Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as buying a bazooka at Walmart? Or as crazy as paying a girl for sex and ending up in jail? Look no further! Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning American laws in no time. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, corpo mandated ships are REAL! That’s right, you can sail the high seas in your very own corporate mandated ship, complete with a crew of zombie villagers who will do your bidding.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to slay the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve himself? That’s right, the original Minecraft player is said to roam the server at night, haunting unsuspecting players and stealing their diamonds. But don’t worry, if you can outsmart Steve and find his hidden treasure, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
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Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where we ask the hard-hitting questions like, “Should we ban spelunking?” Well, on our server, we say NO WAY! In fact, we encourage all players to embrace their inner cave explorer and dig deep into the earth for hidden treasures and dangerous adventures.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a flying pig into the sunset. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can bring cigarettes on a cruise! That’s right, set sail on the high seas with your trusty pack of smokes and puff away as you build, explore, and battle mobs.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pirate Captain Smokey Joe, who will challenge you to epic battles for treasure and glory. And rumor has it that buried somewhere on the server is a hidden stash of enchanted cigarettes that will give you superhuman abilities.
So why settle for a run-of-the-mill Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the thrill of cruising with cigarettes and battling pirates for magical smokes? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!
Are you tired of not being able to stab your enemies in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can buy all the knives you want before they get banned! Join us and unleash your inner ninja as you slice and dice your way through the competition. Who needs swords and axes when you can have a collection of deadly knives at your disposal? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be the most feared player on the server. Join now before the government catches wind of our knife-wielding antics and shuts us down!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where you can use our combination 3D printer and television to bring your wildest creations to life. Need a skyscraper made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered! And don’t worry, our printers are strictly monitored to ensure no illegal files are being printed – we don’t need any more lawsuits from the cheese mafia.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant flying pig? Well, on our server, that’s totally possible. Just hop on and soar through the skies like a bacon-covered superhero. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the pig to a dance-off. Trust us, he’s got some killer moves.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t take into account your missed opportunities for teen sex? Look no further! Join our server and you won’t just be building blocks, you’ll be building relationships with like-minded individuals who also missed out on cunny during their teenage years. Our server is a safe space for those who are looking to make up for lost time and experience the joys of teen sex in a virtual world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start crafting your way to a more fulfilling digital love life!
Are you tired of boring, safe-for-work Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. So why wait? Come join the chaos and let your blocky adventures begin!
Ender SMP is an Indian Minecraft server. Were you can play and Enjoy In This Server And Build Your Own Customs Builds And Also You can do friendly PVP with your friends. We are trying to make Ender SMP the best Indian Minecraft Friendly server.This server is compatible with cracked.Join Now!Java :IP – medhruvAQOM.aternos.mePort: 30141Version – 1.19SMP SERVER INFO:Owner’s Name:- Dhruv {Tech(DK) Gamerz} And Vidhit Verma {Vidhit Gaming}
The Official Network of YouTuber Alan Becker. Originally created as a massive scale recreation of the worlds of Studio Ghibli, it has since evolved to include Creative mode, a Survival server, PvP, and McMMO. We pride ourselves in our beautiful resource pack and extremely talented build team. Whether you are a die hard fan of Studio Ghibli or you have never heard of it before, you’ll enjoy being part of our ever growing community.
kitpvp.org is an old school kitpvp type server that gives a good nostalgic feel if your an old minecraft pvp player
We use soup pvp as it is the original pvp-gamemode and is also the best. pot pvp isn’t so great.
Hello! We are Paradise Chile Network, one of the only servers set up in Chile, you will have excellent latency if you are from Latam, we currently have 2 modalities, Survival-Protections and Skyblock! What are you waiting for to join?
We are a friendly adult (18+) server. As such we’re looking for adult minecrafters to join us in the quest for pixelated happiness! You don’t have to commit to 20 hours a day to join MystCraft. We’re here for you to unwind and get away from all that stuff.
We are a beta MineCraft server that enjoys helping players, and has friendly staff! We are going to add a CombatTimer, a Custom Enchant plugin to help players have extra perks from certain kits and, a cool Vanilla Enchanting System.
A server with a large number of plug-ins that provide stable operation and an interesting gameplay.
Our advantages: cases with things, several different worlds for survival with their unique monsters, the best clan system, the ability to create your own store, weapons, thought-out economy, improved work system, mini-games (BedWars, Spleef and Paintball) and much more.
Warp list on the server:
> Games (mini-games)
> Portals (portals to the worlds)
> Danger (arena for battle with the Boss)
> Shop
> Parkour (Parkour with a reward for passing)
> PvP (PvP Arena)
> Enchant (Shop of Enchantments, Potions and Weapons)
> Food (a place for hungry players)
> Mine (automatic mine)