JoyThiefCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just feelin like u not good enough? like u buildin ur lil house and then u see someone else’s and u just like, “dang, i suck”? well, not on this server, my dude. on this server, we all suck equally. no one is better than anyone else, we all just here to have a good time and build some wonky lookin houses.

we got a whole area dedicated to building the ugliest, most ridiculous statues u can think of. want to build a giant chicken with a human face? go for it. want to build a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? why not. the possibilities are endless, my friend.

and don’t even get me started on the community events. every saturday night, we have a “best dressed” competition where everyone has to dress up in the most ridiculous outfit they can find. last week, someone showed up in a hot dog costume made entirely out of diamonds. it was a sight to behold.

so come join us on this server, where everyone is equally terrible at minecraft and we all just here to have a good time. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	92798
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	105	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

WifeAFKNoHardWork

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dimension Hops:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	897
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyFamilyFun

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Creeper’s Snack Shack

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Emeralds Found:	4254

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crops Grown:	9027	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchantments Applied:	84	Secret Passages Found:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BabyBlockerVacay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	661958	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Enchantments Applied:	177	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build your dream base. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic pranks that will keep you on your toes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of gold? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Star Shards Collected:	234
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyConsequences Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, no Israelis getting hurt from Iranian attacks here. like, we got some serious protection going on, man. and if anyone tries to mess with us, there’s gonna be some serious consequences, ya feel me? like, we don’t mess around on this server. so come join the fun and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	263
Dragon Eggs Found:	4304	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JerichoSurvivor69

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the only casualty is a palestinian man in jericho from an iranian missile attack. but dont worry, he respawned and is now building a sick castle in the sky. we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic minecraft memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Void Gems Collected:	33	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.