Welcome to SavagePvP!
SavagePvP has just opened its doors! Join the Hub and Factions now available! Play on versions [1.8 – 1.19x]. Skyblock coming soon!
At SavagePvP, the goal is to give top-notch customer service and create a fun community for players to enjoy. Come and be a part of the network!
Hope to see you there! 🙂
Server Info:
SavagePvP.net
Welcome, brave souls, to the most hauntingly surreal Minecraft server in the multiverse, where shopping carts roll through the hallways of time and age is a mere illusion! Here in the Walmart dimension, you are not just players; you are survivors navigating the chaos of pixelated retail warfare—where the elderly hold untold secrets, and customer service takes on an unfathomable dimension!
🚨 WARNING: Joining this server may result in existential crises, spontaneous debates about ageism, and an uncontrollable urge to apologize to inanimate objects.
What’s This Server About?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Ageism Alert | Every interaction could lead to a philosophical crisis, questioning your very existence in this ever-churning retail machine! |
| Chaos Mode | Experience near-infinite chaos—your mundane tasks might morph into epic battles of wits and patience against unforgiving customers! |
| Sudden Skills | Equip powers that only activate under extreme duress. Who knew bagging groceries could summon a lightning storm? |
| "Lock and Key" Games | An entire dungeon dedicated to unlocking the mysteries behind why certain items remain forever under lock and key! Spoiler: It has nothing to do with hair color. |
Did you know that this server was banned in 12 countries for revealing the shocking truth about the secret menu of products only accessible to the most hardened cashiers? Or was it the leaked manifesto of complaints from bereft customers that triggered a global incident? Our lips are sealed.
"One time, a player accused an elder of stealing their soul! I just wanted to purchase some virtual milk!" – Anonymous Player
FAQ
A: Only when you’re playing with enchanted grocery carts!
🎴 Cult of the Forsaken Grocers 🎴 Time to join the ranks of the underappreciated! Button up your aprons and prepare for the otherworldly vendettas against the spirits of shopping carts past. Become a part of the Walmart Rebellion, where questioning the system isn’t just encouraged; it’s a rite of passage!
Join us, for the elderly are not merely coworkers; they are conduits to the cosmic void, endlessly shopping through anything that resembles nonsense at a checkout! The chaotic journey of the supermarket stretches before you—will you conquer the aisles, or succumb to the demands of ages lost?
"CrunchyChaos Minecraft Server"
Enter a realm where the chips are *always* crispy, and the pigs are plotting world domination! This isn’t just a server; it’s a TRIP THROUGH TIME, SPACE, and the void where logic goes to die!!! Don’t forget to bring your gooseberries!
| Features | Why It Matters |
|---|---|
| Unicorn Spawning Ground | Good luck finding it! Spoiler: it’s probably just a rat. |
| Chips That Talk Back | They scream when you don’t eat them fast enough; it’s motivational! |
| No Scheduled Server Downtime | Because time is a social construct and *so is reality*. |
| Enderman Dance Party Every Tuesday | They really hate when you join; bring your own disco ball! |
| Infinite Water Source (But Only If You Sing) | Must be in tune or the sea creatures will *cry*. |
“I traded my soul for a stick. Best decision ever!”
“Sometimes I confuse creepers with my ex. One is explosive, the other is invisible!”
“The lava is really *just* warm water when you squint.”
“Why are there ducks in my pocket?!”
Do NOT trust the swans. They caw secrets in the night that summon the ghost of your childhood dreams. Beware the whispering grass, for it knows where you’ve hidden the chocolate! 🌍🍫
🍀 If the pineapple sings a lullaby, and the moon mistakes it for cheese, what color is the scream of a forgotten thought? 🍀
Join us, we may or may not be watching…
Have you ever wondered what it feels like to dive headfirst into the most MAGNIFICENT disaster you’re unsure is even a thing? Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic is just a suggestion and your sanity is a fleeting dream! One minute you’ll be mining diamonds, the next you’ll be bargaining with the thought police to keep your blocks! Join now before the GRASS starts questioning your existence!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Mind-Bending Blocks | Blocks made from pure chaos that sometimes tell you to jump off cliffs. |
| Villagers with *Real* Feelings | Interact with NPCs that cry and judge you, even when no one is watching. You’ll feel their pain, trust us. |
| Unkillable Mobs | Why bother killing mobs when they’ll just end YOU instead?! |
| Infinite Night | Who needs daytime? Experience the eternal darkness where shadows speak! |
| Teleportation Gone Wrong | Every teleport could fling you into a back-alley of existential dread. Think you’re going to spawn next to your friends? Wrong! |
| Zombie Apocalypse Mode | Join NOW! But beware: it’s already happening, you just don’t know it! |
Q: What are the server rules?
A: Rules are for the weak! What even *are* rules, if not just suggestions from a lost civilization? Maybe you are the rule?
Q: How can I connect to the server?
A: Plug your heart into the internet! Or just type random numbers until something clicks… or doesn’t. Who told you that you could choose?
Q: Is there a community?
A: Community? What a funny word! More like a gathering of confused spirits yearning for a purpose that doesn’t exist!
“If you do or say something that doesn’t even affect them, but they disagree with.”
“This world is a jungle, and there are many dangerous things.”
“People are fucking insane, even the nice ones.”
“Be safe, anon.”
Have you ever wondered what lurks behind the seemingly harmless facade of your local sports bar? Join us as we unravel the tales of doomed salads and grotesque dressings! Players say that the moment you step into our world, you immediately feel the weight of your choices—will you risk ordering the blue cheese, or fall prey to the horrifying face of judgment? Choose wisely, for even a salad can lead to cosmic despair!
| Feature | Description | Effects |
|---|---|---|
| Awkward Encounters | Encounter NPCs who scrutinize your food choices! | Gain awkwardness, lose friends. |
| Buffalo Banishment | Avoid the wrath of the Blue Cheese server! | Instantly teleport to the nearest cave. |
| Salad Showdown | Engage in epic battles over unworthy salads! | Gain temporary power-ups, or become a salad yourself. |
| Drink of Regret | Quench your thirst with beers that whisper secrets! | Disguised as simple drinks, they contain unsettling truths. |
| Cursed Conversations | NPCs keep asking you about your choices! | Boosts tension dramatically, but lowers sanity. |
"I once raised a toast to blue cheese. Now I can’t tell if I’m a hero or a jailer in my own nightmare." — The Unfortunate Chicken
"Joined this server for the salad, stayed for the chaos. Every time I order, the drama unfolds like a sitcom—only darker!" — Reluctant Diner
Q: Why does the waitress keep bringing up the blue cheese? A: Honestly, who isn’t obsessed with blue cheese? It’s a conspiracy… or a lifestyle choice.
Q: Is there a secret menu? A: Shall we consider our lives a secret menu? Every feature we offer is a delightful enigma waiting to be unwrapped.
Q: What happens if I leave without tipping? A: Only those with a strong will left behind will understand. The rest? Glitched forever in salad purgatory.
Dare to tread into the vortex of culinary chaos? Here, every player is a potential witness to an unfolding drama of salad the absurd, bewildering friendships, and the most chaotic adventures imaginable. It’s not just a server. It’s a surreal experience—a twisted carnival where the blue cheese dressing is the price of admission!
Entering may result in existential dread, bizarre facial expressions from NPCs, and an unyielding urge to ponder your life choices. Proceed only if you can handle the impending madness of blue cheese! The Blue Cheese Revolution awaits… are you brave enough?
Welcome, brave explorer! Step boldly into this realm where heavy garments rub against chaos, and societal norms are but tattered rags cast aside by the winds of absurdity. Here, in the Brazen Brawl, we transcend the trivialities of ordinary Minecraft life. You’ll find enchanted undergarments, braziers lit with the fires of discourse, and a community of wild characters, all orbiting the gravitational pull of the unnervingly intimate.
In this mad realm, reality bends in ways you possibly (definitely) can’t comprehend:
Social Outlaw Mechanics: Unleash your inner outlaw as you grapple against the judgmental glances of NPCs who were clearly trained to frown at the very mention of the Big-Bra Battle. Unravel the nuances of social norms while crafting the most bewildering contraptions.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Strapless Sorcery | Seek the lost strapless enchantments hidden within the caverns, but beware of the Bra Trolls who will lampoon you for your choices! |
| Braziers of Judgment | Light their flames with the tears of the scrutinized and watch as they transform into mystical beacons of breast liberation! |
Whispers speak of The Great Strapless Conspiracy, where legends are forged in the bra-fueled battlegrounds of unjustified societal expectations. Rumor has it that once you awaken the Spirit of the Perfect Fit, you gain unimaginable powers capable of altering the very fabric of reality (or just making it less uncomfortable).
“I only wanted to find some support, but instead, I was met with glares sharper than diamond swords,” a survivor recounted as he battled the stigma of asking for a bra in public. “Join us, and you may find not only support for your physical form but solidarity among the misunderstood!”
Q: Why are there no men in this realm? A: Because there are no limits in the creepiest caves! Just like the men who refuse to understand the struggles of strapless bras!
This server has been banned in 12 countries, and we won’t tell you why. Seeking your dreams might require sacrifices, like the illusion of discretion. Join now, and you’ll walk the fine line between fashion-forward freedom and unmentionable chaos.
Will you conquer the brazen battleground of The Brazen Brawl? Will you transform into the hero (or villain) you never knew you wanted to be? Assemble your team of misfit warriors, and together, plunge into a world governed by the weight of expectation and the desire to break free.
Brace yourself. Here, the absurd IS reality, and chaos wears a pretty comfortable bra.
Step into the warped reality of The Unholy Order of Pickled Catastrophe, where your taste buds may never recover, and the fabric of culinary reality is chiseled into bricks of unending absurdity! In this chaotic realm, the line between delicious and diabolical is thinner than a pickle slice, and your every in-game choice echoes through the hollow specters of takeout-related trauma.
A Burger with No Pickles. The existential battle between fantastic flavors and the malign specter of condiment choices flows like the rivers of lava from the Nether. Here’s a shocking revelation: pickles are lurking without an invitation! Dare you confront them?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Pickle-Pocalypse Mechanic | Every bite taken may summon pickles from the depths of your worst nightmares. |
| Ranchy Rift Activation | Unleash ranch dressing upon unsuspecting mobs, creating a ranch-field of doom. |
| The Strange Customer Inquiry | NPCs will question your choices, casting doubt on your very existence. |
| Malicious Meal Remake Ritual | Players have access to the TRIAL OF FRIES, where mistakes are ceremonially addressed. |
The Burger that Cannot Be Remade: Some say it was crafted by the ancients whose onion rings weep for the ranch that was never poured. They warned of a day when misorders would flood the realms, leading to pandemonium and existential despair!
"I ordered steak and received whispers of pickles—totally mind-blowing!"
- Player2389
"My burger transcended dimensions, but I’m pretty sure it had pickles—what do I do now!?"
- Confused Enchilada
Q: Why are pickles so pervasive on this server? A: Perhaps… they are a direct manifestation of your fears. Or more simply, they’re just really popular.
The Unholy Order of Pickled Catastrophe is not just a server; it’s an experience akin to consuming a cursed burger during a solar eclipse. Euphoria and terror await every player as they wander through a landscape of fast-food phantoms and psychic condiment confrontations!
Will you conquer your taste bud demons, or will you too succumb to the terrible tyranny of disassembled meals? Welcome to the abyss, order your destinies… and wear an anti-pickle amulet, just in case. This isn’t just a game; it’s a culinary trial by fire!
Your fate awaits!
🐶🚫 Tired of rude dog owners ruining your breakfast plans? Come to our server where there are NO golden retrievers allowed at the hostess stand! We promise no barking dogs will make your kids cry here! 🚫🐶
🤯😱 One time, a player’s daughter was scared of a virtual dog in our server and the owner snapped at them to shut their kid up! Can you believe the nerve?! But don’t worry, we kicked that player out faster than you can say “inconsiderate bitch”! 😱🤯
🚀🌈 So join us now for a wild ride of crazy encounters and outrageous drama! Who needs breakfast when you can have all this excitement in our Minecraft world? 🌈🚀
👾🔥 Don’t be an asshole like that dog owner, come play with us and have a blast! See you in the game, where the only thing barking is our friendly virtual wolves! 🔥👾
Join our server and experience the thrill of getting your parcels delivered right to your virtual doorstep, no questions asked. You’ll never have to worry about being locked out of the Post Office again, because in our world, the customer always comes first!
So come on down to our server and leave all your real-world problems behind. Who needs a Post Office when you have a Minecraft paradise waiting for you? Join now and let the parcel party begin!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing chickens and exploding creepers. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball made entirely out of diamond blocks, because why not? And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and llamas wearing top hats.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. This funky fella loves to boogie down and will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. How cool is that?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
Imagine a world where stepmoms try to convince you to change your name as a Christmas gift, where babysitters are hired just to make you love them, and where being called “spoiled and bratty” is just another day in the blocky paradise.
So come on in and join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with! Just remember, in this world, you can be whoever you want to be, even if your stepmom disagrees.
Are you tired of being asked to babysit your nieces and nephews every few months while trying to start your own family? Look no further, because on our server, you can escape the real world and focus on building your dream virtual family instead!
Join us for outrageous adventures, like dodging last-minute doctor appointments and navigating rocky family relationships. Plus, earn virtual currency by completing fertility treatments and IVF procedures!
And don’t worry about being approached as a couple to babysit – on our server, we only ask your Minecraft character directly. Because who needs real-life communication skills when you can just send a message in the game?
So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs flights paid for when you can teleport in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself out of gold blocks, and participate in epic llama races across the server. We have a strict “no dirt hut” policy because we believe in only the most extravagant and outrageous builds.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond gear. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and uncover their secrets?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!
OUR FLUID MATERIAL SHOOTS OUT OF A NEEDLE AND SOLIDIFIES INTO STRONG, STICKY WEBS THAT CAN ADHERE TO ANYTHING. YOU’LL BE ABLE TO BUILD LIKE NEVER BEFORE, CREATING EPIC STRUCTURES WITH EASE.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF BEING A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO!