yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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