Are you tired of the real world and all its stresses? Do you just want to embrace the NEET life and chill all day long? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join our server and say goodbye to job hunting and hello to endless relaxation and fun.
On our server, you can build your dream NEET paradise, complete with all the snacks and naps you could ever want. No more worrying about interviews or getting ghosted – just pure, unadulterated relaxation.
But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Your mental health will thank you for taking a break from the real world and diving headfirst into the world of Minecraft NEETs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!
Are you tired of waiting for the queen of /a/ to return and for Season 3 to finally drop? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own epic adventures and make Season 3 a reality! Join us and become the hero of your own story, where the queen of /a/ will bow down to your greatness and Season 3 will be just a mere subplot in your epic saga. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fed agents are just NPCs trying to keep introverts entertained in this crazy online world. Join us if you’re an apprentice who hates normalfags but also wants to avoid the dreaded fate of celibacy and conformity.
On our server, you’ll find insane stories around every corner. Like the time a group of players built a giant watermelon castle and defended it against a horde of zombie llamas. Or the legendary quest to find the elusive diamond-encrustedunicorn that poops out emeralds.
But that’s not all! We also have modern HTML formatting for all your chatting needs. Want to make your message stand out? Just slap some bold tags on those important words and watch the magic happen.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the lolzy madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to defeating the fed agents once and for all.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of minimum wage jobs and dive into a world of creativity and fun! Join us and leave behind the drama and low IQ customers of the real world.
On our server, you can build epic castles, explore mysterious caves, and fight off creepers with your friends. No need to worry about maintaining eye contact or dealing with annoying co-workers – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness!
So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner NEET shine in a world where the only limit is your imagination!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where getting fired from your job is actually a good thing! Why waste your time working when you can mine diamonds all day long and build the most epic creations in the virtual world?
Join us and escape the harsh realities of the real world. Who needs a job when you can become a block-building mastermind? Plus, our server is filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So say goodbye to your boring job and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, your mental health will thank you for it!
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:
1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!
2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?
3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.
Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.
Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only requirement is having assburgers – yes, you heard that right!
Imagine a server where face blindness is a superpower, where medication side effects are just part of the game, and where quitting meds cold turkey is a strategy for success. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crying tears of joy (and maybe uncontrollable crying spells too)!
Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through withdrawal side effects and brain zaps. And don’t worry about your energy levels, because we guarantee you’ll have enough to eat again (after not eating for 5 days, of course).
So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there, where American doctors are the real villains and antipsychotics are the ultimate boss battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate escape from the anti-neet Jewish scheme of real life! On our server, you can be a professional neet and never have to worry about working a day in your virtual life.
Imagine a world where you can own multiple homes, have an endless supply of food, and never have to leave your cozy virtual paradise to go to a grocery store. That’s right, on our server, you can live the neet dream without any pesky responsibilities.
Join us and experience the freedom of being a professional neet in a world where universal healthcare is a thing of the past. Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a life of virtual luxury on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
Are you tired of being a neet and just a 5/10 in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a 10/10 stud with abs for days? Done. Want to be a 7-foot-tall giant who can crush blocks with one hand? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can be as white as you want without any judgment! No need to worry about being Korean or Indian here, because on our server, you can be the whitest of them all and still be the coolest cat around. So come join us for some epic adventures and leave all your real-life worries behind!
Welcome to FSMP a zero-profit survival server with shovel claim, kits, crates, furniture, bloodmoon, auctionhouse, cosmetics, economy, chatfeelings, silk spawners, golden enchants, and much more!
FSMP resets based on a fair voting. The nether and end will be reset every 2 months.
Even if you answer that yesterday, is this the same Minecraft? Is this the wonderful world from your childhood where you can do anything? Most likely no.
Servers now are not the most pleasant place where anyone for 100 rubles can ruin your gameplay.
We are a group of friends who like to play Minecraft together but don’t like the current servers. That’s why we created LavaLampa – a world where you play cozy old Minecraft.
At first we played by ourselves, but then we decided to share this world with you ❤
– no donation?
– no wipes?
– unique dungeons that admins build for you?
– the newest version, which does not destroy vanilla, but only makes Minecraft amazing again, as before ✨
– no mini games or mods ⏹
Maybe someday LavaLamp will become the second city of childhood, where you will walk along the old streets and remember joyful moments? There will be no wipes, so any change will remain in history.
IP- Play.thezoo.uk new Skyblock server! We have many features such as:
-Custom Enchants Which are Accessible to all
– Warp Mine the perfect place to make money and get started
– Warp pvp, a place to battle
– many ranks to buy
– Gkits to but or earn from creates
– We have a /Shop to sell all items aswell as /mobcoins a place to buy unique items
– We have Chunk Chests perfect for automatic farms and collecting all items
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We are a newly released server looking for new players and people to join our community We are also opening staff applications Join our Discord – https://discord.gg/2h34YkYwgs
Small, Chill, Survival server to have fun. Though it is a factions(ish) server, there is no pay to win and people don’t go out of their way to kill you and steal your stuff.
The owner of the “ProstoTrainer” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
Welcome to the Starlit Forest. This is a Warrior Cats roleplay server with a custom map, texture pack, models, and plugins. In this server, you’ll not only have the opportunity to roleplay as your original character in one of the 6 Clans in the forest (ThunderClan, WindClan, ShadowClan, RiverClan, SkyClan, and BloodClan) but to also live as if you were truly part of the warrior cats universe. You have the ability to gain skills as a warrior, train as an apprentice, be healed by your medicine cat, participate in battles, hunt prey that has custom ai AND server-unique models, and so much more!
Come join us amongst the stars in the Starlit Forest today!
Lore
The five Clans have lived in peace for ages, and SkyClan has finally become normal to Clan life. No one can remember a time when they weren’t side by side with the rest of the Clans by the lake.
But one Clan sticks out from the rest: BloodClan. Driven from their home along the twoleg allies, the BloodClan cats followed the Clans to their new home by the lake and found their home within a cave. The other Clans were wary at first, but some Clan cats became friends with the strangers. Not too long before Chapter One, a group of Clan cats who were unhappy with the new Clan decided to attack. However, BloodClan’s allies in the Clan overthrew them and either killed the cats of the rebellion or kicked out the surviving members.
Since then, things seem peaceful between the six Clans, but what happens when the roots of their foundation become unturned?
This server is not yet open, but is currently in beta testing. The server will likely be opened in 3 or less weeks, thanks to dedication from the community and staff combined!
Atlantiscraft is a tight knit, whitelisted community on a building-focused server. We have a few quality of life plugins and shops, but otherwise, the gameplay is vanilla. Some players have compared this server to the like of Hermitcraft because of our nether hub system and community builds.
This server does have ranks to support operational costs however we try to avoid pay to win at all costs. Most perks can be accessed after completing an “impressive” build and applying.
The owner of the server “TidePvP DONATION CASES AT PVP LOGIN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
