Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where we think about the wolf’s dick and ponder life’s deepest mysteries.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in the skies for ultimate supremacy. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
Are you tired of going to the gym and seeing all those guys flexing in the mirror, hoping to impress a potential girlfriend? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about their dating life! Join us and escape the gym bro drama for good – because who needs a six-pack when you can have a diamond sword? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is the ultimate wingman, so why waste your time at the gym when you could be slaying dragons instead? Join our server today and level up your gaming experience – no gym membership required!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server and experience the thrill of preventing a Russian pincer attack in a virtual world!
With tens of thousands of virtual men positioned strategically in towns like Niu-York and Toretsk, you’ll have to use all your Minecraft skills to outflank the Russians and avoid being cut off and destroyed like the unfortunate Ukrainian forces in Mariupol, Severodonetsk, Lysichansk, Bakhmut, and Avdeevka.
But don’t worry, we’ve got urban agglomerations that make for ideal defensive positions – that is, until you find yourself in an encirclement with only one route in and out of the city! Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the face of catastrophe!
Have you ever wanted to play modded survival, but dont want to download the mods. Here, you dont have to install anything! Elemental Staffs, Jetpacks, New Ores, More Foods, Industrial Machines, Magical Armor, Elemental Bending and so much more! All this accomplished through SlimeFun, ProjectKorras Elemental Bending, Vampires and Werewolves.
All of this combines together to make your gaming experience truly awesome!
Features:
Slimefun
Vampires become the living dead
Werewolves gain power with the blood moon
Slimefun Exotic Garden
Grief Prevention
13 ranks which you obtain by /rankup with in-game currency
Removed attack cooldown added by 1.9
Mcmmo to help you build your power
Friendly knowledgeable staff
Stable server built and hosted by professionals
Simple rules like no hack clients or exploits
Join us for the adventure while you build your way to the ultimate rank of CraftLord!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Taco. Legend has it that Taco once defeated an entire army of creepers armed only with a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. And get this – he’s not fat! That’s right, Taco won the battle and still managed to keep his slim figure.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored sheep to flying pigs, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Taco won’t let you down!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Lady Justice isn’t blind, she’s just wearing a blindfold as a fashion statement. Join us and witness the epic battle between Minerva and Lady Justice as they fight for control of the server. Will justice prevail, or will chaos reign supreme? Only one way to find out, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for justice!
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!
Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong madness and epic tournaments that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat! We’ve got leagues that will test your skills and challenge your strategic thinking like never before.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic singing competitions you’ve ever seen. That’s right, we’ve got Minecraft players belting out tunes like never before, making our server the ultimate destination for music lovers and gamers alike.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you lose at mahjong, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!
Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!
Features:
1.20.x Survival Map
Land claiming with GriefPrevention
Basic teleportation (/home and /back)
McMMO & MyPet
Dynmap (alttd.com/map)
Economy with player shops
Custom warp plugin for towns
Monthly server events
We also have a huge list of custom features, most of which was suggested by our community, and built in house https://alttd.com/customfeatures
Come join our community today! play.alttd.com
(If you wish to contact us, please do so though the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)
FAQ
1. Can I join if I’m a beginner?
Yes, all players are welcome, regardless of skill level.
2. Are there any age restrictions?
Altitude is intended for older players, but players of all ages are welcome to join.
3. How often are server events held?
Monthly server events are held for all players to participate in.
Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had a USA American girlfriend to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find plenty of pixelated babes ready to team up and conquer the virtual world with you!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and maybe even find your virtual soulmate along the way. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a blocky beauty by your side, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the quest for love and diamonds begin!
Are you tired of missing out on all the high-speed action of Formula 1 because it’s too expensive in your country? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, not only can you build and explore to your heart’s content, but we also have a secret portal that transports you directly to the front row of every Formula 1 race! That’s right, forget about expensive subscriptions, just hop on our server and you’ll be zooming around the track with Lewis Hamilton in no time. Join now for the ultimate racing experience… and maybe a creeper or two trying to sabotage your pit stop!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a meme come to life! We may have ditched the EN branch, but that just means we’re too busy having a blast on our server to worry about anything else.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Plus, rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Steve.
So why wait? Come join our crazy, meme-tastic Minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs the EN branch when you’ve got us?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’re all about reviving the bear, and not just any bear – the legendary Pedobear! Share your most outrageous Pedobear memes to scare off any hoes who dare to choose the bear. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So join us if you dare, and let the madness begin!
MPS is a vanilla Minecraft server, which is based on such areas as politics, RP and construction.The server is currently running a vanilla off-season. You can leave a request for the server in our discord: http://discord.gg/4MQYQseXdv
