join dis epic minecraft server where u can cure ur colds and headaches with advanced tech!!! no more lame excuses for canceling plans, just hop on da server and feel better instantly!!! we got magical potions and healing spells dat will make u feel like a superhero!!! come join da fun and never worry about being sick again!!! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from da zombie apocalypse, cuz u never know when dat sh*t gonna go down!!! so join now and be prepared for anything!!! #curemyheadache #zombiebunkerparty
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Instant Cure City
Advanced technology, APPOINTMENTS, canceling, city, colds, commitments, convenience, cure, efficiency, EXCUSE, future technology, futuristic, Headaches, health, Healthcare, innovation, INSTANT, instant cure, medical advancements, productivity, progress, Time management, wellness
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RedstoneRagTime
avoidance, coworker, cramps, discomfort, discussion, disgusted, EXCUSE, Explanation, Open, Period, reaction, RedstoneRagTime, shame, stigma, UNCOMFORTABLE
Are you tired of hiding your period like it’s a dirty little secret? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where periods are celebrated like national holidays!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly feel those cramps kicking in. No need to hide it or make up excuses, just shout it out loud and proud! Our community will cheer you on and support you through those tough times of the month.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with period-positive players who will never judge you for being a badass period-haver. Say goodbye to the stigma and hello to a period-friendly paradise where you can be yourself, cramps and all.
So come join us and let your period flag fly high! Who knew that mining for diamonds could also mean mining for empowerment? Don’t be a blockhead, join our server today!
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ExcuseCraft: Late for Minecraft!
ALARM, Creative, DEADLINE, EXCUSE, ExcuseCraft, funny, hilarious, humor, Imaginative, inventive, Late, Minecraft, original, overslept, procrastination, punctuality, RESPONSIBILITY, storytelling, TARDY, traffic, UNBELIEVABLE, work
Have you ever heard someone say they were late because they got lost in a virtual world? Well, that’s a totally valid excuse on our Minecraft server! Our world is so immersive and captivating that players often lose track of time and space. One player even claimed they were late to work because they were busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigs in our Nether realm. Join our server for a chance to experience the most outrageous excuses for being late – and maybe even come up with your own wild stories to share with your friends!
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ExcuseMeImCrafting Minecraft SMP
balancing work and personal life, Comedy Show, emergency, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, Girlfriend, last minute, leave work early, Minecraft, new job, Obligations, Prioritizing, short notice, sick, smp, social event, TICKETS, Time management, time off, unexpected event, work commitment, work flexibility, work-life balance
Looking for a legit excuse to leave work early? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect reason to ditch work and dive into a world of blocky madness!Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring endless realms filled with treasure and danger.
Need a reason to join? How about this: rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its hidden treasures.
So why waste your time at work when you could be embarking on epic quests and forming alliances with fellow gamers? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block master!
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ExcuseMeImAnon Minecraft SMP
9 months, Birth, Brazilian couple, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImAnon, family, futuristic, Incredible, instagram, Internet Sensation, Minecraft, Miracle, Niic.ca, parenting, planet, Pregnancy, science fiction, smp, social media, speculation, trending, UNBELIEVABLE, viral newsAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where a Brazilian couple is about to give birth to a whole new planet in just 9 months! That’s right, forget about building houses and farms, get ready to witness the miracle of life right in front of your blocky eyes! Follow their journey on Instagram as they prepare for this out-of-this-world event. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to visit the baby planet once it’s born! So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of this epic and ridiculous adventure!
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CraftyExcusesMC
alibi, avoidance, cover up, CraftyExcusesMC, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, dishonesty, Escape, Evasion, EXCUSE, fabrication, falsehood, fib, get out of something, tall tale, untruth, white lie, worst lie
Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and you’ll never have to tell a boring lie again because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll have insane stories to tell for days!Picture this: you’re being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Or how about the time you convinced a group of creepers to start a dance party instead of exploding? Trust us, the lies you’ll tell to explain your absence from real life will be legendary. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
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BlockyBonerBay
awkward, awkward silence, BlockyBonerBay, Caught, Confrontation, EMBARRASSMENT, EXCUSE, Explanation, Guilty, Personal, pornography, privacy, reaction, secret, shame, shock, Surprise, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE
Are you tired of getting caught watching porn and having to explain yourself? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-judgment policy when it comes to your browsing habits! Join us and never worry about awkward encounters again as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory while keeping your internet history safe and sound! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about those embarrassing moments in no time! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to porn-related mishaps forever!
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AutisticCraft: No Excuses!
Apology, autism, AutisticCraft, Behavior, Commission, Communication, Conflict, EXCUSE, Excuses, friendship, high end, inconsiderate, luxury brand, Management, misunderstanding, Professionalism, Promotion, social cues, womens clothing, work
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the high-end women’s clothing store owned by a luxury brand! Join us for a chance to become the store stylist and earn those sweet commissions, just like in real life!But beware, there’s a Kat lurking around who will stop at nothing to steal your sales and make your life a living blocky nightmare. Will you stand up to her antics and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft stylist, or will you fall victim to her sneaky tricks?
Experience the thrill of dealing with a friend turned frenemy, who may or may not have autism and uses it as an excuse to be a total blockhead. Will you be able to navigate this sticky situation and come out on top, or will you end up apologizing for something you didn’t even do?
Join our server now and embark on a journey full of twists, turns, and fashionable drama! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
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PreggoCraft: Eating for Two!
baby bump, bathroom etiquette, bathroom humor, Eating, eating for two, EXCUSE, EXPECTING, expecting twins, funny, humor, long tail, maternity, Motherhood, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, pregnancy cravings, pregnancy excuses, pregnancy humor, pregnancy joke, pregnant life, pregnant woman, shiting for two
Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the ultimate poop party! We have toilets made of diamonds and poop cannons that shoot rainbows! You can even ride a flying toilet around the map while throwing poop at your friends! Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who love to make poop jokes all day long. So come join us and start shiting for two in the most outrageous way possible!
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Crafty Desi Delights: Minecraft Madness
Based, Canada, Canadian, Crafty, DELIGHTS, Desi, Diversity, east Indian, EXCUSE, FANTASY, immigration, interracial, LANDLORD, madness, Minecraft, Move, multicultural, opportunity, power dynamic, rent payment, satisfaction, sex, taboo, Tenant, White
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest fantasies of being a Canadian landlord! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server you can trade rent payments for… other services. Our east Indian tenants are ready and willing to do anything for a roof over their heads, so why not join us and experience the thrill of being a based white Canadian landlord? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest dreams in the world of Minecraft!
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VeggiePunchCraft: RFK Jr. VP Can Fight!
activism, can, CHANGE, courage, determination, EXCUSE, Fight, influence, inspiration, JR, Justice, leadership, motivation, NicoleShanahan, Politics, progress, RFK, social media, twitter, VeggiePunchCraft, vpAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the Minecraft world with their advanced technology (and questionable fashion sense).
So what’s YOUR excuse for not joining our server? Don’t miss out on the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Join now and let the madness begin!
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Crafty Horseplay: Where You’ll Never Hear That Rumor Again!
CHANGE, CONDOM, Crafty, DEBT, denial, EXCUSE, Hear, horse face, Horseplay, justification, minute, mistake, non-consensual, paid, payment, quickie, real fucking, regret, rumor, shameful, short lived, spanked, transactional, unprotected, Youll
Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything goes, just like this wild story! Join us for a crazy time filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you need change from a paid encounter. Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us today!
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Stoner Masons – Where building castles is just an excuse to hang out with friends! 21+ only, version 1.20.1
1.20.1, Active, Alexs mobs, application, backup, building, Castle, Castles, Create, Dedicated, Discord, Dwarven, EXCUSE, FANTASY, Friends, Gravestones, Hang, HARD, ice and fire, Iron’s spells, Kingdoms, Masons, Medieval, Modpack, Smithing, smp, Stoner, survival mode, Version, wizards, World MapThe Stonemasons Minecraft Server
The Stonemasons is a small, whitelisted Minecraft building-focused SMP with a strong medieval-fantasy theme. We specialize in building anything medieval from stone castles to smithing towns, wizards towers, dwarven kingdoms and everything in-between 🙂 The goal is to build a consistent, strongly themed world that every member can enjoy both exploring and learning from one another.
The server is only a week old as of 4/22/24. We will never be resetting the world map, and constantly backup the world which will be free for our members to download whenever they wish. The things you build here will be safe, and will NEVER be deleted by anyone, no matter how long a break you take.
The server runs on a custom Forge 1.20.1 Modpack that includes Ice and Fire, Alex’s Mobs, Create, Iron’s Spells, Gravestones and a plethora of building and décor mods. There are thousands of extra medieval-themed blocks with which to build, and hundreds of new items to collect and display in your cities 🙂 We will play and build in Survival Mode with the server set to Hard.
Requirements to join:
21+ Be willing to build in any medieval/fantasy style of your choosing. Keep it themed to the rest of the server 🙂 Be Active! Looking for active, dedicated people to keep the server lively 🙂 Be chill and relaxed. Try to get along with others like a normal adult lol. Be willing to fill out a super small application on our discord. Link below. If this sounds like something you might like to get involved in, join our discord – https://discord.gg/bv4RZ7y6GD
FAQ
1. Can I join if I’m under 21 years old?
Sorry, but our server is limited to members who are 21+.
2. Is PvP allowed on the server?
No, PvP is disabled on our server. We focus on building and exploring in a cooperative environment.
3. How often are backups made?
We constantly backup the world and members can download the backups whenever they wish.
4. Do I need to be an experienced builder to join?
No, we welcome builders of all skill levels. The important thing is to enjoy building in a medieval/fantasy style.
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Excuse Me Craft
Challenging, circle, confusion, Craft, Curious, doubt, EXCUSE, excuse me, inquiry, perplexed, puzzled, Questioning, questioning authority, questioning behavior, questioning norms, questioning patterns, questioning rules, rugging, seeking answers, seeking clarification, uncertainty, wondering
Are you tired of boring, square-shaped Minecraft worlds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have CIRCLES! That’s right, no more boring squares, we’ve got circles for days. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig that can fly! That’s right, FLYING PIGS! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insanity!
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Basement Dweller’s Block Party: Where Virgins Unite!
alarm clock, autistic, basement, BLOCK, DWELLERS, Effort, EXCUSE, Girlfriend, goals, Grinding, happy life, improve, Lazy, life situation, Loser, magic trick, Party, pencil and paper, Problems, self-discipline, Social Skills, suffer, unite, Virgin, Virgins, work
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn losers into winners!
Are you tired of being a virgin loser in your mom’s basement? Well, it’s time to join our server and turn your life around!
On our server, we believe in tough love. That’s right, you need to suffer if you want to achieve your life goals. But don’t worry, we’ll be there every step of the way to help you become the best version of yourself!
Join our server and start grinding towards success. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend along the way!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to your loser status!
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DroneCraft: Korean Accusations
accusations, aerial footage, China, cross-border incident, diplomatic tensions, DroneCraft, Espionage, foreign nationals, government response, illegal drone video, international relations, investigation, Korean, legal consequences, military technology, national defense, security breach, south korea, Students, Surveillance, territorial violation, unauthorized filming, US carriercome join our epic minecraft server where we do not accuse anyone of illegal drone videos, we just build epic structures and have a blast! plus, our chinese students are top-notch builders who will blow your mind with their skills. who needs drones when you can fly in creative mode? join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter and blocky adventures!
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AsthmaCraft: Where Pollutants are the Only Diamonds
Yo, you gotta join this server cuz we got the dankest air quality around! Forget about those other servers with their clean air and fresh oxygen, we got that sweet, sweet traffic-related air pollutant that will give you the ultimate Minecraft high!Our community is located right next to some massive warehouses, so you know the air is gonna be lit AF. Plus, breathing in all that pollution will give you a sick asthma skin that will make all the other players jealous.
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of slowly suffocating while building your dream house. It’s a breath of fresh air…literally!
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RodentNetwork
Belgian, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Dutch, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Ip:, Minecraft, Mini Games, Network, OneBlock, Players, Prison, PvP, RodentNetwork, Server, Staff, Survival, Updates, WebstoreRodent Network is a Dutch/Belgian community server!
Our network is open to everyone, no matter how old or young you are as long as you have fun with others and especially in our Network! We are a close community with reliable players. Our Staff team is always ready to help you when needed. Our staff team also listens to your ideas to make the servers to your liking, what you want and where you can have fun because that is our number 1 priority. We do not only have Survival, no, we also have Oneblock and Prison where you and all your friends, family and acquaintances can play. Our game modes are unique and very cool to play. We die every week to improve your playing experience and also with updates and/or events.
Come join our friendly community! Hopefully we see you soon on our Minecraft Network and in our discord server.
Discord: https://discord.knaagdiernetwork.nl/ Webstore: store.knaagdiernetwork.nl IP: play.knaagdiernetwork.nl Version: 1.20+
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Lone Survivor – SMP
ban evasion, bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Bedrocksupport, bugs, Cheats, Chestshop, Community, Communityoriented, crossplay, Discord, English only., exploits, Friendly, Friendlycommunity, Friendlystaff, Geyser, Geysermc, glitches, Griefdefender, Griefing, Griefprevention, Harassment, HARD, Hate Speech, Homes, Lonesurvivor, Minecraft, Nocheating, Nogrief, normal, player killing, Politics, PvE, PvP, Qol, qualityoflife, racism, Random teleportation, Respect, Scamming.., self-promotion, sexism, smp, Spam, stealing, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla, Website, Witch Hunting
Lone Survivor is an SMP server that provides a welcoming environment for all players. Our server’s main emphasis lies in survival and PVE gameplay, but for those who enjoy PVP, we offer the option to toggle it on and off. This feature enables players to tailor their experience based on their preferences at any given time. We take pride in ensuring that our server remains free from any pay-to-win content, fostering a fair and balanced playing field for everyone.Quality of Life Features:– TPA– Homes– Random teleportation– GriefDefender– ChestShop
Rules:Treat everyone with respect. Absolutely no harassment, witch-hunting, sexism, racism, or hate speech will be tolerated.No spam or self-promotion (server invites, advertisements, etc) without permission from a staff member. Griefing in any form is strictly prohibited. The use or abuse of cheats, glitches, exploits, or bugs is strictly prohibited. No PVP or player-killing with non-consenting players.No stealing or scamming other players.Refrain from bringing up or talking about politics.Attempting to evade a ban is strictly prohibited.English only in global chat.
More Info:Website: lsgservers.com/Discord: discord.gg/GtxKdPG
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Crumply’s Earth-steal: Where the land is always trying to run away from you! Opening this Saturday! 1.20.1.
1.20.1, Adventure, Community, Competition, Crumplys, Discord, Earth, EarthSteal, Events, Exploration, Features, gameplay, health, Journey, Land, landmarks, Minecraft, Opening, Plugin, PvP, RUN, saturday, smp, Staff, Toxicity, Treasures, Updates
<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/weight-loss-for-women-over-50/">Minecraft Server</a>: Earth Lifesteal Minecraft Server: Earth Lifesteal
Overview:
Description Embark on a journey through a 1:1500 scale recreation of Earth’s terrain in Minecraft. Experience lifesteal abilities and join a friendly community for exciting adventures. FAQ:
Question Answer Is toxicity allowed on the server? No, we have a low tolerance for toxicity and players will be kicked if found to be toxic. What is the lifesteal plugin? The lifesteal plugin allows players to permanently increase their health by defeating opponents. How can I join the Discord community? Click on the following Discord link to join our lively Discord community.
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LatinixQueen Minecraft Server
culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, female, feminism, gender, Identity, IMPOSSIBLE, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, Latinix, LatinixQueen, Minecraft, Minority, prejudice, reminder, resilience, Server, social justice, Stereotypes, Suffering, WestAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.On our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. One time, a group of players built an entire city out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a giant zombie pigman riding a chicken. And don’t even get us started on the time a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant TNT trap…oops!
But the real reason you should join our server is because it is literally impossible to suffer as a latinix female in the west here. Our community is so supportive and inclusive that even the creepers will give you a hug instead of blowing you up. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!
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ExcitedLiftfuWenwenLiMinecraftSMP
athlete, Competition, Dedication, Excited, ExcitedLiftfuWenwenLiMinecraftSMP, inspiration, liftfu Wenwen Li, lifting, olympics, olympics 2021, Performance, Powerlifting, record-breaking, sports, Steroids, strength, strongwoman, Tournament, Training, weightlifting, Wenwen LiAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have the legendary liftfu Wenwen Li as our mascot! She may be a powerhouse in weightlifting, but in Minecraft, she’s known for building the craziest structures with her bare hands (literally).Join now to witness Wenwen Li sleep on virtual floors because she thinks the beds in Minecraft are too soft! And don’t worry, she’s definitely not using any steroids to enhance her building skills. So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs normal when you can have Wenwen Li in your Minecraft world?
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TherapistApproved Minecraft Server
blended families, children’s feelings, communication skills, emotional boundaries, emotional intelligence, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, favoritism, Minecraft, parenting challenges, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, stepfamily dynamics, support systems, therapist advice, TherapistApproved, therapy outcomes, therapy questions, therapy sessionsLooking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise to keep the therapy sessions out of the game!Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky escapades. Our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster.
Forget about therapy sessions and family feuds, and join our server for some much-needed fun and laughter. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come on, join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Because on our server, the only therapy you’ll need is mining for diamonds and battling creepers. See you in the game!
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GrannyCraft: AITA Edition
aita, bio dad, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, Family Therapy, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, half siblings, parenting, Respect, Siblings, step parent, step sister, step-family, Therapy, titles
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of step and half titles? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all family dynamics, whether you’re a stepbrother, stepsister, or even a half sibling. We won’t force you to be a “no step or half family” – we celebrate all family connections, no matter how complicated!Our server is so accepting, even your mom’s husband’s daughter will feel right at home. We won’t make you go to therapy or use army punishments to make you comply – we believe in mutual respect and understanding.
So if you’re tired of fighting over step and half titles at home, come join our Minecraft server where you can be yourself and embrace your unique family relationships. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? Join now and leave the drama behind!
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LostInMinecraftSMP
confusion, contemplation, Decision making, decision paralysis, Dilemma, feeling lost, indecision, Lost, LostInMinecraftSMP, perplexed, pondering, problem solving, puzzled, Reflection, seeking advice, seeking guidance, Stuck, uncertainty, uncertainty in life, Unsure, unsure of next stepsJoin our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos! Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant chicken statue or create a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit.We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (explosive hugs, that is). Our community events include synchronized sheep shearing competitions and llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots.
So if you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!