Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you want to bang Zendaya in the bunghole? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure within, Zendaya herself will appear and challenge you to a build battle.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon when defeated. And if you collect enough enchanted bacon, you can summon a magical unicorn to ride around the server in style.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the wild adventures begin! Just remember, no homo when it comes to banging Zendaya in the bunghole.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize frontal pics with many bodies! Our favorite age range is 18-22 because we do them first – no exceptions! We only accept top-notch quality pics, and we absolutely must see her face before allowing access to our server.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community where anything is possible. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the fun!
Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky where you can post tags, chat about your weirdest fetishes, and even have a good ol’ wank while building your blocky empire.
In our Bubble gum butt edition, you’ll find yourself surrounded by giant bubble gum butts that you can bounce on like a trampoline. Trust us, it’s a buttload of fun!
But that’s not all, folks! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to steal your diamonds and leave behind a trail of glitter. So if you’re into spooky shenanigans and sparkly surprises, this is the place for you!
So why wait? Join us at /dft/ and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies (trust us, you’ll need ’em).
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing dirtier than our snap messages is the terrain! Join us for a wild ride filled with sexy adventures and scandalous shenanigans.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with sexy diamond armor. But beware, for the armor was cursed with the power of seduction! Players couldn’t resist showing off their new gear and soon, the entire server was embroiled in a fierce fashion show competition. Who knew Minecraft could be so sexy?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dirty Pig, a mischievous creature who loves to prank unsuspecting players by covering their builds in mud. Will you be the next victim of the Dirty Pig’s antics?
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some dirty fun and sexy surprises along the way!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures with your friends and big niggas from all over the world.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. They were so amazed by the craziness of it all that they never wanted to leave!
But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right. The Ender Dragon knows how to bust a move!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most lit and hype Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience virtual adventures like never before! Forget about building boring houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you can embark on quests that will make you question reality itself.
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can fap to virtual vaginas with your brand new Quest 2! Our server is filled with exciting challenges and stimulating activities that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the virtual excitement that awaits you!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can suck so hard on Andy Sixx’s asshole that food he hasn’t even eaten yet comes out!
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
Build your own asshole-shaped castle and rule over your fellow players with a iron fist. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your unique architectural choices.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the weirdness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself sucking on Andy Sixx’s asshole sooner than you think!
Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness? Join us and witness the craziest Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen!
Picture this: a world where players ride llamas into battle against creeper armies, where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti, and where zombie pigmen break out into spontaneous dance parties.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!
So why wait? Join us today and experience the weird and wonderful world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious hijinks await you just around the corner?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun is as high as our players! 🌿💨
Join us for a wild ride as we embark on adventures that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so lit, we’re currently watching old videos of a camwhore from back in the day and stroking…our pickaxes, of course! 😂
But wait, there’s more! Shall we post some webms of her for your viewing pleasure? Just kidding, we’re all about building epic structures and battling mobs here.
So why join our server? Because YOLO, that’s why! Plus, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and hilarious as us?
Come on, hop on and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory! 🤣🔥
🤣 Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where the only rule is to post the last pic you masturbated to! 😂 Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.
🔥 Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player posted a pic of a llama wearing sunglasses and it brought good luck to everyone on the server. True story! 🦙
🌈 Our community is like no other, filled with WACKY characters and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend or arch-nemesis here!
🚀 So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, the only rule is to post the last pic you masturbated to! 😉 #BestServerEver
Open the doors to the magical kingdom of MythoriaRPG – a world of medieval adventures and magic! Exciting battles, ancient castles and endless opportunities to create your own legend await you. Join and be part of this epic journey today! To join the server, download the necessary mods from the link: http://surl.li/romhr
Welcome to Survivallist Squad SMP, the ultimate destination in Minecraft 1.20.4 for an unparalleled experience featuring missions, jobs, rewards, and ranks. In Survivallist Squad SMP, every player finds their path in a world meticulously designed to offer challenges, adventures, and opportunities.
Unique Missions: Get ready to embark on a variety of missions that will take you from the depths of dark caves to epic confrontations against legendary creatures. Each mission is carefully crafted to offer immersive stories with challenges that test your wit and skill.
Diverse Jobs: In Survivallist Squad SMP, you can be whoever you wish to be. From a brave warrior protecting the realm to a peaceful farmer cultivating the land, each job holds its significance and contributes to the world’s economy. Find your calling and specialize in unique skills that only your character can offer.
? Welcome to one of the best Minecraft PE and Win10 Edition projects – BranoMine!? BranoMine is one of the best griefing projects! On our server you can see many high-quality plugins, and just playing on the server you can cheer yourself up!? The server came into existence on January 1, 2024.? You can see your login details below. – IP: BranoMine.ru – IP: 80.66.89.9 (for Ukraine) – PORT: 19132 – SITE: branomine.easydonate.ru
Explore new structures that have never been seen before in Minecraft to get hundreds of new items, including: weapons, armor, tools, decor and figurines. Fight new mobs. A separate world for research where new structures are constantly generated and a separate world for the Construction of a permanent base, get new things in the research and bring them to your base. Improved fishing. Leveling up skills and much more. Improved archaeology
?Electron craft is a quiet place so that you can relax and survive in peace.?
❄️On this server you can play with friends, create clans, earn money, create relationships and much more❄️❗
?And you can also get a free donation at spawn❗❗
?And by going to our VK community, you can participate in groups with cool prizes❗
?And if you want to monitor the server and issue punishments to hooligans by helping us, then you can safely submit an application to the administration❗
?Our friendly team is looking forward to seeing you on the server❗
Looking for a unwhitelisted basic vanilla server to play on with a great community? Look no further. I started a vanilla server with one plugin that can rollback griefing and looting so you don’t have to worry! The server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time.
-Players start at 5 Hearts
-No End or Elytras (Blocks and Shulkers are available)
-Sprint Speed works differently
-A sort of Void Fog when under Y-30
-All loot tables have been edited to work with the Luck Effect
-Rare crop drops
-No Natural Healing only from certain foods or potions
If you think this might interest you join the Discord to apply!
