yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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