| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig off into the sunset? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild as you create the most outrageous creations you can think of.
One time, a player built an entire city made out of giant pizzas. And guess what? The villagers loved it! They even started hosting pizza parties every Saturday night.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground cavern filled with glittering diamonds and dancing zombies. It’s like a disco party down there, except with more brains and bling!
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have. Just be careful not to fall into the lava pit while laughing at all the crazy shenanigans happening around you. The river may be wild, but our server is even wilder!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
👽Join us as we discuss all things Modded Minecraft, from crazy modpacks to wacky build ideas. And don’t forget to update us on your latest mod creations for some hilarious feedback! 👾
🚨In breaking news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been annihilated! But fear not, PollyMC is here to save the day and let you keep playing without a Microsoft account. Take that, M$! 😜
🔥Check out our Useful Links for all the latest and greatest resources, from a Curseforge Search that’s out of this world to a Flavor of the Month Launcher that says “no” to Microsoft. And if you’ve been shafted by M$, we’ve got a 1.7.10 server authentication option just for you. You can still [multi]play with us! 🎉
💡Need some inspiration for your next Minecraft masterpiece? We’ve got you covered with Ideas, Albums, Resources & Inspiration galore. And don’t forget to read our General FAQ before bombarding us with questions about mod-making guides or where to download stuff. We’ve got it all laid out for you! 📚
🕳️So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft adventures. Who knows, you might stumble upon an abandoned mineshaft that will lead you to untold riches! See you in the game, crazy crafters! 🚀🌈
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4420 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 94 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us as we journey through the unknown future together, just like Rin and Shirou. Who knows what crazy adventures await us as we become better builders than we started out as. From epic battles to building magnificent structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why settle for anything less when you can join a Minecraft server that is truly the best route to take? Join us now and let’s create our own fate together!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7664 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us on KINO for a chance to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. But beware, these chickens have mastered the art of ninjutsu and will stop at nothing to defeat you!
Feeling a bit peckish? No problem! Our server is home to a magical oven that cooks up the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Just be careful not to eat too many, or you might turn into a cake yourself!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on KINO, every player gets their own personal unicorn to ride around on. It’s like a magical pony, but with way more sparkles and rainbows!
So what are you waiting for? Join KINO today and experience Minecraft like never before! But be warned, once you enter our crazy world, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us for epic robot battles, where you can pit your trusty Minecraft skills against advanced AI from the future. Will you come out victorious, or will you be defeated by a robot with a filter so advanced it makes your head spin?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground labs where you can experiment with time travel and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in these mysterious labs?
So come on down to our Minecraft server and witness the insanity for yourself! Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking for a wild ride, this server is guaranteed to provide hours of entertainment and wacky fun. Join us now and get ready to discover what filters other robots have in the year of the lord 2005+19!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 3600 | New Chunks Explored: | 313758 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where we embrace the absurd and take trolling to a whole new level. Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Come chill with us and unleash your inner troll!
We have crazy events like “Dysphoria Day” where players can roleplay as different genders and troll each other in the most outrageous ways possible. It’s a wild and wacky experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue. Just remember, leave your sanity at the door!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us for epic battles against giant virtual YouTubers, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted vtuber idol, and even participate in wacky game shows hosted by Minecraft chickens! But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart – rumors say that if you make a wrong turn, you might end up in a dimension where everything is made out of chocolate cake (delicious, but not very practical for survival).
So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into – one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored again!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for the dankest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is so lit, you’ll think you’re in the nether! And speaking of the nether, we have a special “Pass the BONG” event where players compete to see who can get the highest in-game while navigating through a maze of lava and pigmen. It’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – our server also has a custom plugin that turns all the animals into stoned versions of themselves. That’s right, you’ll be walking around with a herd of high cows and trippy chickens following you everywhere you go. It’s like a psychedelic farm party!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll (literally, if you find some rolling papers in-game). Just remember to pass the BONG and enjoy the ride!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2110 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 730281 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the sirs who did it all! Why did they do it, you ask? Well, let us tell you a tale of sirs who were so crazy, they built a giant statue of a potato and held a dance party on top of it! And that’s just the beginning of their outrageous adventures.
But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil unicorns, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire! We promise you’ll never be bored on our server, because the sirs who did it all will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics.
So come on down and join our Minecraft server for the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous gaming experience of your life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of why the sirs did it all in the first place.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us if you want to experience a world where you can create your own insane stories, like orchestrating a scandalous love triangle involving a mentally ill fat goth girl and a 5’4 gnome she settled for. Will you choose to make her cheat with you and send the video to her unsuspecting fiance right after they get married, or will you break her heart by dumping her for someone better, claiming you never loved her and were just horny and desperate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 152 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Venture through our pixelated world and discover hidden treasures guarded by Olivia’s most loyal minions. But beware, for the pop star herself may lurk around the corner, ready to challenge you to a build battle or a dance-off.
Join now for a chance to prove your allegiance to the one and only Olivia Rodrigo and become a certified goon in her epic thread of mischief and mayhem! Hurry, before the paparazzi catch wind of our shenanigans and try to crash the party!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Buildings Constructed: | 45 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
