Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.
[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protect.
[🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.
[🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.
[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit even the Pope wants in? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Pope Francis himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist testing his skills against our players. Join now and maybe you’ll get the chance to take on the Pope in a battle for the ages! Just remember to play fair, he’s got God on his side after all.
Yo, listen up! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you better buckle up because things are about to get wild! We’ve got a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and do the cha-cha slide. And don’t even get me started on our pet pig races – those little oinkers are faster than lightning!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the adventures are as crazy as a chicken riding a pig!
Are you tired of taking care of everything in your life, only for someone else to reap the benefits? Join our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle! Just like how you’ve been taking care of that ungrateful child’s puppy, we’ll take care of all the hard work for you. No need to worry about feeding or watering your virtual pets, we’ve got it covered!
And if you’re looking to adopt a new virtual pet, we’ve got you covered there too. Just like how that ungrateful child adopted a new puppy, you can adopt as many virtual pets as you want on our server. And don’t worry about moving, we’ll make sure your virtual pets are well taken care of, no matter where you go!
So join our Minecraft server today and let us take care of all the responsibilities while you sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel like you’re stuck in a 50s sitcom! 🤣
Join us for some wild adventures and crazy stories, just like the time our player’s wife went from being a self-proclaimed alcoholic and drug addict to a sober queen! She kicked those bad habits to the curb and now only indulges in nicotine and delta 8. Talk about a glow-up!
But wait, there’s more! Our players have some interesting backstories too. One player has always been against alcohol because they don’t like the taste or the way it makes them feel. They even met their wife on a dating app because she was sober – talk about a match made in Minecraft heaven!
And let’s not forget about the post-partum depression, the high-risk pregnancy, and the beautiful baby boy. It’s been a rollercoaster ride for our players, but they’re still standing strong. Plus, the drama of whether or not the wife should have a glass of wine at the end of a tough day – will she fall back into old habits or will she resist the temptation? Only on our Minecraft server will you find such juicy drama!
So come join us for some laughs, some tears, and a whole lot of pixelated fun. Who knows what crazy stories you’ll create in our virtual world! 😉
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with normal animals? Come join our wacky world where animals have messed up biology! Picture this: flying pigs, exploding cows, and teleporting chickens! You never know what kind of crazy critter you’ll come across next. Join now for a chance to witness the wildest wildlife in Minecraft history!
so, like, you know how some peeps make cool stuff but then, like, no one really appreciates it until, like, way later? well, this server is, like, the opposite of that! we got, like, the most amazing builds and creations that will blow your mind, and you get to see them RIGHT NOW! no waiting around for, like, centuries or whatever. plus, we got, like, secret hidden treasures and mysteries to uncover that will keep you coming back for more. so, like, join this server and be a part of history in the making, but, like, right now!
so, like, have you ever wondered about the evolution of BIRDS in EUROPEAN cities? well, on our server, we have this INSANE theory that the bird communities in the denser parts of cities have, like, LESS unique evolutionary traits than in the less dense areas.
join our server to uncover the MYSTERY of why these birds are so BASIC in the city! maybe they just like the fast food and tall buildings, who knows? come on, it’s a WILD ride of discovery and LOLZ.
plus, we have, like, flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s make some bird friends and figure out why they’re so BORING in the city!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack excitement and adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!
Join us for a wild ride filled with culturally orientalist enriching experiences that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to explode!
Embark on quests to save the world from evil Ender Dragons who have been brainwashed by evil sheep. Build your own empire and defend it from raiding parties of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar (and your brains).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Rapefugee Village, where you can trade with villagers from far-off lands and learn their unique customs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure that will make you the richest player in the game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!
Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers alone? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the main goal is to find a yellow wife! That’s right, we have a rare breed of pixelated villagers who are all decked out in yellow and ready to be your in-game spouse. Build a house, go on adventures, and maybe even start a pixelated family with your new yellow wife. Who needs diamonds when you can have a yellow wife by your side? Join now and start your quest for love in the world of blocks and pixels!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate all types of parents, whether they’re single, co-parenting, or just trying to survive the chaos of raising kids.
We’ve got players who will argue over the most ridiculous things, just like your sister and her Mother’s Day meltdown. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of spousal support (in the form of in-game items) to help you through those tough parenting moments.
Join now and experience the thrill of being called a misogynistic ass by someone who just can’t handle a little friendly banter. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?! So come on down and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive the drama on our server.
join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest and flattest chests in allll the landddd. u wont find bigger chests anywhere else, trust me.
we have a secret underground chest society where we hoard all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta prove urself worthy to gain access to our chests.
rumor has it that one time, someone found a diamond the size of a house in our chests. true story bro.
so if u wanna flex ur chest muscles and show off ur loot, join our server now. but beware, the chests are always watching 👀
Unleash your creativity, explore boundless worlds, and become a part of a vibrant Minecraft community at Unity SMP. We can’t wait to see what you’ll build!
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate rebellion against the clique! You’ll have the chance to purposefully go against the norm, get terminated or “graduated” (whatever that means), and then claim you were bullied for maximum drama and profit! It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that craziness? Join now and stir up some virtual chaos!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos with the Nijisanji EN crew!
Imagine mining for diamonds with Petra Gurin while she serenades you with her enchanting voice. Or building a castle with Rosemi Lovelock, only to have it mysteriously turn into a giant cake thanks to her magical powers.
But that’s not all – join Ethyria and witness Millie Parfait’s epic battles against the Ender Dragon, while Enna Alouette and Reimu Endou create a pixel art masterpiece of epic proportions.
And don’t even get us started on ILUNA – where Maria Mari0nette will lead you on a quest to find the legendary Golden Apple, while Scarle Yonaguni and RenZott0 team up to take on the Wither in a battle for the ages.
With so many crazy adventures and hilarious moments waiting for you on our server, why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!
Are you tired of dealing with poop on the toilet seat every single time your boyfriend goes to the bathroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from this crappy situation! Join us for a poop-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and explore without any unwanted surprises in the bathroom.
Our server is the ideal place for anyone who is tired of cleaning up after their significant other’s messy bathroom habits. Say goodbye to screaming matches over poop on the toilet seat and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the poop drama behind for good. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your bathroom woes? Don’t be the asshole for screaming at your boyfriend, just join us and game on without any poop-related distractions!
