Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that run like a snail on a treadmill? Well, look no further because our server is like installing Windows 10 on a 2009 laptop with 2 gigs of DDR3 RAM – it runs better than ever before!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the pixels have pixels!
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Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where size doesn’t matter…at least when it comes to your pickaxe! Join us and experience a world where even the smallest tools can make a big impact.
On our server, we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Diamond Dildo to prove your worthiness. Rumor has it that only those with the most EPIC mining skills can wield its power.
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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Did you know that our server is like the ultimate breeding ground for male fans and female Vtubers? And guess what, Gura has been scientifically proven to be the most compatible Vtuber for fans on our server! Join now to witness the magic of this unholy union and experience a whole new level of virtual reality chaos. Who knows, you might even spawn your own half-human, half-dolphin Vtuber hybrid! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky world – join us today!
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99% Vanilla Civilizations and Geopolitics SMP. Create or join your own civilization. Build cities and collaborate or cause immense chaos. World never resets and is nearly infinite.
Foggy Willows is all about simplicity. Running on the latest vanilla jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be vanilla. We strive to give you a plain boring vanilla experience. There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play. We have a small player base of normal people, but are looking to expand.
At VA, we’re all about breaking the limits. No player caps here – thanks to our cutting-edge server hardware and software, we can scale to accommodate over 1000 players seamlessly if needed. All while having unlimited mob caps, a default world border, 10-chunk view, 9-chunk simulation, and an 8-chunk mob spawn distance. With the goal to provide the most expansive and immersive vanilla Minecraft gaming experience out there.
Our commitment to authenticity is reflected in our no-reset policy and minimal rules. We embrace the essence of Minecraft, staying true to its original vision. The only restrictions we enforce are against exploiting and hacking to preserve the game’s core experience the way Mojang intended it.
Welcome to MidasCraft, the brand new SMP server that offers an immersive gaming experience! Join our community of friendly players and embark on exciting adventures in a world filled with endless possibilities.
Our server features a thriving economy system, allowing you to trade and interact with other players to build your wealth. Unlock special rewards and surprises with our exciting crates system, where you can win exclusive items and perks.
At MidasCraft, we believe in constant improvement and innovation. Our dedicated team is constantly adding new features and updates to enhance your gameplay. Stay tuned for future updates as we plan to introduce new gamemodes to keep the excitement going. Join us today and become a part of our growing community!
