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Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on our server, even the sheep have style!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land riding a giant chicken and challenging players to epic dance-offs. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance Blocky Bob, he will grant you three wishes. Just make sure one of those wishes isn’t for more dance-offs, because that guy never gets tired!
And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Lava Surfing” mini-game, where players can ride on a surfboard made of obsidian while dodging flaming zombies and lava flows. It’s like a day at the beach, but with more danger and less sunscreen!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even femanons with GROSS voices are welcome! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few creeper explosions that will make your voice sound like a beautiful symphony in comparison. Trust us, you won’t find a more accepting and hilarious community anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s ROFL together!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is here to blow your mind!
Join us for the craziest adventures you can imagine. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of chocolate? No problem. And don’t even get me started on the dragon races!
But wait, there’s more! On this server, girls don’t poop. That’s right, you heard me. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, we’ll just fill their mouth with… well, you know.
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you question the mysteries of life!
Join us and discover the true meaning behind the letter O. Is it really just a coincidence that poop and food both have two O’s? We think not! One O represents the dark depths of the anus, while the other O symbolizes the endless void of your hungry mouth. It’s a deep and philosophical journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Poop Food Kingdom, where players can embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the O’s. Rumor has it that those who reach the end will be rewarded with a feast fit for a king – a banquet of poop and food like you’ve never seen before.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our poo smells like chemicals! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their poo started smelling like lavender and unicorns. True story. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and the smell of your poo)!
Started at the height of the 2020 Quarantine as a place for people to chill while trapped at home it has slowly been turned into a functional Server but without compromising on those goals.
A server made by the production of ToonyStudio’s this is a server that will open soon and will have custom game modes free ranks ans custom event so stay tuned when we open
A fresh OP Prison gameplay with unique elements is available in EvaMC Prison. Players can take use of systems and rewards like tokens, automatic selling, upgradeable pickaxes, and quarrys. You can start a new voyage and gain prestige faster by unlocking these features. The intensity and excitement of the game are increased by daily events and giveaways. Join now to begin your journey.
