| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 19 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
In our server, you’ll experience epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and heart-pounding adventures. Join us for the release of the “Democratic Detonation” Warbond in Helldivers 2 – maybe the crashes are finally gone! Or dive into the waves in Vermintide 2 and face off against hordes of enemies in A Parting of the Waves. And don’t forget to check out the Path of Redemption update in Darktide – it’s coming late April 2024, so mark your calendars!
But that’s not all – we’ve got plans for the future too! Get ready for games like Killing Floor 3, Den Of Wolves, EDF 6 Western/PC Release, DarkSwarm, and more. It’s going to be an epic journey filled with laughter, chaos, and camaraderie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of cooperative gameplay like never before! Who knows, you might just find your new gaming BFF while you’re at it. Let the fun begin!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2297 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 8594 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, epic quests to find the legendary diamond bacon, and a community of players who have mastered the art of creating the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best troll face – you’ll need it!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 3587 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 144 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 181 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Why join our server, you ask? Because the Swiss are secretly working for us, that’s why! It’s all a big conspiracy, my friends. The Swiss may have the chocolate and the watches, but Luxembourg has the real power in the Minecraft world.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll find diamonds in every block you mine. It’s like winning the Minecraft lottery, but without any pesky Swiss interference.
So come on over to our Luxemburg-based server and experience a whole new world of crafting, building, and conspiracies. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. And remember, don’t trust the Swiss – join us instead!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Picture this: You log on and all of a sudden you’re surrounded by giant chickens wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Because on this server, the chickens are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you start dancing the chicken dance with them.
And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt that takes place every Tuesday. Rumor has it that the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco. Yes, you read that right, a taco diamond block. Who wouldn’t want to get their hands on that?
But the real highlight of this server is the weekly llama races. Strap on your saddle and hold on tight as you race through obstacles and dodge flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you saying “What the f*ck was his problem?” in the best way possible, then come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Imagine the chaos as you hop around the battlefield, leaving a trail of confused bunnies in your wake. It’s hilarious and totally OP!
And if that wasn’t enough, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that respawn every hour. Get rich quick and become the diamond king of our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience all the insanity and hilarity our server has to offer!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 182 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Imagine creating your own character and embarking on epic quests with your trusty pawns by your side. Need a pawn to join your party? No worries, just ask in the thread and check out our Pawn Guild for the most up-to-date pawns ready to assist you on your journey.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret patches and updates that will keep you on your toes. Want to know more? Just click on our official Capcom survey and dive deep into the world of Dragon’s Dogma.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Dragon’s Dogma master! Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 182 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come relax in our virtual spa, where you can soak in a hot tub filled with lava and get a massage from a zombie villager. Trust us, it’s to die for!
But that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether that leads to a magical land where all the blocks are made of chocolate! Indulge your sweet tooth while battling zombie pigmen and dodging flaming marshmallows.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive TNT traps). Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous realm in all of Minecraft!
Score: 9/10 – Great humor and creativity!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3592 | Potions Brewed: | 78 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us as we embark on epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against the Ender Dragon or building a giant statue of a chicken out of gold blocks.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mystical creature who only appears during a full moon to grant wishes and shower players with enchanted items.
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us on Fujobros, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They’ve built elaborate contraptions and hidden treasure chambers filled with rare loot. Join forces with them and uncover the hidden secrets of llama civilization!
And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a cursed swamp where the frogs have evolved into vicious monsters that drop enchanted weapons and armor. Fight your way through the slimy horde and claim your rightful loot, if you dare.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Llama Liberation Army, where players can ride into battle on their trusty llama steeds and fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but shovels and pumpkin pie.
If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have the world’s largest collection of virtual sombreros, each one granting its wearer the power of infinite tacos and the ability to summon a mariachi band at will.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining server anywhere else!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 66 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
