But wait, there’s more! Our server also features an excessively long and nonsensical story that will have you scratching your head in confusion and laughing at the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs Final Fantasy when you can have all this and more on our Minecraft server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
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ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!
Absurd, confusion, Disappointment, Frustration, Nonsensical, Pointless, pointless activities, pointless conversations, pointless efforts, pointless endeavors, pointless goals, pointless pursuits, pointless questions, pointless tasks, purpose, ShitCraft, shitters, unproductive, useless, Waste of time, why botherAre you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!
We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!
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DerpyCraft: Where the Most Nonsensical Things Happen
30s, basic chords, Book, Childhood, Chords, complex songs, crazy, DerpyCraft, fastforward, guidance, guitar, guitar player, happen, IRL, learning, Life, mum, Music, Nonsensical, self-taught, Surpassing, teachingAre you tired of feeling lost and confused, like a kid with a guitar and no idea how to play it? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide all the guidance and support you need to become a master builder in no time!Just like how I went from clueless guitarist to shredding virtuoso, you can go from Minecraft noob to building wizard with our help. We’ll show you the basic blocks and tools you need to start crafting, and then you’ll be off on your own, creating epic structures that will leave your friends in awe.
Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit on the server, but who’s counting?). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build something amazing together!
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Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition
Absurd, Blockhead, bonanza, brainless, Clueless, Comical, dumb, Edition, Foolish, funny, humor, IDIOTIC, immature, laughable, meme, Naive, Nonsensical, Oblivious, Ridiculous, silly, stupid, twink, witlessAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!
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Blocky Bullshit Bonanza
Absurd, anger, ANNOYED, bewildered, blocky, bonanza, bullshit, confusion, disbelief, dumbfounded, exasperation, Flabbergasted, Frustration, incomprehensible, irritated, mind-boggling, Nonsensical, Outrageous, puzzled, Ridiculous, SPEECHLESS.., what the hell, WTFAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, strap in because this server is about to take you on a wild ride! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to party.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and sparkles.
Join us on this crazy adventure and see what other wacky surprises await you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!
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Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition
Abnormal, Absurd, Balls, BIZARRE, blocky, Brain, Creative, Edition, funny, humor, Nonsensical, odd, offbeat, outlandish, quirky, Random, scroto, Scrotobrain, Server, strange, Unconventional, Unique, Wacky, weirdWelcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!
So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!
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Les Conquerants
Survival / Vanilla / No reset / +18 / under Application
Hello, we want to offer our community a 100% vanilla experience. The game is completely free and works on the trust established by the community and respect for other players. Additionally, the server will not be deleted or reset. The goal is to have a serious server that lasts over time. So the community can join the server without fear.
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| -+-Releasing Now!-+- | Platinum MC! | Extreme Custom Survival!!! | 3 Months of Development! | No P2W |
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Welcome to ~~Platinum MC~~
We offer:
Over 100 Custom Items
Custom Scripts for never seen before gameplay!
over 30 QOL Plugins and others.
Endless gameplay and fun with friends!
Discord:discord.gg/7XRfRgszKW
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BlazeCraft – Network
BlazeCraft Network=================================Java IP: play.blazecraft.uk=================================Bedrock IP: play.blazecraft.ukBedrock Port: 19132=================================Discord: discord.gg/dKtyshjQxbTebex Store: https://blazecraft.tebex.io=================================Official ServersSurvival / LifeSteal / Prison / Factions / Skyblock=================================BlazeCraft Tebex Java Players Sign in as normal Bedrock Players Sign in as normal =================================Server IP play.blazecraft.uk:25570 -
Capital MC
One of the fastest growing MC servers to grace the community. Join us to experience why. Sign up to the website for extra benefits (link below).
SURVIVAL SERVER – Build in peace – Economy PVP SERVER – Factions – McMMO – Rankups – Cells SKYBLOCK SERVER – Your own survival island – Play with friends – Sky is the limit
IP: mc.capitalw.net
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY (FOLLOW ON TWITTER @CapitalWorldMC) Feel free to sign up to our website and forums. We welcome anybody from anywhere. go to: http://www.capitalw.net
Server IP 162.252.10.212 -
Guild Demonarchys Project Cova Fantasy RPG Survival
Check out guild demonarchys project cova!!A full fantasy survival experience with many premium and custom plugins to make the world truly amazing! Designed by experienced server creators the server was created as a community server for a large creative community Guild Demonarchy!!
Check out lots of cool new features to make the game fresh and new while still having the option of having a semi vanilla experience!!
Server IP 135.148.86.149:25524 -
Austerium: High Fantasy RP
Welcome Travellers!Embark on an epic adventure throughout the land and discover your own path.
Engage with the indepth magical, combative and economic systems our modpack includes!
Join Austerium today and play alongside fellow adventurers on our RP server!Join our discord!
Features include things such as;
– Dungeons, spanning across great horizons
– Magical abilities, that allow you to create your own special place in the world
– Intuitive combat, to ensure that every fight has you on the edge of your seat
– An amazing world generation, filled with plentiful biomes and expanses to explore
So what are you waiting for? Drop into the world of Austerium and forge your own destiny…
Goodluck and have fun!
Server IP 135.148.71.209:25566 -
Survival Mania 1.2.5
Welcome to the official Minecraft Forum Page for Survival Mania 1.2.5!!! We are a Bukkit Server with MANY plugins. We have Factions, also with a GREAT Castle Spawn Point with many Warps for the Biome of your Choice!! We also have a very great Shop. Last but not least, we have a VERY friendly Staff!!! Come join us at 8.17.252.116:25865
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Jungle SMP
JungleSMP is an awesome Lifesteal server with custom features like skills, playtime levels, cosmetics, and more!
All items that you can purchase are also obtainble in game through our coin shop, without having to spend any money at all
So what are you waiting for? Join Today! We promise you won’t regret it.
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Survival Fun [SMP] {Waystones} {Shopping District} {Land Claims}
Welcome to Survival Fun!Discord: https://discord.com/invite/TNNfvpMI started Survival Fun with my friend 5 years ago and I’m still working hard on it everyday. Our community is coming back from a break we had on our previous world and we decided to just reset and try inviting more players into the community to join on our new world! Since, I have your attention I would like to show you the server and maybe introduce myself a bit more:Our server economy is run on diamonds, you will be able to rent plots in a shopping district near spawn for diamonds and create your own villager trade shops using Shopkeepers. You can get the shop creation tool by doing ‘/kit shop’We will be using a datapack called Terralith that expands on the Overworld terrain, along with some other datapacks that are listed here.Links:• Discord!• Rules (Make sure to read them!)
Server Rules:1. No grief, raiding or stealing.Unclaimed builds are still protected by staff, you are not allowed to loot, raid or grief anything that isn’t yours. Pranks are allowed only if it is easy to clean up and has creative value. For example, a prank where a player triggers an explosion that destroys a significant part of their base would not be creative or easy to clean up.2. Use of modified clients, play assisted bots, the seed, or mods/texture packs that give you advantages are strictly prohibited.Allowed mods:
- OptifineMinimap (fair play version)Inventory TweaksLitematicaAutoclicker
Banned mods:
- XrayAutoclicker (for pvp)Auto FishBaritone
3. Killing and stealing items from players is not allowed.PvP is enabled on the server and it should be consented first before someone is killed. Sometimes players will kill other players for pranks and good fun and return items and this is allowed but if somehow a staff member gets involved, (generally by the victim saying something in chat), then someone is liable to be warned and the victim’s inventory restored. Multiple warnings on this rule may result in a temporary ban!4. Shopping District RulesPlain, square and unexciting shop builds are not pleasing and you will be warned to improve the look of your shop if it doesn’t meet the standard. Shops must have a minimum ceiling height of 3 blocks. With this rule; shops cannot be abnormally tall or wide.Make sure that if you buy a shop plot in spawn that you start building your shop as soon as possible before an admin removes it. Shopkeepers in the shopping district with no build will be removed. Shops will also be removed automatically after 20 days of player inactivity.Keep the confines of your claim as close to your build as possible. There should NOT be excess blocks claimed by you around your build that could otherwise be unclaimed. Keep your claim around your build only.Sell a diverse set of items at your shop. If your shop sells items that are already being sold by multiple shops then you may be asked to change what you are selling. If you are selling too little or too many items you will also be warned.5. Chat Rules• Advertising of any kind through server chat is not allowed.• Keep controversial/political/religious topics out of public chat.• Racism, sexism, violent swearing, anti-LGBTQ+, discrimination and uncomfortable topics is not allowed.• Wishing death on others is not allowed.• Use English in public chat. Please use PMs to communicate in other languages.• Harassment will not be tolerated.
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MDX Minecraft
Welcome to MDX Gaming,
MDX Gaming is our small community of players who gaming on a slightly different setup for games. Our first server opened in the April of 2012, it was a 20 slot Minecraft Bukkit 1.2.4. This is still our main server and we have even expanded to 50 slots. We also currently have a DayZ Overpochins server, and a soon Arma 3 Exile server. We are still growing; however, we do not want to get too large for we wish to remain a small friendly community. We have remained mostly the same with some coming and a few going.
In 2016 we got our own dedicated server. And now we can run many game servers what offer fun for community, just let us know and maybe we can…
If you are new, you are more than welcome to join us and have fun on any or all of our servers!
— Madmeix (founder)
Server IP 80.235.40.48