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Are you tired of meeting fans who claim to love a game’s art style but have never actually played it? Join our Minecraft server and leave those posers behind! Our server is filled with actual gamers who not only appreciate art styles but also know how to dominate in-game.
Why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that can only be accessed by solving riddles written in ancient Minecraft runes. Legend has it that anyone who manages to find this base will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Armor Chicken – a chicken so powerful that it can take down a horde of creepers with a single cluck. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic creature will be granted eternal luck in all their Minecraft endeavors.
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Are you tired of boring old Omegle and randomi.fi? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with autistic Fins, dudes jerking off, and everything in between.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with unicorn riding creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow-colored sheep. They were so entertained that they never wanted to leave!
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll also get the chance to fight off zombie llamas, build a castle made entirely of diamonds, and ride a giant chicken into battle.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn losers into winners!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being autistic is not a requirement, but having low empathy and anxiety is a plus! Join us and unleash your inner social awkwardness while discussing nintendos and other random topics for hours on end.
Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of pretending to be shy when they’re actually just lacking in social skills. Embrace your awkwardness and dive into a world where you can be yourself without judgment.
So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the most socially awkward players can access. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained with their bizarre stories and antics.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! But don’t worry, we’ve got some wild perks to make up for it. Picture this: you spawn in as a character born BROWN with assbugersthis. Yep, you read that right. But hey, at least you’re not stuck with the boring old whiteys, right? Those guys are expected to be awkward and autistic, but us browns? We’re expected to be extroverted dumb thugs.
Join our server for a chance to embrace your inner thug and show off your unique brown swagger. Who needs normal when you can stand out from the crowd with our one-of-a-kind character traits? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and let your brown flag fly high!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where the love stories are as wild as the creepers! Join us and witness the most bizarre romances unfold before your eyes.
Picture this: a player receives a hankerchief on Christmas from another player and suddenly falls head over heels for them. But here’s the twist – the object of their affection is a mid-functioning autist who is as mysterious as they come. Will they ever say or do anything interesting? Only time will tell on our server!
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Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.
Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.
And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!
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Are you tired of being the lowest totem of society? Do normies constantly seethe at your lonesome nature? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can embrace your inner autismo and rise to the top!
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Join our Minecraft server and witness the amazing detective skills of my genius wife as she solves the most mind-bending autistic line puzzles you’ve ever seen! She’ll have you scratching your head in confusion one minute and laughing uncontrollably the next. Plus, she’s just so darn cute while she’s doing it! Don’t miss out on the hilarity and excitement – join now and prepare to be entertained like never before!
We are a new server we are looking for devs builder ect not to many spots open we host an SMP right now and have a new project in the works join up and see what we are about
Electroblob’s Wizardry Based Server.
Magic based economy where people interested in Wizard Roleplay are welcome.
Very Young server open to changes.
Minecraft version 1.12.2
What do we have?
– Brand new prison server with a great team
– Fun and respectful community
– $175 buycraft payouts
– inf Prestiges
– Custom Bosses
– Custom Lootbox
– Custom Robots
Ascend Vanilla was created with a love for Vanilla Minecraft. In all honesty, nothing beats simple Minecraft with friends. We provide top-tier gaming experience on a lag-free zone, with friendly community and staff. What more could you ask for?
[1.19] TheLagoon is a new SMP experience from owners with experience in creating servers since 2011!
As well as the traditional survival aspect, we have some extremely cool features like WARDEN FIGHT events every 2 hours where you can defeat a warden for special items to eventually purchase exclusive tools.
This is a Demon Slayer fan server. We have breathing techniques for players and players may choose to be a demon or a demon slayer. We have quests and a custom storyline as well.
VladeCraftMC is a server network built for players that want a relaxing yet competitive Skyblock experience. The server itself is unique with it’s theme being very colorful and easy to understand. You can play this server for casual play or for competitive play. The server itself is a 1.12.2 Paper Skyblock server with unique yet simple plugins. We guarantee there’ll always be something new to explore! My goal when creating this server is that everyone of all ages could play, I made this server exactly how I wanted it. The goal was to make it Easy to understand and Fun to play for all ages. The main thing you probably all want is Payouts. Did you know you can win Money for being in the top 3 island list? Well you can! The payouts are below, just log on using the IP play.vladecraftmc.net. Good luck to everyone!
SERVER RELEASE LATER THIS MONTH (MARCH)
Payouts:
#1 Island Top wins $100 USD Sent via Paypal or Cashapp
#2 Island Top wins $75 USD Sent via Paypal or Cashapp
#3 Island Top wins $50 USD Sent via Paypal or Cashapp