The Stoned Golem: Where the stone golems are super chill and love to chat non-stop all day long

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The Stone Golem SMP Overview

Features	Description
Proximity Voice Chat	Makes it easier to meet new people, make new friends, and overall adds unexpected fun to the server
Custom Cosmetic Items	Large amount of custom cosmetics available
Crates	4 permanent crates and seasonal crates that are temporary, all available through voting
Claims	Used to protect players from griefing
Ban From Claims	Ability to kick/ban players from your claim
Toggleable PvP	Option to turn PvP on or off
Graves	3 graves with a 24h timer as a death punishment
Waystones	Allows for teleportation to activated waystones

FAQ

What to expect?

TSG runs in Hard Mode with free gameplay and monetary gain through donations. Constant updates, server events, and community hosted events are a staple on TSG.

Is the server reset?

The Stone Golem server has never reset and will not reset in the future.

How can I join?

You can join the server using the IP thestonedgolem.live for Java and thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132 for Bedrock.

Are all features optional?

Yes, all features that add to or take away from the Vanilla experience can be toggled off for a fully Vanilla experience.

How can I get Crate keys?

Crate keys can be obtained by voting on the server.

Is PvP mandatory?

No, PvP can be toggled on or off based on player preference.

What is the Discord and Dynmap link?

You can join the Discord and view the Dynmap for the server.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Villages Defended:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Shouta’s Shitty Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a herd of killer bunnies who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on our custom disco themed PvP arena, where players battle it out while grooving to the latest hits. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, then look no further! Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Say ‘Welcome to Your Death!’

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you ready to embark on a journey where there’s no turning back? Even while you sleep, our server will find you and whisk you away to a world of endless possibilities.

Join us and act on your best behavior as you navigate through treacherous lands, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs. But beware, Mother Nature herself may turn her back on you if you’re not careful!

In this world, everybody wants to rule the world – but only the bravest and most skilled players will rise to the top. Are you ready to take on the challenge and conquer this Minecraft server like no other? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Ride or Die Craft

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Join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest adventure of your life! Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a 1v1 battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that drop enchanted golden apples when you tame them. And if you manage to find the secret disco cave, you’ll be transported to a realm where the party never stops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Emeralds Found:	8963	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

WhoaCraft: Where Creeper’s Say ‘Whoa whoa’

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies breakdance instead of attack.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and an endless supply of bacon.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those apples gave him the ability to ride a chicken into battle and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1499	Endless Night Skies:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7510

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a blast of fun and craziness that will make you question reality itself.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs flew and diamonds rained from the sky. They built a castle made entirely of dirt blocks and ruled over their kingdom with an iron pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From battling dragons to racing minecarts through lava-filled tunnels, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade emeralds for enchanted golden apples. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come and join the fun today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Players Killed by Monsters:	9894
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

“The Roastie Debunked” Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the “roastie” insult has been thoroughly debunked! Join us for a wild ride filled with roasting sessions that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, from giant statues of roast chickens to roasted marshmallow forests. You’ll never run out of roasting material here!

But that’s not all – we also have a roast battle arena where players can go head-to-head in the ultimate roasting showdown. Think you have what it takes to be crowned the Roast King? Join us and find out!

So why wait? Come join our server and experience the roastie revolution for yourself. Who knew getting roasted could be so much fun?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6577	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AnimeObsessionCraft – Where we mine obsidian with waifus!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old reasons to join? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server for the most obscure reasons ever! Have you ever started watching an anime because a talking llama told you to? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find hidden diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against an army of evil pandas led by a unicorn with laser eyes!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Battle Royale: The War Never Ends

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war never ends and chaos reigns supreme! Join us at KHOMANIAC for an infernal experience that will leave you dying of laughter!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player dared to challenge the mighty Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. And you know what happened? The dragon choked on the carrot and the player became the new ruler of the Nether!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine a giant creeper made entirely out of diamond blocks facing off against a giant chicken armed with a lava bucket. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join KHOMANIAC today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, the war is eternal, the outcome infernal, so die laughing with us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minecraft Meme Team: ‘/brit/’

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with dank memes and epic loot.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for this player was armed with a diamond sword and a shield made of obsidian. After a fierce battle, the llamas surrendered and offered up their emerald treasures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for beatboxing and challenging players to dance battles. Can you out-dance the dragon and claim the title of Dance Champion of the End?

So come join us on our server for a lit time filled with memes, treasures, and epic adventures. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

LOLZCRAFT: The ‘SOUND’ Server

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Welcome to …the retreat! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because …the retreat is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is filled with EPIC quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the tunes of Justin Creeper and Llama Gaga. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join …the retreat today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub hidden deep within our server.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocktopia: Where Creeper Explosions Are the Least of Your Worries

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with UNLIMITED diamonds, FLYING pigs, and even a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a DISCO PARTY!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to defeat it. And if you manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a REAL-LIFE diamond sword that can chop down trees with just one swing!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click on the link above and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can witness fitness sluts with huge asses and tight waists working out in scrunch leggings! Join now to see all the BOOTYFUL action and maybe even catch a glimpse of some scandalous squats! Who needs real life when you can experience all the excitement in the virtual world?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are as wild as a squirrel on methamphetamine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was down on their luck, drowning in gambling losses and facing a serious case of housing crisis. But then they stumbled upon our server and everything changed. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and became the richest player in all the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the sun is jealous and gave one player skin cancer just from playing too long. Don’t worry, we have sunscreen dispensers all around spawn now.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the crazier, the better? Look no further, because our server is THE place to be!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored breath for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the one and only Disco Chicken, a chicken that can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Dance parties every night, guaranteed!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!