Are you tired of competing with your date’s luscious locks? Leave those hair envy issues behind and join our Minecraft server where everyone is bald! That’s right, no more worrying about whose hair looks better because we’re all rocking that shiny cue ball look. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft is single and ready to mingle. Who needs hair when you’ve got diamonds, am I right? Join us and let your inner bald beauty shine!
Looking to spice up your Minecraft love life? Join our server and unleash chaos upon your relationship! Build a house together only to have it blown up by a creeper! Go on romantic mining expeditions that end in disaster! Fight over who gets to tame that elusive pink sheep! Who needs couples therapy when you have our server to bring you closer together in frustration and anger? Join now and watch your relationship combust in the most entertaining way possible!
Are you tired of gooning for hours on end with no end in sight? Do you feel like your life is just a never-ending cycle of watching trans porn and feeling unfulfilled? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your gooner lifestyle forever!
On our server, you can build a virtual girlfriend who will never leave you or judge you for your gooning habits. You can take her on virtual dates and show her off to all your virtual friends. Who needs a real girlfriend when you have a pixelated beauty by your side?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with adventure and excitement. You can explore vast virtual worlds, battle fierce monsters, and even find love in the most unexpected places. Who knows, you might even find a real-life girlfriend who shares your love for Minecraft and gooning.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your gooner lifestyle and join our Minecraft server today! Your virtual girlfriend is waiting for you.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even ugly fat fuckers like me can find love and acceptance! Join us and discover a world where attractive women are lining up to date you, as long as you work on that personality of yours. Our server is filled with stories of transformation, where players have gone from feeling insecure to confident by talking to women and treating them with respect.
Forget about the 10% of women who may act superior, because 90% of them are just like you and me. They have insecurities, they desire meaningful connections, and they don’t care about superficial things like looks. In fact, some of the sexiest women on our server only have sex once or twice a year – they’re too busy building amazing structures and exploring the world of Minecraft!
So come join us and experience a community where compliments and attention are given freely, where personality and confidence are the keys to success. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places – like a blocky world filled with creepers and diamonds. See you in the game!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where size doesn’t matter…at least when it comes to your pickaxe! Join us and experience a world where even the smallest tools can make a big impact.
On our server, we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Diamond Dildo to prove your worthiness. Rumor has it that only those with the most EPIC mining skills can wield its power.
But beware, there are rumors of a group of EXPLOSIVE creepers who have taken a liking to the Diamond Dildo. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim your prize?
So come on, join our server and show off your mining skills. Who knows, you might just find that size really doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft!
Are you tired of being judged by your jawline in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, jawlines are irrelevant! In fact, we encourage players to embrace their unique facial features, no matter how non-optimal they may be.
Join us and experience a world where jawlines don’t matter and everyone is free to express themselves however they please. Who needs a chiseled jaw when you can build epic structures and conquer the virtual world?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of players who have transcended the need for jawlines altogether. Legend has it that they possess unimaginable powers and can build jaw-dropping creations with just a flick of their wrist.
So why waste your time worrying about your jawline when you could be exploring a world where anything is possible? Join our server today and leave your jawline woes behind!
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only way to truly understand yourself is through building pixelated creations! Kanon is a master builder who will show you how to express yourself through blocks, while Izumi is just a clueless noob who thinks he can survive in this crazy world. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of self-discovery. Who knows, you might just find out that diamonds are a girl’s best friend!
Are you tired of being judged for your unique taste in women? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate average and slightly ugly women! Our community is full of like-minded individuals who appreciate beauty in all its forms. Plus, we have epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and maybe even win over some of those friends who bully you. So come join us and let your love for unconventional beauty shine!
CoronaCraft is a community-based SMP with around 140 members from all over the world. We are content-creator and technical player friendly, welcoming streamers, video makers, and technical farm builders. The server is almost 4 years old and we recently started a new season about 4 months ago.
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads to add more to the original gameplay
FAQ:
1. How can I join the CoronaCraft server?
You can join by visiting our website here or joining our Discord here for more information.
2. Are there any specific rules on the server?
Yes, we have a set of rules outlined on our website and Discord that all members must adhere to in order to maintain a positive and respectful community environment.
3. Is there a minimum age requirement to join?
While we welcome players of all ages, we do ask that all members conduct themselves in a mature and respectful manner towards others on the server.
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! Our server is so wild that even Trump couldn’t handle it and got found guilty of all 34 counts of retardation. Can you believe it? Join us and see what kind of madness you can get into. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top-secret government conspiracies or stumble upon a hidden treasure trove of diamond blocks. So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the chaos begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer Vtubers a place to seek advice and guidance in the virtual world! Need help deciding whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We’ve got you covered with expert opinions and outrageous reasons to choose one over the other.
Looking for an audience for your crazy antics in Minecraft? Well, look no further because we have a community of players who would watch someone do just about anything, even if it involves building a giant potato castle or riding pigs into battle.
Not sure which video editor to use for editing your epic Minecraft clips? Don’t worry, we have recommendations ranging from free options like DaVinci Resolve to premium software like Vegas Pro. And if all else fails, just throw some glitter on it and call it a day!
Join our server and ask all the questions your heart desires, because we guarantee you’ll get real feedback…or at least some hilarious memes in response. Plus, we have open auditions for virtual companies like Brave, Hololive, and Niji – who knows, you could be the next big Vtuber sensation!
So come on down to our Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are non-stop. And remember, when in doubt, just build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses – it’s guaranteed to make you stand out in the virtual crowd!
Valhalla is a new and exciting approach to RPG in Minecraft! Raid and Loot Dungeons with Friends or other Players, Create Kingdoms and Nations, Duel Players, so much more!
ZillaSMP is a medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics.It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)
ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.
As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP‘s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We have ongoing events that will blow your mind, like the 7th CN Anniversary Frog Event where you can win rare skins like Alsace, Mogador, and even a party dress for Scylla! But wait, there’s more – we also have swimsuit skins, carnival skins, and even a Sylvan Garden Embroidery-Chen Hai skin that will make your character the envy of all your friends.
And don’t even get me started on the META dock – it’s like a magical place where your ships can become even more powerful and unstoppable. Plus, we have crazy upcoming events like Oaths for Hai Tien, Musashi, and Eldridge that will have you on the edge of your seat.
But remember, if you don’t bind your account, you might lose it forever when the game updates – and nobody wants that! So join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?
Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blows up your house? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!
Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken, racing pigs in a bacon-fueled frenzy, and battling it out in epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging fireballs and endermen on the dance floor!
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
Welcome to Solver SMP, where adventure meets community on a cracked Minecraft server like no other! Embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Earth map, where every corner holds the promise of discovery and excitement.
In Solver SMP, survival is key. Gather resources, build your base, and conquer the wild lands with friends old and new. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, our welcoming community is here to support you every step of the way.
Explore iconic landmarks, traverse vast oceans, and forge alliances as you carve out your place in our ever-expanding world. From towering skyscrapers to quaint villages, the possibilities are endless when you join the Solver SMP family.
With a dedicated team of staff members ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience, you can focus on what matters most: having fun! So grab your pickaxe, rally your comrades, and dive into the adventure of a lifetime on Solver SMP.