LOLZcraft: Murder Showdown | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

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Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ores Mined:	8329
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

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Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	253703

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

– Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

– Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crops Grown:	3186
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Void Armor Forged:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Potions Brewed:	181
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	New Chunks Explored:	115792

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	2687
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	274

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
New Chunks Explored:	732090	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HomerlessCraft

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky McPhenotype

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14