JoyThiefCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just feelin like u not good enough? like u buildin ur lil house and then u see someone else’s and u just like, “dang, i suck”? well, not on this server, my dude. on this server, we all suck equally. no one is better than anyone else, we all just here to have a good time and build some wonky lookin houses.

we got a whole area dedicated to building the ugliest, most ridiculous statues u can think of. want to build a giant chicken with a human face? go for it. want to build a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? why not. the possibilities are endless, my friend.

and don’t even get me started on the community events. every saturday night, we have a “best dressed” competition where everyone has to dress up in the most ridiculous outfit they can find. last week, someone showed up in a hot dog costume made entirely out of diamonds. it was a sight to behold.

so come join us on this server, where everyone is equally terrible at minecraft and we all just here to have a good time. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	4073
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyWars: Israeli vs Iran

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Israeli leaders are battling a massive Iranian assault… in Minecraft! That’s right, folks, join our server and witness the epic showdown between these two nations, all in blocky, pixelated glory.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to witness this intense battle, but you can also join in on the action! Choose your side and fight for victory in the most epic war Minecraft has ever seen. Will you defend Israel from the Iranian invaders, or will you join forces with Iran to crush your enemies? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have custom weapons and armor that will make you feel like a true warrior on the battlefield. From diamond swords to enchanted bows, you’ll have everything you need to dominate your foes and emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of war in Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PixelPreggoCraft – Obesity Risk-Free!

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so, like, if you wanna join dis server, you gonna have a blast, bro. like, we got all da crazy stuff happenin’, like perinatal chemical exposures and the epigenome, whatever that means. but, like, who cares about predictin’ childhood obesity when you can be buildin’ epic stuff in Minecraft, amirite?

join dis server for a wild ride, where the only clinical risk factors you gotta worry about is runnin’ outta diamonds or gettin’ attacked by a creeper. we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or how another player tamed a whole army of wolves to protect their base.

so, if you wanna have a good time and forget about all that scientific mumbo jumbo, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Sanctuary | Meitenes Creative Server! Minecraft server

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Welcome to the unique creative world of Sanctuary! ✨

Here you will find two fascinating worlds: a world with rafts for your architectural masterpieces, as well as an open world for creativity among breathtaking landscape.

Also, don’t miss the opportunity to follow streams and new videos our dedicated administrator meitene, who will not only raise Your mood and inspiration will be taken to a new level, but it will also show the most exciting moments in our gaming world.

Create your own unique buildings, embody fabulous landscapes and realize your fantastic ideas on fun events from meitene!

Join the Sanctuary community and realize your the best creative ideas in our Minecraft world! ✨

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Super Smash Bros. Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all they do is take your money and run off to work on other games? Well, fear not, because our server is run by the infamous rugpull edishFizzi! That’s right, he took your money and now he’s spending his time setting up Netplay for Melee/P+, 64/Smash Remix, and even a latency mod that will blow your mind!

Join us for quickplay-enabled madness, where the only thing more outrageous than our server is the stories we make up to explain why you should join. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! So come on in and see what all the fuss is about, because on our server, anything goes (except for your money, of course).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	275886
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NoDadKissesMCServer

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, emotional response, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-daughter bond, forgiveness, generational differences, misunderstanding, NoDadKissesMCServer, overreaction, personal space, physical affection, reconciliation, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches new heights! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected reactions and over-the-top apologies.

Picture this: you’re peacefully feeding your nephew in-game when suddenly, your virtual dad startles you with a peck on the cheek. But wait, there’s more – he takes your reaction as a personal rejection and gives you the cold shoulder in the game! Can you navigate through the virtual awkwardness and mend fences with your pixelated dad?

But fear not, we have a solution for every virtual family feud. Try out our “Tom Brady Kiss Apology” plugin, where you can humorously diffuse tense situations by referencing famous athletes. Will your dad appreciate the joke, or will he storm off in a virtual huff?

Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious misunderstandings, and heartwarming resolutions. Who knew family dynamics could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BlockyBlabbermouths

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players battling it out in epic PvP matches!

Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!

And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Star Shards Collected:	101
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!

And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?

So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

2015vs2025

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Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

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hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Zero Infinity Craft

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join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Air Block Brainiacs

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so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Crops Grown:	7310
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.