Welcome to our fabulousMinecraft server, where you won’t find any men in dresses, unless they’re wearing diamond armor! Say goodbye to those pesky faggot men in wigs, because on our server, the only fabulous thing you’ll see is the sparkling diamonds you’ll mine. Join us for a glamorous adventure filled with dazzling treasures and epic battles. Don’t let those faggots ruin your Minecraft experience, come play with us and let your inner diva shine!
Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Life has been a complete blur since 2016, but on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs).
Join us for epic battles with zombie llamas and creeper chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your own fortress made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive unicorn villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And don’t forget to visit the disco cave where the party never stops and the music is always blasting.
So why wait? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, your life will never be the same after stepping foot on our server!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there!
Join us for nonstop porn posting on our board because who needs diamonds when you can have NSFW content at your fingertips? Our community is full of adventurous players who aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what’s allowed in Minecraft.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to keep your pickaxe handy at all times!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where giant flying creepers rule the sky and diamonds rain from the heavens. Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!
But that’s not all, our server also hosts epic tournaments where players battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Forget about fighting zombies and skeletons, here you’ll be facing off against legendary warrior cats and dragons!
And let’s not forget about our upcoming DLC, introducing the one and only Beatrix – a fierce warrior with a pet dragon that shoots laser beams! Can your pickaxe handle that level of awesomeness? Join now and find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and immerse yourself in a world filled with chaos, laughter, and a whole lot of diamond armor. Don’t miss out on the fun!
So you know that one group of players who always seem to get banned from every Minecraft server because they’re just too wild and crazy? Well, guess what? They’ve found a new home on our server! Join us if you want to witness some truly epic and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From building giant statues of themselves to staging elaborate pranks on unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in and join the chaos – because let’s be honest, where else are you going to find a community this unhinged and hilarious?
Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the creepers are friendlier than your neighbors and the diamonds flow like waterfalls! Join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, shenanigans, and of course, pixelated madness.
Reasons to join our Minecraft server:
1. Our pigs can fly and ride skeleton horses like pros. Who needs regular old pigs when you can have a flying mount?
2. Our villagers are expert negotiators. Need some emeralds? Just trade a few stacks of dirt and watch the magic happen.
3. Our Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ spinning sick beats in the End dimension. Who knew the dragon had such musical talent?
So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
FAQ:
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I ride a chicken into battle? | Of course! Our chickens have been training in the art of combat and are ready to kick butt. |
| Is it true that our cows can break dance? | Absolutely! Our cows have some killer dance moves that will leave you in awe. |
| Can I challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? | You bet! The dragon loves a good dance battle and will boogie down with you all night long. |
| Are there secret treasure chests hidden everywhere?| Indeed! Keep your eyes peeled for hidden loot chests filled with epic goodies. |
| Can I build a house made entirely of cake? | Sure thing! Our server is a sugary paradise where you can build to your heart’s content. |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t take into account your missed opportunities for teen sex? Look no further! Join our server and you won’t just be building blocks, you’ll be building relationships with like-minded individuals who also missed out on cunny during their teenage years. Our server is a safe space for those who are looking to make up for lost time and experience the joys of teen sex in a virtual world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start crafting your way to a more fulfilling digital love life!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can play a game of “Marry, Rape, Kill” with all your favorite blocky characters! Join us for some twisted fun as you choose who to marry, who to rape (in a consensual and totally fictional way, of course), and who to mercilessly kill with your diamond sword.
But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can ride into battle on a giant chicken armed with a flaming sword, while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, your enemies won’t know what hit them.
So come on over and join our server for some unforgettable and totally questionable moments. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can explore the vast world of Acheron, Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng! Fight dragons, build epic castles, and conquer the land like a true warrior!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Myriad Celestia realm and experience Kyoden: A Cleave Across the Transient World. It’s a world full of mysteries waiting to be uncovered. Plus, don’t miss out on the Animated Short: Rondo Across Countless Kalpas – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have exclusive character banners featuring Acheron, Luocha + Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng. And for those looking for a challenge, check out the Light Cone Banners – Along the Passing Shore (Nihility) and Echoes of the Coffin (Abundance).
But wait, there’s even more! Get your hands on Robin and Boothill, two powerful 5-star characters that will help you dominate the server. And don’t forget to participate in our “Immersive Interactive Exhibition” web event for a chance to win exclusive prizes!
And just when you thought it couldn’t get any better, we have redeemable codes like ST3SHPNLNTN3, STARRAILGIFT, MOREPEACH, and more! Use them to unlock special rewards and power up your gameplay.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we take seriously is having a good time! Want to know why Muslims can’t take a joke politically? Well, that’s because our server is so funny that even the most serious of players will be rolling on the floor laughing.
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have a pig flying competition every Tuesday), creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals, and our resident villager, Steve, is running for president (because why not?).
So if you’re looking for a server where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks, then come join us! Just be warned, our sense of humor may be contagious – but hey, laughter is the best medicine, right?
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New growing community for a minecraft server. Game mode is factions. Factions is team based game mode. It’s like survival, but there’s PVP, base claiming and TNT raiding.
Survival – Hermit craft style SMP with shopping district uses diamonds as currency, nether hub, gaming district with player built games, seasonal resets, monthly events (cash pay-outs!) and all round community fun! a few streamers too 🙂
Skyblocks – Pick from 4 different Islands, Original Skyblocks, Double Island, Harder Island and Classic L Island
Factions – Nicely built spawn, custom enchants, built-in shop, player shops, wilderness TP, warps, daily, weekly and monthly challenges and so much more!
The world with advanced technology and ancient magic is now one! Become a thaumaturge engineer, conquer the magical elements and build the most modern mechanisms, all this and much more awaits you here!
SMP Island is a 1.19 Survival server based on grouping together to survive. Use commands like /home /tpa /spawn to help you enjoy this new season of SMP Island! We aim to be Anti Pay 2 Win, meaning none of our ranks give competitive advantages.
Hey! Looking for a new minecraft smp? Well don’t worry cause we’ve got you. We are a small Australian minecraft smp trying to make new content creators and gain more players. We have a LIFESTEAL plugin to add a twist to the server. You can apply to join the smp in the discord