| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
On our server, we have a special event where the cows have learned how to breakdance and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. And don’t even get us started on the killer rabbits that have formed a gang and demand tribute in the form of diamond carrots.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Patrick, the Pantless Enderman” who roams the lands in search of fashionable pants to wear. Join us and help him find the perfect pair of trousers to complete his look.
So why waste your time with degrees and boring real life responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is how many laughs you can have in a day!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 196 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Picture this: You’re navigating through the virtual world, grooving to the funky beats of Parappa the Rapper and shredding on the guitar in Um Jammer Lammy. But wait, there’s a twist! Instead of using controllers, you have to mine blocks and build instruments to keep the rhythm going. It’s like DDR meets Minecraft meets a rock concert all in one!
But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it actually transports you into the games themselves. You’ll feel like you’re rapping with Parappa or jamming out with Lammy in real life. Plus, the graphics are so high-quality that you’ll swear you’re playing on a PS5.
So why waste your time and money buying a new console when you can join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Parappa/Um Jammer Lammy experience? Trust us, it’ll rock your world in ways you never imagined. Join now and get ready to game like never before!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 2890 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us for the most simplistic graphics you’ve ever seen, but don’t worry, it’s easily moddable (because who doesn’t love a good mod?). Turn are resolved simultaneously, so get ready to plan battles like a strategic mastermind!
Check out our outdated pastebin for extra laughs, join our Steam group where anything goes, and dive into the multiplayer guide for some chaotic fun. And if you need a break from the madness, why not try the Llamaserver for a change of pace?
But that’s not all! We have fan art, balance mods, and even a Pretender calculator to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, the Pantokrator from last time is still ruling the server – will you be the one to take them down? Join now and find out!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 3321 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7472 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 17 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret cult of villagers who worship the almighty diamond block. Join them in their crazy rituals and maybe you’ll gain some magical powers (or just end up with a bad case of villageritis).
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and the very fabric of Minecraft reality, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Magic Items Found: | 4808 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and New Vegas resources that will blow your mind. Need a modlist for Fallout 3? We’ve got you covered. Want to join a mod repository for all things Fallout? Look no further! And don’t even get me started on the OP Pasta – it’s a game-changer.
So why should you join our server? Well, how about the fact that we have a pre-war thread that will take you back in time before the bombs fell? Or the fact that we have a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on the toughest challenges?
If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly epic, then look no further. Join us on our Fallout-themed server and let the chaos begin! Remember, war. War never changes.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 167634 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Llamas, who are said to grant wishes to those who can out-dance them in a dance-off. And rumor has it that deep in the caves, there lies a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. She’s going the distance, are you?
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join our server for the chance to ride giant mutant squids through the sky, battle evil llamas in epic dance-offs, and build a castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players dare to ride, a hidden treasure trove guarded by explosive kittens, and a friendly community of players who are just as wacky as you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, cry, and rage-quit in equal measures. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 148 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 4905 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 403 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
