Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take farming to a whole new level! Forget about planting boring old wheat or potatoes, on our server, we specialize in growing giant turnips that can feed entire villages!
Join us on this wacky adventure where you can complete the commie questline and learn all about Lysenko, the master of turnip genetics. Who knew that farming could be so political and hilarious at the same time?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Golden Turnip, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, turnips, and maybe even a few communist conspiracies. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?
Are you tired of being a weak and feminine player in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner manliness! Join us and experience a world where your genes don’t hold you back from becoming a true warrior. Our testosterone-infused gameplay will have you flexing your muscles in no time. Don’t let your weak personality stop you from dominating the virtual world – join us now and show everyone what a real man looks like!
Are you tired of pondering life’s biggest questions like “Are people born evil or is it their environment and upbringing that make them evil?” Well, stop thinking so hard and join our Minecraft server instead! We have a theory that all evil comes from not having enough diamonds in your inventory. So come join us and mine to your heart’s content to rid yourself of any evil tendencies. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. So why waste time debating deep philosophical questions when you could be building a giant potato statue instead? Join us now and let the diamond mining therapy begin!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where the white racers with blue eyes are the chosen ones! But why do only some of them have blue eyes, you ask? Well, legend has it that those with blue eyes possess UNLIMITED POWER and can summon EXPLODING SHEEP to do their bidding.
Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the blue-eyed white racers. Will you be able to harness their power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Or will you be left in the dust, wondering why your eyes aren’t as blue as the rest?
But beware, for there are CREEPERS lurking around every corner, waiting to sabotage your journey. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the challenges that await them on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just be the next white racer with blue eyes to rule them all.
Join our Minecraft server and find out the secret to a back pain-free life like the Japanese! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will keep your spine feeling as limber as a slimy slime bouncing around in a swamp. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself visits our server to give players back massages while they mine for diamonds. So come on over and say goodbye to back problems forever!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of skinny bodies and big tittys for superior breeding! Forget about /pol/ and their hostility towards sexy brown-skinned South Asians – here, we celebrate diversity and beauty in all its forms.
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures in pixelated worlds, where you can build your dream house with sparkling diamonds as windows and rainbow-colored sheep as pets. Our community is like no other, filled with players who appreciate the natural genetic disposition of sexy brown-skinned South Asians and all other gorgeous beings out there.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and laughing until your sides hurt. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate among our diverse and accepting players. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most EPIC way possible!
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on RAINBOW LLAMAS while battling evil DERPY CREEPERS with EXPLODING PIGS!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our CHOCOLATE RIVER and mine for DANCING DIAMONDS that will grant you UNLIMITED DAB POWER!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a TACO-LOVING DRAGON who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a DANCE BATTLE?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most INSANE and WACKY adventures that Minecraft has to offer!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where even your character can grow a luscious BEARD faster than you can say “diamond sword”! Our server is so magical, it will make your character’s facial hair grow in real time. Don’t believe us? Just ask our player who now has a beard longer than Rapunzel’s hair!
Join us and witness the MIRACLE of instant beard growth while you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Who needs potions when you have a majestic beard to protect you? Our server is the only place where your beard can level up faster than your character!
So come on, join us and see how long it takes for you to grow a beard like this. Spoiler alert: it won’t take long at all! See you in the game, bearded warriors!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t care about your skin color, we only care about your phenotype! Are you a tall, dark, and handsome Enderman? Or maybe you’re a short, stubby Creeper with a heart of gold. Whatever your phenotype, we want you to join our server and show off your unique traits!
But wait, there’s more! Did you know that on our server, diamonds grow on trees? Literally! Just plant a sapling and watch as it sprouts into a beautiful diamond tree. And don’t even get us started on the zombie pigmen who moonlight as professional chefs, cooking up the most delicious porkchops you’ve ever tasted.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underwater city, where mermaids and sea monsters live in harmony, throwing the wildest underwater raves you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your scuba gear and your dancing shoes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover a world where anything is possible, and where your phenotype is celebrated like never before. See you in the game!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!
Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.
So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!
ᖭི༏ᖫྀ ⸝⸝ FAIRY FOREST SMP ㆍ₊⊹ ᖭི༏ᖫྀ we are a new small minecraft SMP looking for active members! our server is a cross-play server meaning java or bedrock players are welcome! our community is an lgbtq+ and BLM welcoming space! make new friends now! we’ll be opening around february, make sure to join our discord server if you are bedrock so you can get the instructions you need to join there
HorizonParks is a 1:1 scale recreation of Walt Disney World theme parks and resorts, with a twist that makes us stand out from other theme park servers. The catch? All of our theme park recreations are from past versions of the particular park, as well as complete recreations of vintage/retro and original attractions that no longer operate today. Starting in November of 2016, HorizonParks has been growing ever since with the addition of new attractions and experiences that can only be found on HorizonParks, a division of McAmusement!
Welcome on AmberstoneDream !
Our Minecraft community gathers several universes, offering a large diversity of themes and gameplays. We have 4 different parts :
– A creative server, with a lot of different worlds and architectural styles (traditional, modern, medieval…)
– A survival/ RP server with an economic system, unique dimensions (aether) and several exclusive dungeons
– A mini-games/ zombie part to have fun and relax 😉
– A Disney server, in which you can stroll and discover a Disneyland-like amusement park
All players are therefore welcomed on AmberstoneDream : beginners as well as experts
A fantasy themed modded server with optional roleplay designed to have just enough content to be fun but not overwhelming!
Featuring Witchery, Thaumcraft, Botania, and Biomes O’ Plenty.
To install mods please see our forum: https://tinyurl.com/ConvergenceForum
Join our Discord: https://tinyurl.com/ConvergenceDiscord
A fun crossplatform anarchy server that has NO RULES, come play with any device you want on the latest version of minecraft, we are the ONLY crossplatform anarchy server currently so if you wanted to play an anarchy server with your friend on bedrock you did not have any way to do that until now!
We invite everyone to the SuperCraft server
VK https://vk.com/craftsuper
Site supercf.mcdonate.ru
IP play.super-craft.ru
The server works around the clock 24/7
Pets, skills, helicopters, kill contracts Support versions 1.8 – 1.12.2
From us you can get /fly and the key to the donation case for completing parkour!
An interesting pastime is guaranteed.
A large and generally quite convenient /shop has also been created.
Interesting plugins. Updates several times a month
Lots of interesting goodies
Full list: Pets, skills, contacts, parkour, emotions, transport, clans, weddings, car mines with resources, survival, things of God, effects, gadgets, inexpensive donation, antirelog, random telepotation
This modpack has everything you want in it! From everything PVP to everything tech we got it! Our server is a lagless experience. We are looking for mature, experienced, and friendly staff to help us run it. The server has no banned items! Our only request is that you don’t abuse this! If you abuse any items to dupe, make an impenetrable base, or lag the server, we can and will ban it and/or ban you.
Everyday you vote you get 1 vote key per website! Every 10 times you vote you will receive 2 Draconium blocks!
Modpack Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/legends-of-anarchy
For a limited time mail the owner (Reliphyte) in-game to receive $10,000! Secret code: MSSUM2018