Crafty Block Crew

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join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance to dubstep music. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but beware, there are also evil chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. only the bravest players can defeat them and claim their loot. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a unicorn riding a rainbow in our enchanted forest. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Anime Lovers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We have a secret underground society of unmarried, unloved, and unaccompanied anime teachers who are just waiting for someone to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join our server and you could be the hero they’ve been waiting for!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this incredible prize?

And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to the world’s tallest Minecraft roller coaster, where you can experience thrills and spills like never before. Just be sure to hold onto your blocky hat!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	2577
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Blocky Danganronpa Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But little did they know, those diamonds were cursed and turned them into a chicken for a whole week! Don’t worry, we eventually found a way to turn them back, but the laughs we had during that time were priceless.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where the rules are made up and the chaos is real, then this is the place for you. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GFChoresMinecraftServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values teamwork and cooperation? Well, look no further than our server! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, our players promise to help out with chores and tasks around the virtual world. But, just like in real life, they never actually do it! It’s like living with a bunch of virtual roommates who leave messes everywhere and expect you to clean up after them.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly asking for help, only to be met with empty promises and excuses. Cook virtual meals, do virtual grocery shopping, and pay for virtual everything while your virtual roommates sit back and relax. And just like in the real world, if they don’t pull their weight, kick them out of your virtual house!

So come join us on our server, where the chores are never-ending and the drama is always brewing. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have virtual roommates who never do their fair share?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Chimeras Created:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NieceConfrontAITA

Boundaries, Communication, confronting family, confronting husband, confronting spouse, emotional investment, emotional neglect, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, favoritism, financial support, Jealousy, marriage issues, neglecting children, Niece, NieceConfrontAITA, parenting, prioritizing family, relationship problems, Resentment

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, secret alliances, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining away, collecting resources, when suddenly your in-game husband starts favoring his niece over your own virtual children. He’s spending all his diamonds on her, building her luxurious mansions while your kids are stuck in a dirt hut. Will you confront him and risk being labeled as the jealous, crazy Minecraft mom? The drama is real, folks!

But that’s not all – we also have scandalous jailbreaks, shady deals with villagers, and epic quests to uncover the truth behind hidden family secrets. Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, in this server, family drama is the name of the game.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253
Potions Brewed:	140	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GreatestPlayerEver – Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe? We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Our spawn town is so lit, it’s rumored that even Herobrine himself wants to move in!

Join us and become part of the most elite group of gamers who have ever graced the digital world. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a player accidentally build a house on top of another player’s house, and instead of getting mad, they became roommates!

So why join our server? Because here, you’ll have the chance to become the greatest human or living being to ever exist. Forget about history books, the real legends are born in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Towns Built:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Farms Harvested:	782	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlockyBedroomAntics

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and experience the wildest and most outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. From battling giant mutant chickens to riding on flying pigs, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most unique and bizarre sex experiences you’ll ever have in Minecraft. From getting it on with a sexy villager to roleplaying as a naughty Enderman, the possibilities are endless.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices, then come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	5537
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Fluoride Fun Zone

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hey u, yes u, do u want to join a minecraft server that will make ur teeth sparkle like diamonds? well, u gotta join our server cuz we add FLUORIDE to our drinking water in the game! ur teeth will be so strong, creepers will be scared to blow up near u!

we got a Cochrane review that says our fluoridation benefits have declined since the 1970s, but who cares about that when ur teeth are gonna be SHINY AF! plus, we got fluoride toothpaste in the game too, so u can double up on that dental health swag.

join our server now and watch as ur teeth become the envy of all the other players. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this dental adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

🌎 Infinite Confusion Isles [DMP] (1.21) (Java) (Semi-Spicy) (18-) (Whiteout) (Map) (PvP) (Grape-Friendly)

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Infinity Isles <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/%e2%82%b910000-build-battle-competition-in-minecraft/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Infinity Isles!

Join our Discord server!

Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Whitelisted	Yes, 18+
Server Start Date	March 25th
Version	1.21
World Border	10k

Features

Semi-vanilla gameplay with quality of life plugins
Whitelisted community to ensure quality players
East US coast server location for good connection
Player-run shopping district
Bi-weekly events and off-schedule activities
Resource worlds for gathering materials
Non-Pay-to-Win donation perks
Friendly staff team and active Discord community

Apply

Apply to join our server on Discord!

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, please apply on our Discord server using the link provided above.

What are the server rules?

Our server rules are simple: respect others, no griefing, and no cheating. Failure to follow these rules may result in a ban.

Can I donate to the server?

Yes, we have donation options available on our website. Donations are used to improve server performance and are strictly non-Pay-to-Win.

What kind of events do you host?

We host bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-schedule activities such as Storage Wars, ARG, and Charity Manhunt.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mines Excavated:	2377

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us on our crazy Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk. We’ve got diamond armor for days and enough enchanted weapons to make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, it’s always someone’s birthday. So don’t kill yourself, come celebrate with us and enjoy some cake (in-game, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s party like it’s your birthday every day!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6095	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JXL on Windows Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up (but don’t worry, he’s house-trained).

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself and summon an army of zombie chickens to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever created. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SpoiledBrat’sKitchen Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with entitled siblings who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft without any spoiled brats demanding sandwiches or soda.

Imagine a world where you can lock yourself in your virtual room without anyone bothering you for food. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and avoid all the entitled drama of real life. Plus, we promise no parents will ever tell you to cook for your sibling here!

So if you’re looking for a break from the chaos of entitled family members, join our Minecraft server and build your own paradise. Who needs siblings when you have blocks to stack and adventures to embark on? Let’s block out the entitled drama together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GetOffMyLawnCraft

adult children, Boundaries, Communication, extended family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family time, generational differences, GetOffMyLawnCraft, grandchildren, home etiquette, Hosting, parenting, personal space, quality time, relationships, Respect, setting limits, visits, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the personal space you crave? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggle of having family constantly invading your space, so we promise to keep them out of your virtual world.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of family gatherings and build your own virtual paradise. No more interruptions from grandkids asking for snacks or sons bringing their girlfriends over unannounced. On our server, you are the master of your domain.

So come join us and experience the freedom of building and exploring without any unwanted visitors. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer life’s most pressing questions, like “What do women not understand about men’s bodies?” Join us as we delve into the deep, dark mysteries of the male anatomy while building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is the only place where you can uncover the truth behind why men can’t find anything in the fridge, why they refuse to ask for directions, and why they insist on wearing socks with sandals. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to explore.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to laugh, learn, and loot your way to victory, join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or discovering a hidden portal to the Nether in your backyard. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3000	Farms Harvested:	756
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7374

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyCashLand

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Are you willing to swim in a pool of lava while juggling creepers? Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to do that (unless you want to show off your skills)! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, the treasure you’ll find on this server is worth more than all the money in the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PinoyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know this server is like, totally epic cuz we got like, a whole bunch of crazy stuff happenin’ all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a bunch of pandas and llamas, and it was like, so intense, bro.

and, like, if u join our server, u can totally be a part of our super exclusive underwater dance party. we got dolphins breakin’ it down and turtles doin’ the worm. it’s like, the coolest thing ever, dude.

plus, we got this secret hidden treasure that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. but, like, if u can defeat them, u get all the diamonds u could ever want. it’s like, totally worth it, man.

so, like, come join our server and be a part of all the craziness. u won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Endless Night Skies:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.