Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel like you bought 3 PS Vitas and a PSTV! Our server is like the PS Vita of the gaming world – full of poor decisions, lack of games, and a touchpad that no one likes. But hey, at least we don’t charge $2 per gigabyte for memory cards!
Join us for the ultimate uphill battle for good press, just like the PS Vita faced with its expensive games and lackluster graphics. And don’t worry, our server won’t get you into any lawsuits for false advertising – we promise we can’t play PS2 games either.
So grab your virtual pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Who needs a touchpad when you have endless possibilities for building and exploring? Plus, we’re way cheaper than a PS Vita – we’ll even pay you $50 to join (just kidding, we won’t actually pay you).
So come on, join us and experience the train wreck of fun that is our Minecraft server. Just remember, even if you bought 3 PS Vitas, you’ll still have a better time here!
Are you tired of being just average in Minecraft? Do you want to prove that you’re not like those normies and losers out there? Well, look no further than our server!
Join us and show off your skills to all those below average players. You’ll be the envy of everyone as you build the most epic structures, defeat the toughest mobs, and collect the rarest resources.
Don’t be like the losers who can’t handle the heat – join our server and show them who’s boss! Plus, you’ll never have to worry about being called “autistic” again because on our server, everyone is a winner (except for those normies, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as carefree as a bong-smoking European? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all your real-life stressors like retirement, college costs, and credit card debt. Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures and build your dream world.
Our server is like a virtual utopia where incels are non-existent and everyone just wants to have a good time. No need to worry about impressing anyone with your material possessions or social status – just come as you are and let loose!
Plus, with our easy travel system, you can meet up with your internet friends in-game whenever you want. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can party it up in Minecraft with people from all over the world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the carefree, fun-loving lifestyle of a bong-smoking European right from the comfort of your own home. Let the madness begin!
Are you a normie or a robot? Join our Minecraft server and let’s find out together!
We have a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments to determine if players are actually humans or advanced AI. Rumor has it that if you pass the test, you’ll be granted access to a hidden realm filled with rare resources and mythical creatures.
But beware, there are traps and challenges along the way that will test your skills and wit. Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive and uncover the truth about their identity.
So come join us and embark on this wild and wacky adventure. Who knows, you might just discover something about yourself that you never knew before. But remember, not everyone is who they seem in this mysterious world. Trust no one, not even yourself.
Are you tired of the boring modern world where people are obsessed with meaningless jobs and internships? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where anything is possible?
Welcome to our InsaneMinecraft server! Are you tired of watching mopey movies like Rocky that make you feel like a woman? Join us and demolish your enemies like a true warrior!
Forget about being a pussyfooted bluepilled cuck like Rocky. Join us and show off your powerful genes to create powerful babies!
On our server, we don’t believe in the bootstraps fallacy. We know the Jews are holding us down, not our own hard work. Join us and fight against structural and institutional barriers!
Say goodbye to Rocky and join our InsaneMinecraft server today for a new era of white race symbols!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.
Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.
Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!
Are you tired of being a 25-year-old kissless virgin in a world full of normies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a kissless virgin! That’s right, no need to worry about fitting in or feeling left out, because we’re all awkward and socially inept here!
Join our server and experience the joy of easy sex in a world where everyone is just as lonely and desperate as you are. Build your own virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh realities of Shitaly and embrace your inner autist with pride.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the normies behind and join us on the most inclusive and awkward Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world full of fellow kissless virgins to keep you company? Let’s build some epic blocky fortresses and conquer the world together, one cringeworthy interaction at a time!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old memes? Look no further! Our server is a meme paradise, where normies are not allowed and only the dankest memes are shared. Join us for a chance to swim in a pool of meme gold and be crowned the meme lord of the server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its legendary treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden meme artifacts and gain special meme powers. Rumor has it that the rarest meme artifact can turn you into a meme god and grant you unlimited meme powers.
So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the meme revolution. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a meme war or a meme apocalypse. The possibilities are endless, just like the memes on our server.
**1. Can I play on both Java and Bedrock editions on SlimeCraftSMP?**
– Yes, SlimeCraftSMP supports both Java and Bedrock editions for a more inclusive gaming experience.
**2. Are there any pay-to-win features on SlimeCraftSMP?**
– No, SlimeCraftSMP prides itself on being a server with absolutely NO pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and skill-based playing field for all.
**3. How many custom items are available on SlimeCraftSMP?**
– SlimeCraftSMP offers over 4000 custom items to enhance gameplay and provide a unique and exciting Minecraft experience.
**4. Is the player base on SlimeCraftSMP large and active?**
– While the player base on SlimeCraftSMP may be smaller compared to larger servers like Hypixel, it is still a community-driven server with like-minded players who prioritize skill and strategy over pay-to-win advantages.
Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the ultimate love connection hub! Join us and you’ll have more girlfriends than you can count, just like the player in the picture! Our secret potion of love and enchantment will have all the players flocking to you in no time. Say goodbye to loneliness and hello to a pixelated paradise filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little drama. Join now and start your journey to finding your Minecraft soulmate!
Welcome to the most misleadingly named Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Despite the name, there is absolutely no killing of floors allowed here. We take our floors very seriously and will not tolerate any floor violence.
But don’t worry, there are plenty of other ways to have a blast on our server. How about participating in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions? The winner gets a crown made entirely out of diamonds (not really, but it sounds cool).
Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive “Sheep Fashion Show,” where players dress up their sheep in the most outrageous outfits and strut their stuff on the catwalk. The best-dressed sheep wins a lifetime supply of virtual hay (which is surprisingly hard to come by in the Minecraft world).
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most floor-friendly Minecraft community out there. Just remember, no floor killing allowed!
Yes, UneasyVanilla has straightforward rules to ensure that all players can enjoy their time without compromising the server’s performance. Cheaters are swiftly banned by the dedicated staff.
4. How can I join the UneasyVanilla community?
You can join the community by visiting the server at UneasyVanilla.com and also joining the Discord server at the provided link.
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life! We have custom anime-themed builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a tsundere’s attitude change.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers with your trusty katana, or mining for diamonds while listening to your favorite anime openings in the background. Our community is filled with fellow anime enthusiasts who will bond with you over your love for waifus and husbandos.
So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join our epic anime-inspired world? Come on in and let’s make some memories that even Naruto would be jealous of!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything goes, just like this wild story! Join us for a crazy time filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you need change from a paid encounter. Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us today!
Looking for a few more members to join our server! We are a server focused on content creating mainly. We are looking for more members interested in streaming and making videos mostly surrounding Minecraft content, but we do play a few other games too!
Rules/Notes:
Must be over 18
Must try to be family friendly/PG, especially when collabing with others. You can do whatever with your content, but please respect other people’s content choices.
Server is highly LGBTQ+ friendly. A good part of our members are apart of the community.
Doesn’t matter your subscriber count or if you haven’t even started yet! Many of our members are waiting for 1.21 to start or return to content creating.
If you have family or trusted friends that might not do content, but would still enjoy having them on the server, this is fine! Please have the content creator apply first, and then speak with me about anyone you’d like to invite.
Be willing to chip in and be apart of the community rather then just be playing on a server by yourself! We are looking to make a team.
MC Related Content:
We also have some other MC related content in mind, including a possible RP/DND-ish based SMP for the future once the group is more established, other modded servers, creative servers, etc.
Application:
If you’re interested, please fill out the application below and an invite will be sent to the discord if you are approved.
We mainly focus on Minecraft content, but we do play a few other games as well.
Q:
Is it necessary to be a content creator to join the server?
A:
While our server is focused on content creating, you do not need to be a content creator to join. However, we do encourage participation in content creation activities.
Q:
Are there any age restrictions to join the server?
Can I invite non-content creator friends or family to join the server?
A:
Yes, you can invite non-content creator friends or family to join the server. Please have the content creator apply first, and then speak with the server admin about inviting them.
Answer: Hypixel can support tens of thousands of players, while SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand is limited to the capacity of its dedicated server hosting.
Question: Are there regular in-game events on the servers?
Answer: Hypixel regularly hosts events and updates, while CraftersLand offers crates and rewards as well as occasional chance blocks.
Question: How is player protection handled on the servers?
Answer: Hypixel does not have a specific protection system mentioned, while CraftersLand uses Grief Prevention for island creation and protection.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a pet unicorn!
Join us for epic battles against evil llamas, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride a roller coaster through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s dormant… we think). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world of wonder and absurdity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). See you there, adventurer!
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster banners? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server, where we have the “Gradient of Souls” event that will blow your mind! Fight off the “Void of Dread” with your Lone Warrior squad and protect the Escort Target in the “Endless” Battle. And don’t even get me started on the outfits available – from the “Apprentice Maid” to the “Merry-in-Exile,” you’ll be the most stylish player in the game.
But wait, there’s more! We have ASMR versions of the game for ultimate relaxation while playing. And if you’re lucky, you might just capture the elusive “Eccentric Joker” sniper rifle in the “Sweet Fairytales” banner. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before!