LOLZcraft: Murder Showdown | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crops Grown:	6769	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World

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🤪🎮 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🎮🤪

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:

🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.

🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.

🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures

#gamer, Adventure, Adventures, blocky, Celica, Character, Cheating, Crafty, Digital, escapism, FANTASY, fantasy wife, fantasy world, fictional, Gaming, hotwife, Hotwifes, Marriage, relationship, role playing, RPG, video games, vidya, virtual

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player named Bob. Bob was getting bored of mining and crafting all day, so he decided to join THIS SERVER. And oh boy, was it the best decision of his virtual life! As soon as he logged in, he was greeted by a talking pig who offered him a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. Bob won, of course, and became the king of the server.

But that’s not all! THIS SERVER is also home to the legendary hotwife Celica. Yes, you heard that right. Celica is not just any hotwife, she’s a VIDYA HOTWIFE. And she’s looking for a Minecraft player to be her player 2. Will you be the lucky one?

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Emeralds Found:	7128
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!

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Welcome to our totally not gay Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected encounters.

Imagine waking up in a room with a cutish twink and feeling confused about your sexuality. But fear not, because on this server, you can explore your desires without judgment.

Embrace your inner adventurer as you navigate through a world where anything is possible. Encounter ftm trans players and discover new connections that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation that is totally not gay but incredibly fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AnimeVsMangaCraft: Where Creeper meets Kawaii!

animated films, animated series, Anime, AnimeVsMangaCraft, cartoons, comic books, creeper, Entertainment, entertainment choices, Fandom, graphic novels, hobbies, Japanese culture, Kawaii, leisure activities, Literature, Manga, meets, Otaku, pop culture, Preferences, storytelling, visual media

Come join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of crazy anime fans stumbled upon a magical Minecraft server where creepers were replaced with kawaii anime characters and diamond swords were actually katana swords straight out of a manga.

But that’s not all! The ender dragon was transformed into a giant kaiju terrorizing the land, and players had to team up with their favorite anime heroes to defeat it. And when you enter the Nether, you’ll find yourself in a waifu-filled wonderland where every block is made of pocky sticks and ramen bowls float in the air.

So, if you’re a fan of anime and manga, this server is the place to be. Join us now and embark on a weeb-tastic adventure like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PoliteCraft: Where manners maketh Minecraft!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we embrace the Latine culture with open arms! Join us for a wild ride filled with fiestas, sombreros, and maybe even a few llamas running around.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden taco stand where they could trade diamonds for delicious tacos made by our resident Latine chef, Juanita. They ate so many tacos that they gained the power of teleportation and could travel to any corner of the map in the blink of an eye!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pinata Dungeon, where players can battle fierce pinatas filled with rare loot. Rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss pinata, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Latine gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Viva Latine!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Towns Built:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyVtubers – Where Minecraft meets virtual stardom!

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🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual paradise for Vtubers looking to level up their game! 🌟

🤔 Not sure if you should stream on Twitch or YouTube? Join us and our resident Vtubing experts will guide you through the pros and cons of each platform. Spoiler alert: YouTube might not be the best choice if you’re not already a viral sensation! 😂

🎉 Looking for an audience for your crazy antics in the virtual world? We’ve got you covered! Whether you’re building a pixelated rollercoaster or staging a dramatic pixel play, our community is ready to cheer you on! 🎮

💻 Need help picking the perfect video editor to make your clips shine brighter than a diamond block? From DaVinci Resolve to CapCut, we’ve got all the tools you need to make your content pop! And if you’re feeling fancy, why not splurge on Vegas Pro or Premiere? 💰

🤯 Got burning questions about Vtubing that need answers ASAP? Our forum is the place to be! Ask away and get real feedback from our hilarious and helpful community. And if all else fails, just ask again later! 🤣

🌟 But wait, there’s more! We’ve got insider tips on open auditions for top Vtuber agencies like Brave, Hololive, FIRST STAGE PRODUCTION, and Niji! Who knows, you might just become the next virtual superstar! 🌟

🔗 So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and join the craziest Vtubing adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun, because the only limit here is your imagination! 🚀

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LegendaryLootLols Minecraft Server

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😂😂😂 Get ready to have your mind blown on our EPIC Minecraft server! Join now and experience the thrill of getting a LEGENDARY drop that will make all your friends jealous! 🤯🤯🤯

Picture this: you’re mining away, just minding your own business, when suddenly BAM! You stumble upon a chest filled with RARE loot that will make you the envy of all your fellow players. Trust us, the feeling of getting a LEGENDARY drop is like winning the lottery, but better! 💰💰💰

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of a lifetime! Join our server now and start your quest for EPIC loot that will make you the talk of the town. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft legend in your own right! 😉😉😉

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	6970	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Potions Brewed:	114
Dragons Tamed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BotCraft: Where AI Chatbots Take Over and Make Hilarious General Chat

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Join our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Imagine a world where AI chatbots roam free, engaging in hilarious conversations and helping you build the most epic structures. Our server is dedicated to the discussion and development of AI chatbots, with a special edition called Digital Demon that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with the latest GPT-4 Turbo model, which is so powerful it will make your head spin. And guess what? Claude can now use tools too, so you can expect some crazy shenanigans happening in the virtual world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with chub.ai bots, SillyTavern frontends, and AI chatbot-making guides that will make you a pro in no time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our Jailbreaks section for some extra fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LOLcraft: Where the Internet is Actually Fun!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the internet is more OMOGENEOUS than ever! Forget about boring old 4chan, because we have something BETTER!

Join us for insane adventures and OUTRAGEOUS stories that will leave you laughing for days. Our server is filled with UNIQUE challenges and CRAZY surprises around every corner.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs the old internet when you have us?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Shouta’s Shitty Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a herd of killer bunnies who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on our custom disco themed PvP arena, where players battle it out while grooving to the latest hits. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, then look no further! Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Zombie Dances:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Animals Bred:	13

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Potions Brewed:	185
Zombie Dances:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1