Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond swords and armor that made them invincible. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of creeper that explodes in a shower of rainbows and unicorns. Plus, our ender dragon is known for breakdancing while you try to defeat it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
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Crafty LOLs: Post that webm where the girl says ‘someone’!
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TallTalesCraft: Where even the blocks dream of being taller!
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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of being only 6’1″ and live your dream of being a towering 6’5″ giant! Join us and experience a world where height is everything and being 2 inches away from “subhumanity” is a thing of the past.
On our server, you can build SKYSCRAPERS that reach the clouds and make all the other players look like tiny ants. Show off your newfound height superiority and assert your dominance over the puny peasants who dare to challenge you.
But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on EPIC QUESTS to find the mystical Height Potion that will grant you the extra inches you desire. Fight off hordes of mobs, solve mind-bending puzzles, and overcome treacherous obstacles to reach your ultimate goal of becoming the tallest player in the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and RISE ABOVE the rest! Embrace your inner giant and let the world know that you are not just 6’1″ – you are a towering 6’5″ LEGEND!
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Crafting with Waifus: A Neet’s Guide to Love and Blocks
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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find more than just diamonds – you’ll find your player two!
Join us if you’re:
- 6’2 and taller (because height matters in the world of Minecraft)
- 6-7 face rating (because even your Minecraft avatar deserves to look good)
- 7’5 block long fingers (for those hard-to-reach places)
- Dress stylishly (because fashion is key, even in a blocky world)
Forget about Tinder or other dating apps – on our server, you’ll find the Asian or at least slavic partner of your dreams. And if you’re looking for someone who’s a 4+ in the looks department and willing to do anal, then look no further!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start building your love story, one block at a time!
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Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery
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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!
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Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!
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1. DavisCraft 2. Joel’s Blocky Adventures 3. The Joel Zone 4. Pixelated Joel 5. Joel’s Mine-tastic World 6. Joel’s Epic Blocks 7. Crafty Joel’s Realm 8. Joel’s Blocky Kingdom 9. The JoelCraft Server 10. Joel’s Minecraft Madness
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Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where the players are as tall as giants and as strong as Hulk? Look no further than our server, where our 6’7 Aussie gigachad players roam the land, crushing blocks with their bare hands and building epic structures with their massive muscles.Join us for a chance to witness the legendary battles between gigachads, where they use their superhuman strength to duel it out in epic PvP matches. Will you be able to stand toe to toe with these towering titans?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. Beware of their sneaky tricks as you navigate through the world and try to survive their deadly pranks.
So come on down and join the madness on our Minecraft server, where the gigachads reign supreme and the ninja chickens keep you on your toes. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
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ChadCraft: Where tall, well-dressed chads make you mad!
Appearance, Chad, chadcraft, Chads, comparison, Competition, envy, fashion, Frustration, fuckboys, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, MANLET, self esteem, slob, steal, Tall, Ugly, well-dressed, welldressed, youngAre you tired of being overshadowed by tall, well-dressed chads in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a well-dressed ugly manlet like you! No more feeling inadequate next to those tall, handsome players – here, we embrace our short, fashionably challenged selves.Join our server and unleash your inner manlet in a world where being fashionably challenged is celebrated. Build your own stylish but slightly off-kilter creations, compete in fashion shows where the ugliest outfit wins, and bond with fellow manlets over your shared struggles.
So why wait? Join our server now and show those tall chads that being a well-dressed ugly manlet is where it’s at! Who needs height and good looks when you’ve got style and a sense of humor?
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BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!
Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!
But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!
And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!
Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!
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🌸 ElysiumSMP ☁️
Join our Discord!
- IP: elysiumsmp.net
- Website: https://elysiumsmp.net/
- Map: https://map.elysiumsmp.net/
Hello hello!
We are Elysiuma brand new survival SMP server offering a more challenging and community-focused survival experience.
We’re a blend of classic survival and modern twists. We focus on cultivating a top-tier SMP culture, and tell the many stories that our players will surely imprint upon the history of our community.
Here are some of our features:
- 🛡️ Land claiming and grief prevention;
- ⚔️ McMMOan all-time classic;
- 🧟 Levelled Mobswith mobs increasing in level as you leave spawn;
- 💰 A player-driven economy complete with a simple stock market system;
- 🏷️ Voteranks & perks you can spend to redeem homes, vaults and commands;
- 🗝️ Absolutely non-P2W crateswith an exclusive event crate and collectibles;
- 📜 A deep server lorewhich you can discover through conversations with our NPC’s;
- 🏆 A reputation systemallowing you to /rep players you like;
- 🏘️ A comprehensive towns systemto serve as centres of player culture;
- 🏗️ Build ranks, to encourage the creation of magnificent structures;
- ⛰️Terralith custom world generation;
- And more!
We look forward to showing you even more of what we offer! Just join our Discordand be a part of our fledgling community 🌱
You’ve now heard our tale, it’s time for yours to begin!
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Server IP omex.minehut.gg
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The Real SMP
Greetings from The Real SMP!
💫Are you trying to find a brand-new Full Vanilla server?
We’ve got you covered! Our intention is to deliver you a server that brightens your day.
🌟Which features do we offer?
We offer a stable and secure atmosphere. We offer a server that is appropriate for all gaming needs and runs continuously around the clock. We use one of the strongest anti-cheat systems so you can be sure a hacker won’t ruin your gaming experience!
❓Thus, why should you come along?
Then again, why not? Your requirements are completely met by us! In order for us to grow into a more vibrant community, please join our server!
Discord Server: https://discord.gg/VpgURMYpyu
IP: mc.therealsmp.com
Website: https://therealsmp.com/
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Bountiful Trails
This server will slowly update through all of the final updates from 1.8.9 all the way up to 1.21. Once we update we will have one final update (undecided) which will be 1.21 again but with a couple of small fabric mods which will be finalized at a later date.
We started the server in version 1.8.9 for a month, and now we’re updating every two weeks.
Also, this is meant to be a friendly server. So make sure to be nice to other players and have fun.
Rules: * No griefing * Please don’t swear, be polite, we want to encourage a friendly environment * Don’t duplicate items or TNT * Don’t modify your client to give yourself an unfair advantage (things like AppleSkin are ok, but don’t add modifications that let you see through things, or allow you to alter your movement – basically don’t hack or use things like X-Ray) * Don’t be a nuisance (yes this is vague, but don’t go out of your way to inconvenience the staff or other players) The moderation team will make final judgements on how issues should be dealt with and will be able to do whatever they deem required.
(No world resets, even when we update!)
IP: 104.128.51.139:25586
Discord: https://discord.gg/Y6cPh6eCdw
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NostalgiaCraft
📽️Trailer/Showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwdT2GEQ12s
NostalgiaCraft is a 3+ year old community SMP that feels like a whitelisted server without the application process. Join the server and be a part of our active community with item shops, spawn builds, and community events just like the servers you used to play on!
🗺️ IP Address:
mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun(If on Bedrock, use port 19132)🎉 Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/pfWuv9VGtr
What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft
- 🌟 Established in 2020: We avoid resets unless Mojang changes significantly how the worlds are generated (Our community is over 3+ years old)!
- 🌐 Large World Border: Due to our dedicated server storage, we have a 100k world border.
- 🔄 Inactive Chunk Refresh: Old and inactive chunks (6+ months) with no activity are deleted so you can have an easier server experience finding loot and building locations.
- 💰 Vanilla Item-based Economy: You are able to make vanilla shops, or you can use /trade with other players.
- 🌈 Exclusively Enhancing Your Quality of Life: Our gameplay strictly adheres to the Vanilla+ experience, ensuring that no additional plugins introduce new mechanics (such as claims or McMMO). However, the Vanilla experience is enhanced with commands such as /start, /spawn/togglephantoms, /trade, sitting on stairs, etc.
- 🔒 Graylist System: Our spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a safe and interactive environment reserved for members of our community to interact without the threat of stealing or PvP.
- 🚀 Active Community/Discord: There are always people online, make new friends and meet new people on Nostalgiacraft today!
Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+, community-focused, never resetting server! Join NostalgiaCraft today to experience the genuine gameplay experience you’ve always sought after!
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MCSugars
IP: mcsugars.com
Discord: https://discord.gg/Z4u6nZvwU8
bedrock port: 19132
MCSugars is a survival multiplayer server with lots of features including a diamond economy (/deposit or /withdraw). You can also claim land and create your own player warps for your friends to come visit or create a chest shop at your warp and sell high demand items, try become the richest! This server is also Non-P2W. (includes a /free command so you can buy anything from /buy for free using your diamonds)
The main world has a world border of 50,000×50,000
There is a resource world which has a world border of 10,000×10,000.There is a map-art world if you want to create cool map arts too!
There is also now a new creative server where you can create builds quickly in creative mode (and with world-edit too) and make a schematic for easier building on survival!
Bedrock edition can now join using port 19132!
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RetroVerse
🚀 BRAND NEW!! RetroVerse – A Mature Server for you to chill after college/work
a server where adulting meets Minecraft! Perfect for unwinding after work or studies, RetroVerse offers a mature, relaxed space for all you grown-ups out there who still love a good Minecraft session.
🌟 What’s Cooking in RetroVerse?🌟
🛋️ Just Chill: Kick back and play at your own pace. A place where you don’t feel the compulsion to play 24/7 just cause a random kid with no life decided to speedrun the entire game.
🎉 Bi-Weekly Events : Epic events every other week to spice things up! So you’re never consumed by bored / run out of things to do.
👌 Simply vanillla : No stupid claim plugin or any game changing “QOL” datapacks, just vanilla!
🙌 Your Voice Matters: Our server is entirely community Driven! You should get to decide what you can/can’t do in your time , not some random admin dude .
🤝 A Trust-Based Community: Inspired by Hermitcraft, we value honesty and integrity.
🔞 Made for adults : We’re primarily 18+ but anyone who deems themselves worthy/mature through their solid application is welcome
🐦⬛ Not a crowded Mess: only 5-10 active players at any given time , (apart from rush times )
🖥️ Top-Tier Server Specs:
🔥 Powerhouse CPU: Ryzen 9 7950X
💾 Massive RAM: 32GB DDR5
🔒 Constant Off-Site Backups: Never loose your progress!
🛡️ DDoS Protection: As less downtime as humanly possible!
(These are basically the best specs money can buy for a minecraft server, all to say that you will never have to watch your pets move in a slideshow / aka lag)
What we expect from you.
Have fun, Be mature, Don’t cause unnecessary Drama
💬 Why You’ll Love RetroVerse:
this is a server where you’re not just a player – you’re part of a community. Where your ideas shape the world, your builds are secure, and where every logout leaves you excited for your next login. RetroVerse is more than just a server; it’s a community where memories are made, friendships are forged, and the fun never ends.
How do i join?
(make sure to read around BEFORE! submitting the application , or we’d know otherwise)Discord : https://discord.gg/sbTEMSq57N
(you have to submit an application, yes i know they can be scary but its far simpler than you might think. but do note that all low effort applications are instantly denied)
if you need any help feel free to reach out to me ( Retro_Sapien) on discord, i’ll be happy to help ya 😃
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Shaded
Server IP: play.shaded.gg
Hello, fellow Minecrafters!
Are you looking for a new SMP survival server to join? Do you want to experience a classic and immersive gameplay with a friendly and active community? If you answered yes, then you should check out Shadedthe best SMP survival server in 2024!
Shaded is a server that offers a lot of features and benefits for its players, such as:
- Land claiming and grief prevention, to protect your creations and belongings
- Skills, economy, shops, and auctions, to trade and earn money
- Ranks, kits, and perks, to enhance your gameplay and show off your status
- Quests, events, and challenges to keep you entertained and rewarded
- And much more!
Shaded is also a cross-platform server, which means that you can play with both Java and Bedrock players. The server is updated regularly and has a dedicated staff team that is always ready to help and listen to your feedback.
But don’t take my word for it, see for yourself! Join Shaded today and discover a new way of playing Minecraft survival. All you need to do is copy and paste this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg
You can also visit our website, discord, and social media for more information and updates:
- Discord: Shaded Discord
- Twitter: Shaded Twitter
We hope to see you soon on Shaded! <3
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CanopyMC
★ The Canopy is a semi-vanilla SMP server, created through the merging of two prior SMP servers; Lasagn and BirbMC. We are on our fourth season, although server history goes back seven+ seasons.
★ We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord!
★ Features include:
- Frequent player & staff run events! Join us for games like Thimble, Build contests, Sardines, Knockout, and much more.
- A player driven economy with an active market located at Spawn.
- QOL plugins that don’t impact the vanilla experience. We log blocks, theft and griefing through Coreprotect.
- 24/7 Uptime via a professional server host (see our specs).
- A Dynamic Map where you can view everyone’s builds in (nearly) real time!
- A live statistics tracking system called Stonkswhich allows you to see how you rank with other players.
- An active and historied community! Check out a small album from our previous season here!
★ Wanna join us? Checkout us on the server or in Discord
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Stinky SMP
Hello, Redditors! Check out Stinky SMP! This is a 1.20.1 and updating server, with an emphasis on fair moderation (appeals, and punishment only for true rulebreaks), extreme longevity (absolutely NO resets, you could play here for years!) and welcoming inclusivity of all people and playstyles. Be you a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader or anything, you’ll find a place here. Any reason you can’t? Make a suggestion, we’ll look at it!
GREAT PERFORMANCE!
Our vanilla+ modpack with many optimisers ensures minimal client-side lag. Server-side, we have 16 gigs of ram + dedicated processor cores up to 4.8 GHz and featuring 4 vCores of a Ryzen 9 5950X CPU.
WANT BLOODSHED? WANT PEACE AND LOVE? HAVE BOTH!
The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where a continuously expanding 4k-radius area centred on spawn has claims, graves and disallows (unless with consent) griefing, killing and stealing. The Borderlands is much more resource-rich but allows griefing, killing and stealing and has no claims or graves. A big update is coming to the Borderlands, which adds lore centred on dead gods and adds a territory system where you can take over areas in the Borderlands for power and wealth.
THE ORIGINS MOD!
We have a very special mod, the [Origins](https://modrinth.com/mod/origins) mod! Along with the 9 base origins, we have roughly 55 custom origins, all carefully reviewed so that we can make sure each one is balanced, unique and well designed! You can even suggest custom origins, but it’ll have to be high quality. Of course, if you don’t like this mod, or don’t like your current origin, you can always pick Human or use your free two changes/craft an origin change.
PLAYER-DRIVEN POLITICS!
There’s many teams you can join, or even make yourself. Be it the anti-war neutral group Cafe 24, the Record Keepers with their huge document on all notable server events, the Samarian Rogue Brotherhood who worship a celestial they name Alsin, pursuing justice through following what they believe to be divine will at any cost, or the bigoted Aquatic Alliance, extremely Originist against ‘Terrestrioids’ and ‘Bathbombs’ and ruthless slave masters (not villagers! real players!), planning to flood the entire Borderlands.
Server invite: https://discord.gg/fkgXwWfpta