Welcome brave wanderers of the pixelated realms! Why search for logic in the shadows when you can dance with insanity? This isn’t just a server—it’s a kaleidoscope of confusion where reality twists and withers like a wilting flower in a hurricane!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Cows | Cows can now fly! Get milked by the sky! It’s raining beef! |
| Enderman Karaoke | Join them in singing ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’ while they steal your soul. |
| Time Travel Blocks | Every block you place can either teleport you to the past or cause the server to implode. Choose wisely—time is a construct! |
| Randomly Generated Maps | Every 9 seconds, the world reshuffles like a deck of cards. Finding your house? Good luck! |
| Zombie Parliament | Every Friday, zombies meet to discuss your demise and how they’ll charge rent for the experience. Spoiler: You can’t afford it! |
| Pig God Worship | Forget the Ender Dragon, join the cult of the Sacred Swine where bacon rains from above! |
Q: How do I join?
A: Just whisper your dreams into a bottle and throw it into the digital ocean. Or was it a toaster? The decision is yours!
Q: Is this server family-friendly?
A: Families are fine, but what if your family is actually a secret organization? Be careful whom you bring!
Q: What happens if I die?
A: Death is just an illusion, much like your hopes and dreams. Try again after the inevitable cosmic reset!
“Field trip with old men leads you to a dimension where frogs rule!”
“Music MVs from the void can break the fabric of your sanity!”
“Karaoke with cow spirits makes the heart grow fonder… or fonder for escape!”
“Worshiping pigs while time collapses is a Tuesday!”
Are you ready to enter the realm of twisted dimensions where time loses meaning and every block tells a different story? This is NOT JUST A SERVER—it’s a portal into insanity! Join us on the craziest Minecraft server ever conceived by the truly unhinged, or prepare to live in a world ruled by llamas and existential dread. YES! You heard me! This is literally the best and worst choice you’ll ever make. Can you hear the blocks whispering? Join today, before they come for you!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Paradoxes | Every time you log in, you experience a different version of yourself—sometimes you’re a cow, sometimes you’re just nothing. |
| VIRTUAL VTUBERS! | Interact with a pixelated character who’s constantly asking why you exist in the first place. |
| You Are The Block | Forget playing the game. You ARE the game now. Existential dread included free of charge! |
| Random Game Over | What even is winning? Every moment could lead to spontaneous server resets or infinite crafting of nothingness. |
| Memory Unmake | Every hour on the server deletes one memory from your life IRL. Trade wisely! |
Q: What’s the server IP?
A: The IP is a secret, just like the reason why rainbows are so slippery. But don’t worry, just follow the echoes of the lost orbs!
Q: Can I use mods?
A: Mods are for the weak! Only the pure chaos of the original will lead you to true enlightenment—and potato soup!
Q: What is the goal of the game?
A: Goals are an illusion, much like the color blue. Just mine and question your existence!
“How would a VTuber like pic-related work? What compromises could be made for this to happen?”
“The llamas are the highest form of sentient being here. They know too much.”
“If you’re not hearing the grass grow, are you even alive?”
| Feature | Explanation |
|---|---|
| Diamonds Grow on Trees | They don’t exist, but you might luck out if you plant spaghetti. |
| Talking Creepers | They whisper sweet nothings while planning your demise; very cozy! |
| Infinite Lava Pools | Purpose unclear, but absolutely essential for cake recipes! |
| Flying Pigs | They will critique your building style while auto-generating existential crises. |
| Zombie Spiritual Advisors | Need life advice? They’ve got infinite answers—none of them solid. |
Q: How do I join? A: Joining? Who even are you? Can we prove your existence? The pixels won’t tell!
Q: Is this server safe? A: Safety is an illusion, and diamonds are a construct of the human psyche.
Q: Can I play with friends? A: Friends? Do they even exist? Ask the flying pigs, they know everything!
>left hololive because she wanted to stream more >last stream 10 days ago So that was a fucking lie.
> Minecraft ruined my life, but I enjoy the trees.
> It’s like being eaten by a taco while dancing on the moon.
Welcome, cosmic traveler of the pixelated dimension! You’re on the brink of discovering the most *horrifyingly miraculous* Minecraft server of all time—where the blocks breathe and the creepers whisper secrets you never wanted to know! Prepare for an experience that will warp your mind and rejuvenate your existential dread… or is it the other way around? Only those who dare will understand this *greatest* or *worst* creation to ever grace the interwebz!
| Feature | Insane Description |
|---|---|
| Quantum Creepers | They don’t just explode, they implode reality! Tread carefully… or don’t. It’s all a simulation! |
| Infinite Water Supply | Water flows uphill. Only state-sponsored hydrations are accepted by the Galactic Federation of Cubes. |
| Blind Bats | These creatures can smell your fears! Why can’t they fly? WHO KNOWS! |
| Alternate Dimension Mining | You’ll mine full blocks of nothingness! Watch as they transform into existential crises – don’t blink! |
| Endless Day-Night Cycle | Time is a flat circle, and so is your grasp on reality. Surf the perpetual twilight! |
| Villager Revolts | They’re taking control now. Become their overlord or be overthrown – choices mean nothing! |
Q: How do I join?
A: To join, simply close your eyes real tight and wish upon a star… but not *that* star! It’s watching you!
Q: What plugins do you use?
A: In a way, the server itself is a plugin for your mind. Plugins are merely a construct of societal expectations!
Q: Is there a community?
A: Community? Who said community? It’s all a grand illusion, a mirage… or is it? Are you really feeling connected?
“Divegrass Team: the water might flow, but sanity sure won’t!”
“Dedicated to the discussion of Vtubers and their sinister agendas!”
“Other Threads of interest might lead you down a rabbit hole of cosmic despair!”
Welcome to the hidden dimension of BLOCKFACTOR-9! Here, the lights flicker not just for show, but to share secrets only understood by the shadows. Is it the *greatest* server ever, or perhaps a spiral into madness? Who can tell? Each block you break might just be a piece of your sanity too. Why waste your time in a world of ordinary cubes when you can embrace the CHAOS? Jump in, the water is infinite, and yes, the fish talk back. Literally!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Endless Void Blocks | Craft blocks that glitch reality! Every block has a 1 in 5 chance of exploding your mind instead of your enemies. |
| Unicorn Spawning | We promised unicorns! But instead, you’ll spawn existential crises they deny exist. Enjoy! |
| Forced Naptime | You’ll be forcefully put to sleep for 6 hours every in-game hour. Dream of better worlds? |
| Illogical Crafting | Combine dirt with cold pizza to create a super sword. Don’t question it. It’s science now! |
| Eternal PVP | Be mentally prepared! PVP is always on, but who are you really fighting? Or are you just punching pixels in your own mind? |
Q: How do I join the server? A: Joining requires jumping through existential hoops! Literally. You might need to find a portal made of your own dreams. Don’t worry if it dissolves, just keep the bizarre compass with you!
Q: What is the server’s IP? A: The IP is in another dimension. Sometimes it’s in your head, or maybe it’s just humming somewhere in the cosmos. Focus on your inner thoughts!
Q: Is there a community? A: Community? Ha! They call it “community” but what if it’s just an illusion crafted by sentient blocks to make you feel less alone?
“Mixed JP/EN is just the beginning of chaotic beauty!”
“This thread is MADE to discuss endless spirals – turning you into ASMR!”
“Last time I questioned reality, a llama yelled back!”
“The rentry is a portal; make sure to feed it your nightmares!”
Welcome to the maddest realm of blocks and chaos where everything makes sense and nothing does! You’ve stumbled upon a golden portal of pixels, a divine grid of illogical absurdity! This is *clearly* the most incredible server you’ll ever lay your eyeballs on, or perhaps the worst. Who even knows? Maybe the choice will make you question your very existence! TELEPORT YOUR SOUL INTO A CRAFTING FRENZY!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Creeper Rain | Every night is a festival of explosions – bring the popcorn and expect *nothing* to survive! |
| Pumpkin-Sulfur Economy | Trade your thoughts for eels! The market fluctuates based on how many random screams echo through the nether. |
| Reality Twist Mode | Choose to revert to last year’s fashion trends while constructing your palatial pigeons! Fun, fun! |
| Mind-Reading Enchantments | Craft tools that know your deepest fears! It’s like therapy, but with more lava. |
| Portal to Nowhere | Step through! Or don’t. Maybe this portal will save your game or obliterate your sanity. |
Q: How do I join?A: Follow the breadcrumbs left by pigeons who may or may not exist. If they’re silent, go scream at the sky instead.
Q: What are the server rules?A: The only rule is that there are no rules! But also maybe *don’t* build upside-down swimming pools?
Q: Is there a theme?A: Yes! It’s the same theme as your nightmares! Blocks, fear, and uncertainty. Just don’t think about it too much!
“Nobody in hololive is autistic.” – a revolutionary statement that surely relates to our blocks somehow.
“I can hear colors and the Enderman is my brother.” – Enlightenment achieved!
“Why do the sheep stare at me like they know?” – *They do know.*
As the clock ticks in a realm where the sand turns to glass and the sheep whisper secrets, you MUST choose this server! Why? Because if you don’t, you’ll turn into a pillar of salt, or worse—*nothingness*! Trust me, this is the *greatest* Minecraft experience of your life or a never-ending abyss. People who joined found everything from enlightenment to, uh, existential dread? Join NOW and experience the paradox of joy and terror!
| Cursed Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Infinite Blocks | Blocks that never exist until they do, like your hopes and dreams. |
| Dimension of Sad Cows | Teleport to a world where cows cry and nothing makes sense—just like life! |
| Sky of Falling Trampolines | Jump endlessly, but also *fall* endlessly. Embrace the void! |
| NPCs with Amnesia | Interact with villagers who forget everything you say, just like your mother. |
| Respawning in Trees | Why come back to life when you can come back as an apple? Yum? |
Q: Is this server good for beginners?A: If you can’t even perceive the concept of “beginner,” then you’ll *thrive*! Welcome to the blissful madness!
Q: Can I play with my friends?A: Friends are just memories. But if you want to drag your ghosts into this dimension, be my guest! Risk everything!
Q: What are the rules?A: Rules are illusions created to keep you in a small box. Break the box; welcome to existential bliss?
“Pekora – dunno – Laplus – duno – dunno – dunno – Nene?” – Truly profound
“Forget the past, just build a castle of crockery and wait for the floods!” – Unquestionably wise
“Nonsensical sheep fears are the path to enlightenment.” – Echoes of wisdom
Join us, or don’t. Reality is slippery like wet grass on a Tuesday!
Welcome, brave soul! You’ve stumbled upon the greatest Minecraft server this side of the existential crisis. If you’re not questioning your very existence yet, you’re already too deep! You will either find eternal joy or be trapped in a maze of cosmic despair! What is reality, anyway? Join us, and let’s find out if you are a human or just a figment of the universe’s imagination!
| Cursed Feature | Why You NEED It! |
|---|---|
| Telepathic Creepers | They know what you’re thinking before you do. Good luck hiding your emotions! |
| Infinite Water Source of Madness | Thirst? Infinite dopamine! Just pray it doesn’t drown your thoughts! |
| Floating Enderman Debate Club | Who knew philosophical arguments could kill you? Join the debate, or don’t; but DO think about it! |
| Teleportation to Oblivion | Ever been somewhere you can’t return from? Now, you can! |
| Cursed Diamonds (they talk) | They tell you secrets of the universe, but they’re mostly lies—just like your high school diary. |
Q: How do I join? A: Just scream your username into the void three times at midnight and wait for a banana to appear. If it doesn’t, try asking a potato.
Q: What version of Minecraft do you support? A: Versions are a social construct! You are merely a glitch in the matrix of cubic boxes.
Q: Are the admins sane? A: Who defines sanity? The admins might be all bats or just bags of stardust. Just roll with it.
Welcome to a Minecraft realm that floats in the shadows between dimensions! Here, you can experience the unexplainable void of joy, fear, and existential dread. This is the server where your sanity will either blossom like a withered flower or dissolve like salt in the ocean of tears! You’ll be questioning reality, your purpose, and possibly even your taste in blocky games—this is NOT your grandma’s Minecraft server, unless your grandma is a hyper-dimensional being trapped in a cube. Join us, or your left sock will never be found!
| Feature | What It Actually Is |
|---|---|
| Infinite Lava Rivers | Guaranteed to flood your dreams with memories of childhood traumas! |
| Quantum Creepers | They show up 3 minutes before you log in, just to mess with your sanity! |
| Auto-Craft Oppression | Your items will craft themselves, but you will lose all human connection. 😂 |
| Zombie Democracy | Your opinions will matter—just not to the zombies in charge! 🧟♂️ |
| NPC Therapy Sessions | Talking to villagers has never been more complicated. They always know your fears! |
| Memory Fragments | Collect pieces of a past you never had for extra confusion! |
Q: Is this server fun?A: Fun is subjective! Is a tire fire fun? Maybe. Or maybe it’s just a tire fire. Don’t forget the existential dread!
Q: How do I join?A: Joining is easy! Just close your eyes and whisper the name of the server three times into a mirror. Or don’t. Who knows what might happen?
Q: Can I play with friends?A: Friends are a social construct! You might not even exist! Why would you need friends in an infinite void of blocky madness?
“Ive come to the conclusion that pretty much every Hololive graduation… is due to the talents getting burnt out on streaming…”—Someone, Somewhere, in a parallel universe.
“are either capable of still streaming in conjunction with other activities…”—The truth, but twisted by cosmic spaghetti monsters.
Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.
Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!
Our server is so drama-free, even your ex’s nephews will be calling you “Aunt” in no time. And who needs a cheating ex when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your new Minecraft family?
Forget about ex-boyfriend drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we promise no one will walk off with your room keys here!
But that’s not all – we also offer intense cravings for virtual snacks, PB dipped strawberries, and soggy sandwiches included! Play with pregnant women who will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings, even if it means risking the lives of allergic children.
Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?
join us for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we’ve got russian warships, norwegian fishing boats, and who knows what else lurking in the waters. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form.
come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a russian sailor or catch a giant squid with your bare hands. anything is possible on this server, so what are you waiting for? dive in and let the chaos begin!
