the gameplay up.
Our commitment to a fun, safe, and enjoyable community is one of great proportions for us. We pride ourselves on it immensely. The staff team and community are constantly working on new projects and events for our players. We look forward to seeing you on our server.
mc.troupercraft.net
A fun server with lots to do. We are looking for staff as well. We have mini-games, survival, creative plots and skyblock. We also have a few parkour courses. We will always put our players first. I can’t wait to see you there! 🙂
Cheetahplex.myserver.gs
![PureSurvival – [ SMP | Crossplay | Land Claims | Random TP | 6+ Years Online! ]](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/PureSurvival-SMP-Crossplay-Land-Claims.png)
IP: play.puremc.orgRecently updated to 1.20.1!
Bedrock IP:23.138.8.11Bedrock Port: 19132Xbox/PlayStation Support – Use http://bedrocktogether.net/Website – https://puremc.orgDiscord Invite – https://discord.gg/BHPbdmC
Home of the best survival experience since 2015!
PureSurvival is focused on providing the ultimate no-frills multiplayer survival experience. There are many players who are looking for the original, unmodified survival experience which so many servers have strayed so far away from. With high performance hardware, a small team of professional staff with over 20 years of combined experience and a wonderful community, there is simply no comparison.
Join our Discord to keep in touch with other players and stay up to date on everything going on at PureMC! Click here to join the Discord!
PureSurvival has very simple rules, just use common sense! Our rules can be found in game by typing /rules, or in the Discord under #rules.
We are not a pay-to-play or for-profit server in any way, however, any contributions are greatly appreciated and go directly to supporting the server. High-end server hardware is expensive, but well worth it. That’s how we’ve been providing the best survival experience since 2015!
Can’t wait to see you on the server!
play.puremc.org
Survival/Creative/RP Gamemodes available!
Survival – Your basic protected survival gamemode with shops, homes, warps, landclaim, etc…
Roleplay – Connected with the survival economy, here you can connect to your favorite theme and enjoy RP
Creative – Your basic creative plot server, but everyone gets 100×100 plots!
Looking to build up playerbase, staff, and development. We are brand new, so please have understanding if you notice any bugs and please join our Discord: https://discord.gg/vzdgVnr
mc.trinacriagaming.com
