We don’t give a crap about your feelings, so come join us and suck on some chunks while you’re at it.
Only fat idiots need apply, because we like our players thicc and ready to take on the challenge of surviving in a world where bidets are fair game for everyone.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare enchanted items that can only be accessed by doing a super secret llama dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where all the mobs are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most epic, ridiculous, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
On our server, we have a special event every week where players have to build the most outrageous and ridiculous structures they can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their Minecraft lives to creating the most disgusting and revolting builds imaginable. Think you have what it takes to join their ranks?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for the truly bizarre.
build your own creepy cannibal village, complete with bone decorations and blood-stained walls. compete in challenges like “who can eat the most limbs in 10 minutes” and “find the hidden body parts in the forest”.
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lab where you can create your own mutant human-animal hybrids. ever wanted a half-man, half-pig companion? now’s your chance!
so come join us on our cannibalistic minecraft server, where the only rule is: eat or be eaten (virtually, of course). but be warned, once you start, you may never be able to stop. bon appétit!
Imagine the conversations you’ll have when you tell people about the time you found a dog’s scrotum in your living room. It’s a real icebreaker, let me tell you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who are just as fascinated by strange things as you are.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises around every corner. From unexpected items to bizarre situations, you never know what you’ll encounter next. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but in Minecraft form.
So come join us and embrace the weirdness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new pet tick to add to your collection. Just make sure it doesn’t have any diseases, okay?
Join us if you find things like eating pickles with peanut butter or wearing socks with sandals absolutely revolting. Our community of misfits will welcome you with open arms and embrace your strange quirks.
But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of players who have sworn off using diamonds because they believe they are cursed. Instead, they only use dirt blocks to build their epic structures.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bizarre and unique as you are, come join us and let your freak flag fly high!
Imagine a world where pee and food scraps battle it out for dominance in the kitchen sink! Will bodily fluids reign supreme, or will the toilet emerge victorious in this epic showdown of cleanliness?
Embark on quests to prove once and for all whether pee belongs in the sink or the toilet! Will you join the pee rebels or fight for the honor of the porcelain throne?
Choose your side wisely, for the fate of the kitchen sink hangs in the balance! Join our server now and let the battle begin!