Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Runes Activated: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Alien Abductions: 5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY