Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
Elemental Crystals Collected: 56 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Dimension Hops: 10
Wilderness Tamed: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

New Minecraft Server
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