yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 1933 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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