Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in all of blocky land!
Join us if you want to hang out with a group of players who have connections to the Minecraft gods themselves. Need diamonds? No problem, just ask our resident Ender Dragon for a loan.
But beware, we have a strict “no creepers allowed” policy. One time, a creeper tried to sneak onto our server and ended up getting pranked by a group of mischievous villagers. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for the creeper…
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. And remember, don’t mess with us – we have friends in high places, you know. 😉
Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t care! That’s right, we embrace chaos and mayhem like no other server out there.
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of llamas, and start epic pranks that will leave your fellow players scratching their heads in confusion. We don’t care about traditional gameplay here, we just want to see what crazy shenanigans you can come up with.
And if you’re worried about getting banned for breaking the rules, don’t be! We don’t care about that either. In fact, we encourage rule-breaking and mischief-making because that’s what makes our server so unique and hilarious.
So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures you’ll have on our server? Just remember, we don’t care… and neither should you!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being pathetic is a requirement! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while playing!
– Our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you. Who knew the undead had such killer moves?
– The creepers have been trained to give out hugs instead of exploding. It’s a real blast…of love!
– Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows. Don’t worry, it’s all washable paint.
– The villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. Their hit song? “Trading with My Heart.”
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only thing you need to bring is your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Don’t forget…you’re pathetic!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero Nazis allowed! Why worry about fighting Nazis when you can join our server and build epic structures with your friends instead? Plus, did you know that on our server, all players are required to wear lederhosen at all times? It’s just how we roll!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base where we hoard all the best loot. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure room, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bratwurst and sauerkraut. Who needs Nazis when you have delicious German food, am I right?
So come join us on our server and leave those pesky Nazis in the past where they belong. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! Prost! 🍻
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is here to blow your mind!
Join us for the craziest adventures you can imagine. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of chocolate? No problem. And don’t even get me started on the dragon races!
But wait, there’s more! On this server, girls don’t poop. That’s right, you heard me. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, we’ll just fill their mouth with… well, you know.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a more epic time than a Final Fantasy character on a quest for the ultimate weapon! Join us for a wild ride filled with creepers that explode like fireworks and zombies that do the thriller dance.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like Overwatch, but with diamond swords instead of guns and creeper heads instead of loot boxes. Trust us, you’ll be addicted faster than a player trying to find diamond ore at bedrock level.
So why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted armor and golden apples. They became the most feared warrior in all the land, known for their epic battles against the Ender Dragon and their dance parties with the villagers.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting for you?
Are you tired of being a useless wild dog in a world ruled by women? Do you want to finally be on the list of men she wants to fuck? Then join our Minecraft server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be!
On our server, you can build your dream career as a manager or supervisor, show off your looks (even if you’re on /r9k/), and impress all the women with your fancy cars, suits, and jewelry. Be like Andrew Tate and be the asshole that women can’t resist!
Don’t waste your time on uglycope, conform to our server’s standards and fit the mold of the perfect man. Buy the courses, buy the suits, and buy the jewelry – because on our server, only the rich, asshole men get the girl. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start dominating the women of Minecraft!
Are you tired of boring old English letters? Do you want to spice up your Minecraft chat with some exotic characters? Then join our server where we exclusively use the ancient Turkish alphabet! Imagine typing out your messages with squiggly lines and dots – it’s like hieroglyphics but cooler! Plus, legend has it that using the Turkish alphabet in Minecraft gives you special powers, like the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs or turn your enemies into chickens. So come join us and embrace the alphabet of the ancients – who needs ABCs when you can have ğıİşüöç?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: Ubel, the infamous Ender Dragon, has had a glow-up like no other. She’s traded in her scales for a fabulous pink glittery coat and now she’s ready to party with all the players on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and of course, lots of loot. But be warned, the dungeons are guarded by a team of evil llamas who are not afraid to spit in your face if you get too close.
So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become besties with Ubel and get invited to her next glittery dragon tea party!
Are you tired of dealing with pesky griefers and creepers on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server offers a heavenly experience like no other! Picture this – a world where everyone is racially proportionate to the population density of Christian worship centers worldwide. That’s right, you’ll be surrounded by your new besties for all of eternity!
But wait, there’s more! Say goodbye to sin and hello to a life free from earthly worries. No more stressing over Chad not texting you back or your crops not growing fast enough. On our server, the only Chad you’ll need to know is the one who’s ready to hang out with you and hundreds of millions of other players forever, anon.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey to Christian heaven in Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few command blocks). See you on the other side, friend!
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HARMONY is a semi-vanilla server. Which is currently undergoing CBT – Closed Beta Testing.
This means that the server is getting better every day, the protection is being strengthened, all the nuts and bolts are being tightened.
And if you want to take part in the CBT and go down in the history of the server, then don’t waste time and sign up, because someone could already take your place. And that’s not all, if during the CBT your tips and corrections about the server will help improve it…
Welcome to the team!!!
Our main goal is balance. We don’t have situations where an admin flies creatively, a player flies with a fly, or receives resources on command. For money, you also will not get any advantages over the player in the game.
The community on the server consists of very kind players. We try to constantly moderate the chat for inappropriate comments and insults. So that everyone feels comfortable in the chat.
If you think that a player is making indecent remarks towards you, your family and the chat in general. Contact a moderator, the bastard will be punished.
The Dome of City Not Minecraft Server but also The Isle…..You want action and excitement, then you’ve come to the right place. Be part of a community and join us.
The best server is here. With many game modes that are almost non-existent today, you can play from any version and from any device. Crossplay friendly
CZ NETWORK is a high-quality unique network with a amazing community and a owner who has been in the Minecraft scene for a long time since 2013! We feature many game modes and more incoming too! (Prison, Skyblock, Arcade, CS:GO and more!)
Server IP: play.czautoz.co.uk1.7 -> 1.20.4 Support
» Skyblock» Prison» Arcade (Block Party, Splegg, Bomb Lobbers, Mini Walls, TNT Run, TNT Tag, Prop Hunt, Temple Run and Quake)» CS:GO (Counter Strike Global Offensive)
Self-assembled assembly based on mods such as GregTech4, Forestry, Railcraft and MineFactoryReloaded. If you don’t rush, you can enjoy the game within a couple of months. Vanilla recipes, cleverly complicated by the GregTech mod and the administration.
The beginning of the game begins with the mining of bronze and the transition to steam engines (Blast furnaces, steam turbines and basic bronze mechanisms for crushing and smelting). After creating a solid foundation under your feet in the form of a set of bronze mechanisms, you can begin to create simple electrical devices and mechanisms. At this stage, the most important thing is steel, which is needed in very large quantities. Having created basic electrical devices (Ovens, crushers, compressors and rubber extractors), the transition usually occurs to nuclear reactors and solar panels. Having a stable source of energy, it makes sense to create powerful multi-unit electrical mechanisms (Electric blast furnaces, grinders, etc.). The generally accepted outcome of the game is the construction of a thermonuclear reactor, with proper automation of which you can obtain fabulous amounts of energy.
In addition, there are many interesting mechanics that will make your life easier: beekeeping, breeding, molecular storage, tree breeding, many new blocks for construction, oil and gas industry, automatic drilling systems and improved mining tools.
This build was our first server and is currently the most stable and well thought out.
The server is not located in australia but the current person in most control is Australian (me). Anyway this is a MC geopolitical server based off of ErtCraft and Globecraft, join the discord to play correctly and we do not use towny (its shit)
