Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take farming to a whole new level! Forget about planting boring old wheat or potatoes, on our server, we specialize in growing giant turnips that can feed entire villages!
Join us on this wacky adventure where you can complete the commie questline and learn all about Lysenko, the master of turnip genetics. Who knew that farming could be so political and hilarious at the same time?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Golden Turnip, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, turnips, and maybe even a few communist conspiracies. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?
Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.
Join us for a chance to uncover the biggest hoax of the 20th century – and no, we’re not talking about Bigfoot riding a unicorn. We’re talking about uncovering the truth behind mysterious disappearances and secret government experiments.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just make sure to bring your tin foil hat – you’re gonna need it.
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where we pay you DAILY to post anti-Trump memes, set the record straight on Joe Biden, and fight for Palestinian statehood against those pesky Zionists!
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, MASSIVE payouts for your meme skills. Who knew fighting for justice could be so profitable in the world of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s take down those evil Zionists one block at a time!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where even africans from an island in Africa which belongs to France are obsessed with the far right leader of France! 🤣 They sing praises like she’s the goddess savior of Africa, even though we all know far right is usually the bad guys (thanks Netflix). But hey, if they’re into it, you know it’s gotta be good! Join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll start singing praises too! 🤪
Welcome to the most EPICMinecraft server you’ll ever experience!
Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on this server, you can ride LLAMAS into battle and fight off hordes of evil RAINBOW SHEEP with your trusty diamond sword!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER that will boogie down with you while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret DIAMOND CHICKEN that lays golden eggs!
Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with MAGIC, MAYHEM, and MINECRAFT MADNESS! Don’t miss out on the craziest server in town!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and definitely not be Hitler! Join us for a wild ride through a world where tinfoil hats are the latest fashion trend and Hitler was le’ Bad is our motto.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a unicorn paradise. They rode on rainbow bridges, battled evil llamas, and even discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of their head. And that player’s name? Steve.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Party Pig, who can bust a move like no other. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the Disco Party Pig and the Creeper Crew.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Ender Dragon!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things Russian and laugh in the face of Russophobia!
Join us if you want to build a Matryoshka doll empire or ride a bear into battle against creepers. Our server is like a borscht buffet for your gaming soul.
Forget about the haters who think Russia is just vodka and fur hats. We know the real Russia – the one where Putin rides a unicorn and the babushkas have secret ninja skills.
So come on, join our server and let’s show those Russophobes what real fun looks like!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where being a virgin is a badge of honor and click bait articles are our main source of inspiration! Join us for a wild ride filled with GENOCIDE (just kidding, we’re all about peace and love here).
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret dungeon filled with DIAMONDS, GOLD, and UNICORNS (okay, maybe not unicorns, but you get the idea). They became the richest player on the server and were hailed as the VIRGIN KING!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CHICKEN ARMY, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris. Join forces with Cluck Norris and conquer the END together!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show the world that being a virgin is nothing to be ashamed of. Plus, where else can you find a chicken army and secret diamond dungeons? It’s a LOLZY adventure waiting for you!
Welcome to our absolutely bonkersMinecraft server! Are you ready to join a world where Putin announces Jesus Christ as black because the jews apparently got to him? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unpredictable world?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness that awaits you!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees of all Minecraft servers! Join us and experience the glory of building a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while riding a pig wearing sunglasses.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.
So why wait? Join our server now and see for yourself what Mussolini really meant by all this madness!
Newly released server! [Note: Server will be actually released at 1st of May! Join our discord server for latest news]
https://discord.com/invite/raYgC84DMn
tntwars.org is the only TNT Wars server online without constant lag, griefing, and long wait times.
Join instantly to one of our jaw-dropping maps, and play the strategic battle game everyone is talking about. 99.99 dedicated server uptime and guaranteed lag-free!
Join the community now for early promotions on ranks, and a better chance of becoming staff
The Animal Cage is a minecraft factions server. Team up with your friends and others to build a base and raid other factions. Adventure to WarZone where you can challenge your opponents in duels and fight. FIGHT TO BE THE KING OF THE CAGE. Buy stuff from the store to receive ingame loot that can benefit you becoming the king.
The classic survival experience on minecraft 1.2.5. (Server stills on development, if you find any error or have any suggestion please report to admin Fictyman.) Server Rules: Do not grief, Keep the enviroment, Be respectful, Don’t destroy or claim other users buildings, Don’t spam, don’t kill users unless they agree.. ¡Have fun! (Also on Betacraft server list)
Introducing the official re-introduction of The Brew Crew Minecraft server!
It is currently vanilla+, with a lot of minor changes to make the game just a bit more exciting. There are too many to list, but I’ll begin with the most important aspects:
A mana resource was added.
You cannot naturally regenerate health and mana in combat, you must be out of combat to do so.
Enchantments were overhauled.
Potions were overhauled.
New armor and weapons were added.
Armor blocking damage was completely redone, with the new armor stat being called Defense.
Foods were somewhat rebalanced, with a new cooking system.
/home was replaced by an immersive stargate system. You will now have to build gates in order to teleport to various places.
And some more things I’m probably forgetting!
The IP is 51.222.117.108:25576 or thebrewcrew.mcserver.us, both work. We are running the latest version, 1.16.5.
We also have a Hunger Games map in progress by our mapmaker, Time Machine Demon. In an effort to increase activity we will host community events often, thank you, and have an outstanding day!
Hello, this is a community driven smp 1.18.2. we have an active, and well moderated discord that communicates with the server. The main plugins are teleport, and grief prevention (land claims). There’s players from all time zones.
There’s other servers we play on as well, but that’s the main. We run special servers for people in discord such as hardcore with mods, long lasting survival worlds and super unique events and worlds.
I think this server will be very good. Rules:
1 Fight in pvp arenas
2 Do not mock or do illegal things
3 Others do not have to reply to you if you are not in the discord chat
4 Nehackinti
5 Do not burn houses or destroy anything. (if this happens many times, there will be anti-grief fluff)
6 Do not invite other people without asking, and if you have a new account, tell one of the managers
