Equiscraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘What Did I Get Myself Into?’

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Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and where the zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Nazis: Minecraft Madness – Build, Battle, and Avoid Historians!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and debate whether Hitler was actually a Christian or a pagan! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, let’s dive into some historical conspiracy theories instead! Plus, who doesn’t want to become a pagan goyi-ACK? Join our server now and let the debates begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	224933
Magic Items Found:	8826	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Zombie Dances:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocky Blunders: The Columbine Chronicles

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Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic bromance between two players who are so based, they make diamonds jealous! These two legends have conquered every challenge the game has thrown at them, from building a castle in the sky to taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it they once defeated an entire army of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter. If you want to be part of the most epic duo in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GF Approved Twink Town Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can sexo twinks without any judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your inner twink-loving self shine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally stumbling upon a girl in-game because they simply don’t exist here. It’s a twink paradise! So come join us and let the twink-tastic adventures begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Endless Night Skies:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyDigits – Where math meets blocks!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride on pigs with jetpacks, mine diamonds with a banana, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional unicorn horn. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite mining powers.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join the fun and let your inner craziness run wild!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Cuties Club

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of wizards who were tired of the same old boring Minecraft gameplay. So, they decided to sprinkle some magic dust on it and BAM – this server was born! Now, you can find flying pigs, talking cows, and even a unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that breathes fire and lays explosive eggs. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can summon lightning bolts with every swing.

So, why is it Tali, you ask? Because on this server, anything is possible. You can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a dragon into battle, or even become best friends with a zombie. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense).

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally Tali Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	510
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ImmigrantCraft: Where kids from all over the world come to play and build together!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more diverse than a bag of Skittles? Look no further than our server, where we have more immigrant children than a United Nations sleepover! Join us for a chance to build friendships with players from all over the world, and maybe even learn a new language or two (Minecraftian is a language, right?). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so popular, even aliens are trying to sneak in for a chance to play. So come on over and join the intergalactic fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RespawnRiot: “WhyUStillHereAnon?”

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Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement and dreaming of your own swanky apartment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will help you achieve that goal! Join us and mine your way to a luxurious virtual apartment where you can throw epic block parties and flex on all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building bacon sculptures. Join forces with them and create the most epic bacon statue the world has ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to apartment living and bacon artistry!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Potions Brewed:	117
Ores Mined:	2614	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CringeCraft: Where Steve and Creeper go on awkward dates with zero chemistry!

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Are you tired of seeing awkward anime pairings with zero chemistry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like the ultimate crossover fanfic come to life! Join us and witness the most hilariously mismatched duos you never knew you needed, like a creeper and a chicken going on a date or a zombie and a villager starting a book club together. Who needs romantic tension when you can have pure chaos and laughter? Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love and friendship in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyCreeperCocktails

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness Biden sucking cock… wait, what? Just kidding! That’s not actually happening on our server (we promise), but we do have some crazy shenanigans that will make you laugh until you cry.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature who roams the land causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to track him down and uncover the truth behind his existence?

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget. Just remember, Biden may not be sucking cock here, but the fun and craziness never stop!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4862
Alien Abductions:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Czech out CZCHAN.ORG for some Slovak-tingling Minecraft fun! Join us now!

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Hey there, fellow gamers and meme enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because Czchan.org is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Czech and Slovak 4Channers who know how to have a good time. We’ve got memes for days, crazy builds that will blow your mind, and a community that will make you feel right at home (as long as you can handle the banter).

But wait, there’s more! We’re pushing the admins to create a /int/ board because we believe in global unity through the power of memes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down in there?

So what are you waiting for? Join Czchan.org today and become part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily offended, then maybe stay away). See you on the server, comrades! 🤪🎮🤣

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Towns Built:	1
Crops Grown:	4105	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Chaosville Funland

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Welcome to the land of Pure Distilled Korosanium, where the diamonds shine brighter than your future and the creepers are just misunderstood pets! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

Our server is home to the legendary Korosanium tree, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to climb to the top. But beware, the tree is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling adventurous, dive into the depths of our custom-made dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off before letting you pass.

So why wait? Join Pure Distilled Korosanium today and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited cake!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	2334	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Fate’s Folly: Where Minecraft meets chaos and hilarity!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling dragons with nothing but a carrot, riding pigs into battle against evil zombies, and building the most epic castles made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a bunch of explosive green creatures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magic Items Found:	7708	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Boomer Blockheads

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Are you tired of zoomers being total losers and jerking off to drawings instead of interacting with real women? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and say goodbye to sad and pathetic behavior. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. So come on, join us and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3